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stoopified
5/17/2010, 02:41 PM
Someone told me that Cade's girlfriend is Miss Oklahoma that was runnerup in last nite's Miss USA pageant.I guess If I was dating Miss Oklah0oma I wouldn't be able to find my jumpshot either.

Boomer.....
5/17/2010, 03:07 PM
http://missosology.org/missusa2010/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/press_profile_picture_1267519741oklahoma_2010.jpg

Collier11
5/17/2010, 03:32 PM
I was at the pool one day when he and his girl showed up, she was nice to look at in a bikini

stoops the eternal pimp
5/17/2010, 03:34 PM
probably better out of one

Collier11
5/17/2010, 03:40 PM
im guessing so, splat

badger
5/17/2010, 03:48 PM
Cade is cute, so it would make sense that he's dating a hot chick.

Landry, however, I am not really sure that he's cute, so how he got Whitney Hand, maybe you guys can explain. The stache, perhaps? Oh wait, she hates that apparently :D

boomersooner28
5/17/2010, 03:49 PM
Poor Cade.



:rolleyes:

stoops the eternal pimp
5/17/2010, 04:15 PM
Cade is cute, so it would make sense that he's dating a hot chick.

Landry, however, I am not really sure that he's cute, so how he got Whitney Hand, maybe you guys can explain. The stache, perhaps? Oh wait, she hates that apparently :D

he's a college football quarterback at a prestigous school...

soonervegas
5/17/2010, 04:20 PM
Cade's probably not spending enough time in the gym.....and I totally respect that.

stoopified
5/17/2010, 05:15 PM
Cade is cute, so it would make sense that he's dating a hot chick.

Landry, however, I am not really sure that he's cute, so how he got Whitney Hand, maybe you guys can explain. The stache, perhaps? Oh wait, she hates that apparently :D
I thought you women were all about substance,not appearence.Looking at NP,you had me convinced. :)

OKC-SLC
5/18/2010, 09:56 AM
I guess If I was dating Miss Oklah0oma I wouldn't be able to find my jumpshot either.

I'd can think of a couple places I'd be willing to look, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

badger
5/18/2010, 10:48 AM
I thought you women were all about substance,not appearence.Looking at NP,you had me convinced. :)

Are you saying that you're not attracted to NP's hottness? :P

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 11:09 AM
I thought you women were all about substance,not appearence.Looking at NP,you had me convinced. :)

careful about talking about np...apparently, hes a lil sensitive ;)

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 11:10 AM
Landry, however, I am not really sure that he's cute, so how he got Whitney Hand, maybe you guys can explain. :D

hung like a shetland ;)

NormanPride
5/18/2010, 01:22 PM
Why am I not surprised that a thread about someone's hot girlfriend has been diverted to talking about me? :D

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 02:21 PM
Why am I not surprised that a thread about someone's hot girlfriend has been diverted to talking about me? :D

yooou're so vain.....

i bet you think this song is about you

yooou're SO VAIN!!!!so vain



:P

badger
5/18/2010, 02:26 PM
yooou're so vain.....

i bet you think this song is about you

yooou're SO VAIN!!!!so vain



:P

This song is about you:

Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
They really really really really really really suck
Cuz da Bears. Still. Suck.

:D and yes, that is a real song.

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 02:28 PM
This song is about you:

Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
Da Bears still suck.
They really really really really really really suck
Cuz da Bears. Still. Suck.

:D and yes, that is a real song.

real song? probably. about me? not so much.

badger
5/18/2010, 02:32 PM
you = bear

bears = suck

What's not to understand? ;)

Collier11
5/18/2010, 02:33 PM
Bears have been to a SB more recently than the Pack :eek: <ducks>

OU_Sooners75
5/18/2010, 02:34 PM
Bears have been to a SB more recently than the Pack :eek: <ducks>


Does the Packers even have a team anymore?:D

Collier11
5/18/2010, 02:41 PM
not sure but I do know they have a fan base that is still obsessed with their old QB and they dont give their current QB enough props

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 02:42 PM
So anyway, Cade Davis has this girlfriend..

Collier11
5/18/2010, 02:44 PM
and he asked if I wanted to borrow her

Collier11
5/18/2010, 02:44 PM
btw, leave it to the raiders fan to divert the conversation away from football :D

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 02:52 PM
btw, leave it to the raiders fan to divert the conversation away from football :D

THATS who that is in his avatar....but who is it standing next to al davis?

Collier11
5/18/2010, 02:59 PM
Jamarcus Russell?

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 03:40 PM
btw, leave it to the raiders fan to divert the conversation away from football :D

Diverting it back to the basketball players hawt girlfriend..you guys keep talking about dudes

Collier11
5/18/2010, 03:42 PM
you keep 'poking me' on FB

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 03:43 PM
just want you to be ready for how the cincy trip is gonna go

Collier11
5/18/2010, 03:47 PM
Jlew is bringing the Viagra

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 03:49 PM
http://missosology.org/missusa2010/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/press_profile_picture_1267519741oklahoma_2010.jpg

Jello Biafra
5/18/2010, 03:51 PM
so, dont be suprised when STEP keeps calling out cades GF name while "pokin" you.

;)

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 03:52 PM
Yelp, I'll be pokin him and calling out "Miss Oklahoma, Miss Oklahoma"

Collier11
5/18/2010, 03:54 PM
And Jlew will be screaming, "Mr. Puerto Rico, Mr. Puerto Rico"

stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2010, 03:56 PM
No...For some reason its always "Lebron, Lebron" with him

Collier11
5/18/2010, 03:59 PM
Starts off fast, finishes with a flounder

NormanPride
5/18/2010, 04:21 PM
mmm... flounder...

GottaHavePride
5/19/2010, 05:06 PM
Cade is cute, so it would make sense that he's dating a hot chick.

Landry, however, I am not really sure that he's cute, so how he got Whitney Hand, maybe you guys can explain. The stache, perhaps? Oh wait, she hates that apparently :D

Whitney Hand rates an "OK, kind of cute". I don't get the basketball fans drooling all over her, though.

Collier11
5/19/2010, 05:09 PM
she looks better out of her uniform, she certainly isnt a 9 or a 10 though

NMSooner'80
5/20/2010, 01:29 PM
http://missosology.org/missusa2010/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/press_profile_picture_1267519741oklahoma_2010.jpg


Reminds me some of the line from the original "Rocky," where manager/trainer Mickey tells him, "Women weaken legs...."

SoonerShark
5/20/2010, 07:14 PM
Actually, if I were Cade, I would go for the Miss USA winner...but I might keep Miss Oklahoma in reserve in case I was relegated to using the spare. Do you think Miss Oklahoma could dye her hair darker?

SoonerShark
5/20/2010, 07:20 PM
Doesn't Morgan Woolard go to osu? They have an implied consent law, which is used in conjunction with the Stillwater bestiality ordinance.

CrimsonCommando
5/21/2010, 09:03 AM
Perhaps one of you with photo posting privileges could go to foxnews.com and copy her LINGERIE photo from the pagent on this thread too?

Besides, that's what Ms. USA should be all about - stripper poles, lingerie photos, and OU Sports.