Victoria's Secret disappoints.

[TUSooner]

Having been living for years in a house with womenses, I notice these things:
Back in the day, VS's models were fleshy and voluptouous and curvy and stuff. Nowadays, they're just the usual skinny suspects you see in any catalog. They have that emaciated and nauseating Keira Knightly look. Skinny legs, arms, and necks, barely any curves or buttockery, and an illusion of boobage that is merely the result of the push-em-up-&-together brassieres VS sells. It's further proof that society is crumbling and the world is going down the toilet. Give us back the flesh !!! :mad: :( :mad:

[NormanPride]

Well, they're all advertising to 10 year olds now, and that's what 10 year olds want to look like.

[olevetonahill]

Just for You Kev. :eek: :D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SF34PpFbXMI/AAAAAAAAAlo/n5QePJi7KmA/s320/fat%2Bwoman.jpg

[OU_Sooners75]

TUSooner...not all models are skin and bone!


http://www.sportsfanparadise.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/keeley-hazell-blue-bikini-1.jpg

And those babies are REAL!!!!

[TUSooner]

Howard, go directly to Bolivia! Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

75... SPEK!

[olevetonahill]

Howard, go directly to Bolivia! Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

75... SPEK!

Jes trying to Hep a brother out :D

[stoopified]

TUSooner...not all models are skin and bone!


http://www.sportsfanparadise.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/keeley-hazell-blue-bikini-1.jpg

And those babies are REAL!!!!More pics....? Please!

[NormanPride]

IBTL

[C&CDean]

Real? Real silicone. Meh. IBILTFT.

[OUinFLA]

Having been living for years in a house with womenses, I notice these things:
Back in the day, VS's models were fleshy and voluptouous and curvy and stuff. Nowadays, they're just the usual skinny suspects you see in any catalog. They have that emaciated and nauseating Keira Knightly look. Skinny legs, arms, and necks, barely any curves or buttockery, and an illusion of boobage that is merely the result of the push-em-up-&-together brassieres VS sells. It's further proof that society is crumbling and the world is going down the toilet. Give us back the flesh !!! :mad: :( :mad:

your gettin awfully picky for someone who is older.

[OU_Sooners75]

Real? Real silicone. Meh. IBILTFT.


Search Keeley Hazell

She proclaims they are real and so does everyone else that she knows.

Just because a woman has bigguns doesnt mean they are always fake!

[OU_Sooners75]

Here are a few more of her....since they were requested....FYI...she is an British Model.

http://wap.lustloving.com/images/desktop_wallpapers/actress_europ/keeley-hazell-picture-1.jpg


http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx346/yankeesdaily/keeley_hazell_misc_5_big.jpg

http://community.hortweek.com/blogs/matthew/Keeley_Hazell4.jpg


http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x31/misscontest/SEXY_WOMEN_2007/keeley-hazell-033.jpg

That should suffice for a little while.

[starclassic tama]

they don't look fake

[KABOOKIE]

Heh. At Dean's age he probably thinks any tits that don't sag below the knees are fake.

[olevetonahill]

Heh. At Dean's age he probably thinks any tits that don't sag below the knees are fake.

Ya mean there are tits that dont drag the ground ?:confused:

[Crucifax Autumn]

I call those 48 longs.

[olevetonahill]

I call those 48 longs.

LOL

Ya know why Old broads go Bra less dont ya ?

[12]

I've learned a new word today.

buttockery

Not sure WHERE, but I'll certainly use it.

[SoonerJack]

Ya mean there are tits that dont drag the ground ?:confused:

I don't remember the joke, but the punchline is

"No! Your tits are great! When they hit the ground they pulled the wrinkles right out of your face.":D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I've learned a new word today.

buttockery

Not sure WHERE, but I'll certainly use it.

I'm a fan of the word "as*bags" today. :D

[OU Adonis]

I'm a fan of the word "as*bags" today. :D

I am way too PC to call them that.

