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lexsooner
5/26/2010, 12:45 PM
which is in place of a left hand. She was born without a left hand and they surgically implanted tissue from her hip, but it is still pretty much a nub or knob. She likes to poke people in the forehead with the nub for fun. It freaks out some staff when she does that. I thought it was cute. The previous HR manager who hired her was kind of a perv. I always thought he hired her because he had perverted plans for her nub.
OhU1
5/26/2010, 01:07 PM
This first paragraph sounds like it could be the start of an interesting story in Nuggett magazine.

Technically, since her nub was made of tissue from her hip she basically sat on your face.
BudSooner
5/26/2010, 01:07 PM
It would not bother me, but i'm sure it would others. But the real question is, did you grab one of her hooblers in return? ;)
lexsooner
5/26/2010, 01:38 PM
This first paragraph sounds like it could be the start of an interesting story in Nuggett magazine.

Technically, since her nub was made of tissue from her hip she basically sat on your face.

Awesome! I got to feel the nub and could tell the hip tissue was actually an add-on to the original stump. She said the surgeons originally wanted to remove some toes and put them on her stump, but her parents said no. Now that would be something to see - or feel.
BudSooner
5/26/2010, 01:55 PM
This lil piggie went wwwweeeeeeee might make for some unusual workplace moments. ;)
Jacie
5/26/2010, 04:27 PM
Makes me think of Kristen Wiig on SNL doing that character with the tiny hands . . .
Breadburner
5/26/2010, 04:30 PM
I wonder if she was fisting the old HR director.....That would be weird getting atheletes feet on your hand....
C&CDean
5/26/2010, 04:37 PM
I'd do one of two things. If she was hot, I'd pull out my dick and jab her in the forehead with it. If she was ugly, I'd pimp slap her and tell her to keep her GD nub outta my face.
Collier11
5/26/2010, 04:38 PM
you should challenge her to a paper-rock-scissors competition, paper WINS!!!
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 04:52 PM
I'd do one of two things. If she's got Betty Davis eyes and was hot, I'd pull out my dick and jab her in the forehead with it. If she was ugly, I'd pimp slap her and tell her to keep her GD nub outta my face.

Wookin Pa Nub in all the wrong places....

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StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 04:52 PM
you should challenge her to a paper-rock-scissors competition, paper WINS!!!

SHARK KNIFE WINS! :D
Curly Bill
5/26/2010, 05:16 PM
I ain't gonna lie -- it'd weird me out.
picasso
5/26/2010, 05:21 PM
That is sexual harassment!
CatfishSooner
5/26/2010, 05:28 PM
disturbing...
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 05:32 PM
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Curly Bill
5/26/2010, 05:34 PM
That one photo where she's leaning backwards? How did she not tip over? :D
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 05:40 PM
I don't know and she isn't disturbing me in the least. :D
Curly Bill
5/26/2010, 05:43 PM
She's pretty dang hot, but I'd still be freaked out.
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 05:49 PM
I think you'd need to avoid asking for a handjob if you were dating her.
Curly Bill
5/26/2010, 05:55 PM
I think you'd need to avoid asking for a handjob if you were dating her.

I think you could ask for a handjob, but a handsjob would be outta the question. :P
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 05:57 PM
:D

I'm wondering if Lex will get hooked on the workplace nubbings and the other co-workers will get creeped out as it becomes a daily ritual around the coffee pot. The Company picnic should be interesting too. :D
Curly Bill
5/26/2010, 05:59 PM
We're gonna end up seeing this in the video section of our local xxx emporium.
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 06:00 PM
or teh youtubes...lol
Jacie
5/26/2010, 06:33 PM
:D

I'm wondering if Lex will get hooked on the workplace nubbings and the other co-workers will get creeped out as it becomes a daily ritual around the coffee pot. The Company picnic should be interesting too. :D

Hell, wait'll we get a report on the office Christmas party . . .
lexsooner
5/26/2010, 07:00 PM
For fun, I tried to shake her nub arm the other day and she was resistent. I think she can joke and be playful about it - but on her terms and when she feels like it. No, she was not offended nor is she the type who would ever make an issue out of this playfulness, but I understood quickly that she controls the issue.

I also knew this midget who had a hook on one arm. No, I am not joking. I was working in D.C. and this guy at work was a midget with a hook on one arm. He was funny and smart, but co-workers warned me he was passive-aggressive and could do really mean stuff if he did not like you. He once sent an e-mail from a co-worker's computer when the co-worker left his work station and did not log out. The e-mail went to the guy's boss and was, well, not very nice.

As far as any jokes about one big porno movie with all of us, bring it on! I pretty much set my self up for this.
StoopTroup
5/26/2010, 08:25 PM
Naw....

I think it's cool to talk about. At least we can joke about stuff like this here. Like you said....as soon as the Nubber thought things went to far...it would go very different. Our Workplaces have become places that you can't even say anything to anyone anymore even if the person who might be offended can't prove it even happened. Your just guilty until the offended are appeased.