The NEW ten commandments

[85Sooner]

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
BY JAMIE QUATRO

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1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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[Leroy Lizard]

LOL!

[Stitch Face]

Cute.

[delhalew]

That might be the only way our youth can read them.:(

[the_ouskull]

That might be the only way our youth can read them.:(

As an English teacher, I'm here to tell you, you are not that far off.

the_ouskull

[Leroy Lizard]

As an English teacher, I'm here to tell you, you are not that far off.

the_ouskull

I'm not sure I want to admit that if I'm an English teacher.