I just call them "Funbags"

[tulsaoilerfan]

I thought semi nekkid wimmen pics were illegal on here? ;)

[badger]

Boys :rolleyes:

And as you've already figured out, Victoria's Secret advertising ain't aimed at you! The only guy I ever see in that store is NP if I drag him in and he basically tries to look at the ground the entire time so he doesn't look like a perv or something :D

[NormanPride]

sigh

[StoopTroup]

Boys :rolleyes:

And as you've already figured out, Victoria's Secret advertising ain't aimed at you! The only guy I ever see in that store is NP if I drag him in and he basically tries to look at the ground the entire time so he doesn't look like a perv or something :D

I've been in there at Christmas before and the gals working there were rude. The bitches buying stuff would claw your eyes out if you got in-between them and the register and they basically threw us out and asked us to never come back again when me and My buddy started tossing the OU Football I'd bought for my kid for Christmas around the store. We had been in line to buy something and they were just ****ing rude so that's when we decided it was time to get Mall Security involved in a pick up game. :D

[OU_Sooners75]

Boys :rolleyes:

And as you've already figured out, Victoria's Secret advertising ain't aimed at you! The only guy I ever see in that store is NP if I drag him in and he basically tries to look at the ground the entire time so he doesn't look like a perv or something :D


Not me...I drag my woman into Victoria's Secret! :D

"Here babe, try these...look skimpy for the bedroom!" LOL

[GottaHavePride]

Not me...I drag my woman into Victoria's Secret! :D

"Here babe, try these...look skimpy for the bedroom!" LOL


That's what Frederick's is for.

[GottaHavePride]

DOUBLE POST!

[olevetonahill]

I never understood why a man will buy a woman something hes just gonna try and talk her out of later :D

[StoopTroup]

I never understood why a man will buy a woman something hes just gonna try and talk her out of later :D

So she'll at least have something to slip on when she goes to get your morning paper on the front lawn. :D:pop: :hot:

[KABOOKIE]

THIS IS A FAMILY BOARD!!! :rolleyes:

[Leroy Lizard]

Skank.

[C&CDean]

Red card.

[Soonerwake]

I'm a fan of the word "as*bags" today. :D

buttockery
insipid buttplunger

I can always count on Soonerfans.com for a vocabulary lesson. Excellent..

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I've been in there at Christmas before and the gals working there were rude. The bitches buying stuff would claw your eyes out if you got in-between them and the register and they basically threw us out and asked us to never come back again when me and My buddy started tossing the OU Football I'd bought for my kid for Christmas around the store. We had been in line to buy something and they were just ****ing rude so that's when we decided it was time to get Mall Security involved in a pick up game. :D

Twins left, 686 Lookie Zipper on one. REMEMBER, don't stick the low post until you clear the slutty camisoles!

Ready... BREAK!

[Collier11]

So 75 got baned for that, someone is a tad sensitive

[sooner59]

Really? There wasn't even nudity. Some of the stuff people say on here is way worse than that. Interesting rules around here.

[Collier11]

Hypocritical much SFs

[Frozen Sooner]

Why did my post with the picture of that chick in it get deleted?
There are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of scantily clad women, and this ain't one of them. We've been put on blocklists because of those pictures before and it isn't going to happen again.

This is in the FAQs. There are reasons why links to pictures of scantily-clad or naked women get deleted. Don't like it? GTFO. The rule comes from Phil.

[CrimsonJim]

Cranky much there, Froze? lol

[TUSooner]

Red card.

Oh, just smack him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and let him back in. He meant no harm.

[Collier11]

This is in the FAQs. There are reasons why links to pictures of scantily-clad or naked women get deleted. Don't like it? GTFO. The rule comes from Phil.

There are plenty of things that go on with this board that should according to the FAQs. Hell, there were mods enjoying this harmless thread just like everyone else

[silverwheels]

This is in the FAQs. There are reasons why links to pictures of scantily-clad or naked women get deleted. Don't like it? GTFO. The rule comes from Phil.

Can I post pics of scantily-clad guys then?

[yermom]

There are plenty of things that go on with this board that should according to the FAQs. Hell, there were mods enjoying this harmless thread just like everyone else

that's where people start complaining. i mean when you see the refs calling the game one way, but then change later, it kinda sucks


there have been chick pics in the thread for 2 weeks

[Leroy Lizard]

I've been in there at Christmas before and the gals working there were rude.

They should treat their regular customers better than that. Don't they realize you can go elsewhere to buy your bras and edible handcuffs?


:D

[btk108]

really?...banned for this?....sorry, Tim...but thanks for letting us all know how far we can go or who we can cross.

[Collier11]

such a horrible offense that the pics still exist in the thread, lol

[Crucifax Autumn]

I like cheeseburgers.

[btk108]

luff the cheeseburgers........but he got banned for the pics that are still up? I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one. Sounds more like someone just got pissed at him for a dumbass remark, which he does, but, jeez don't we all. Like this one....here comes my red card. *duckin*

[Collier11]

you like bullshat and cheese

[btk108]

with a little mayo

[sooner59]

Yeah I like mayo with cheeseburgers as well. Mustard is better with regular hamburgers.

[NormanPride]

Let's not do the whole "it's offseason and we hate the mods" thing. I am tired of it.

[olevetonahill]

I agree NP
The Pics ARE NOT STILL here and one did show a neked butt. No big deal in the grand scheme of things , But Phil set the rules and we either abide by them or Post at Slick or the Hideout . It aint no thing to get all up in arms over

[C&CDean]

1. I did smack OU75 on the nose with a newspaper. One day ban. Get the **** over it.

2. Quit whining like little bitches about it.

3. I don't have a problem with any of the pictures personally, but IMO, the ones with the visible nips crossed the line. Don't like it? Blow me, and then go to a pron site if you need to see bare titties. Better yet, ask your girlfriend or wife to show you theirs. Oh wait, you don't have one of them...

4. Carry on.

[Collier11]

Its worth the bitching just to get this type of response out of ya Dean :D

[btk108]

I think we've moved on to cheeseburgers...or that's where I was, anyways.

[OU_Sooners75]

1. I did smack OU75 on the nose with a newspaper. One day ban. Get the **** over it.

2. Quit whining like little bitches about it.

3. I don't have a problem with any of the pictures personally, but IMO, the ones with the visible nips crossed the line. Don't like it? Blow me, and then go to a pron site if you need to see bare titties. Better yet, ask your girlfriend or wife to show you theirs. Oh wait, you don't have one of them...

4. Carry on.

Well...you do have the power to delete the ones that you think crossed the lines.

None of them were offensive in nature...yeah...one pic was of a wet t-shirt. Big deal...ask me to edit it or delete the damn post...but to receive a ban for something that freaking minor was kind of crazy.

If adult men get offended from a girl with big boobs that is wearing a wet t-shirt, then they need to go get their vagina examined.

Anyway...lets move on.

[C&CDean]

If adult men get offended from a girl with big boobs that is wearing a wet t-shirt, then they need to go get their vagina examined.

Anyway...lets move on.

Yeah, that sounds like you really wanna move on. Look at the ****ing rules. Follow them. Quit whining. Now we can move on.

[OKLA21FAN]

:pop:

[OU_Sooners75]

Yeah, that sounds like you really wanna move on. Look at the ****ing rules. Follow them. Quit whining. Now we can move on.


Oh big bad dean. I have moved on. Just getting one post about it since I did not get a chance to make the post that got me banned, right.

But who cares...

[C&CDean]

What. Ever.

[TUSooner]

I'm happy now. How about the rest of you? :)

[C&CDean]

Personally, I'd rather see the titties.

[olevetonahill]

Ya want the Keys to the Pron room at the Hideout? :D

[C&CDean]

Is the floor all sticky in there?

[Collier11]

CRU is always hangin out in there without any pants on

[olevetonahill]

Is the floor all sticky in there?

Hell NO , we gots wimmens that clean it daily ;) :D

[OU_Sooners75]

Personally, I'd rather see the titties.


http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/18apr29-beer-and-titties.jpg