We got an ADORABLE one this year! Miss Oklahoma 2010

[soonerloyal]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/MissOklahoma2010.jpg

Good luck, Morgan Elizabeth Woolard! :D Top Ten!

Edited to add: Aw, DAMN, she's a OState Aggie. *sigh* On well, guess there's gotta be a big flaw somewhere...

[tommieharris91]

Well... this thread certainly isn't worthless.

[olevetonahill]

I'd hit it :hot: :D

[soonerloyal]

Hey, state pride isn't worthless. Besides, I've seen plenty worse pics, especially off-season. LOL

[JohnnyMack]

That girl has got a rack that'd make Yermom turn straight.

[tommieharris91]

Hey, state pride isn't worthless. Besides, I've seen plenty worse pics, especially off-season. LOL

WHOOSH

It woulda been worthless if you hadn't posted a pic. ;)

[yermom]

That girl has got a rack that'd make Yermom turn straight.

big racks are overrated

[Collier11]

Isnt that Cade Davis's girl? I thought I read that his GF was miss Oklahoma and Beau Gerbers sis is miss Kansas?

[LilSooner]

Isnt that Cade Davis's girl? I thought I read that his GF was miss Oklahoma and Beau Gerbers sis is miss Kansas?

I've heard good things about her, from my gays. They approve of her highly, which means she has a good shot at taking the whole pageant.

[soonerloyal]

She got a stupid, second-to-last question. The last one re: the AZ Profiling Law she answered like most of the finalists...doublespeak. Dunno, now.

[soonerloyal]

Damn, first runner up. That's what ya get for your dumbass AZ Law answer, Sugar.

[XingTheRubicon]

How's she feel about gay marriage?

[soonerloyal]

How's she feel about gay marriage?

LMAO. :texan:

Teh Winnah: Mizz Meat Chicken, Rima Fakih!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/MissMichiganAndMissUSA2010.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

She got a stupid, second-to-last question. The last one re: the AZ Profiling Law she answered like most of the finalists...doublespeak. Dunno, now.

Why are they asking such political questions to beauty contestants? Do you have to be conservative or liberal to win?

At any rate, she is too beautiful and not cute enough for me. She looks too much like a Playboy Playmate. Too much Ginger, not enough Mary Ann.

[soonerloyal]

Isnt that Cade Davis's girl? I thought I read that his GF was miss Oklahoma and Beau Gerbers sis is miss Kansas?

http://ouhoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10907

[KC//CRIMSON]

big racks are overrated

You watch your whorish mouth! Its been a tough week on the Num-Nums.

[AlbqSooner]

I'd hit it :hot: :D

SO? :D

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I'd hit it :hot: :D

http://www.medijokes.com/images/beer-viagra-mix.jpg

[reevie]

Why are they asking such political questions to beauty contestants? Do you have to be conservative or liberal to win?

Evidently a liberal. Two years in a row.

[soonerloyal]

:cool:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Why are they asking such political questions to beauty contestants? Do you have to be conservative or liberal to win?

At any rate, she is too beautiful and not cute enough for me. She looks too much like a Playboy Playmate. Too much Ginger, not enough Mary Ann.Miss Meatchicken is of Arab World heritage, I would guess(by her looks and her name-but she IS dam*ed good looking)So, now Miss USA is as PC, or moreso, than Miss America? I was sorta PO'd, but now knowing Miss OK is Orange Aggy, it doesn't sting.

[Leroy Lizard]

I'm surprised they didn't give the award to Michelle Obama.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'm surprised they didn't give the award to Michelle Obama.Dontchu have to be born in the USA to be named Miss USA?

[Leroy Lizard]

This is the Obamas we're talking about. Do the rules apply?

For example, we previously thought that one had to do deeds toward world peace to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

This is the Obamas we're talking about. Do the rules apply?

For example, we previously thought that one had to do deeds toward world peace to win a Nobel Peace Prize.So, Soonerloyal, how do you like THEM apples?

[yermom]

way to retard up a thread about hawt chicks

good job guys

[Collier11]

Leroy doesnt get off on hot chicks, he gets off on episodes of Life goes on :eek:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

way to retard up a thread about hawt chicks

good job guysOrange Aggy vs Moslem girl...that's right, Moslem girl wins!!!...wait, WAIT, maybe she's Lebanese Catholic...OMG, don't tell the White House!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Way to blow the question, aggie.

[yermom]

i looked. she's Muslim. that took balls.

that's a pretty good "**** you" to some extremists

[Leroy Lizard]

way to retard up a thread about hawt chicks

good job guys

To paraphrase an old coach, talking about women like those in the beauty pageant is like reading National Geographic: Both contain places we'll never visit.

[Soonerfan88]

I thought she gave a very good answer and definitely was the best there.

Michigan was the absolute worst of the Top 15, have no idea how she won. Unless The Donald is trying to pimp his pageant more by giving it to the chick of Arab descent.

[Curly Bill]

Muslim in the white house.

Muslim as Miss USA.

Sounds about right.

:D

[goingoneight]

Muslim in the white house.

Muslim as Miss USA.

Sounds about right.

:D

That's what happens when we kicked the Messicans out. :D

[Curly Bill]

So, we kick out the messicans just means we get more arabs?

Damn!

[Collier11]

well that was stupid, most of the messicans just wanted a job while alot of the arabs want to blow us up

[yermom]

if by blow us up you mean sell us gas and drive us around in taxis, i agree :D

[Curly Bill]

I'm thinkin this arab chick won because she threatened to blow the host building up. Anyone have any info on that? Anyone see any bombs strapped to the judges?

[Collier11]

they were on her chest

[Curly Bill]

they were on her chest

If she worked at a strip club in Missouri I'd pay to see em. ;) :D

[Collier11]

from 10ft away

[Curly Bill]

from 10ft away

...but if you're nice to them, and give them money they'll come closer. ;) ;)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

If she worked at a strip club in Missouri I'd pay to see em. ;) :DMissouri? She's CamelJock Wolverine, y'know? Would you go all the way to Ypsilanti?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Picking Miss Michigan might be a smart move. If the Miss Universe judges mistaken her for a Latina, she might win.

[Curly Bill]

Missouri? She's CamelJock Wolverine, y'know? Would you go all the way to Ypsilanti?

I was tying this into the thread on strip clubs in Missouri.

..but naw, I wouldn't go to Michigan to see em, and not Missouri either, but if she brings her sweet little Arab self down to the DFW metroplex you betcha! ;)

[Curly Bill]

Picking Miss Michigan might be a smart move. If the Miss Universe judges mistaken her for a Latina, she might win.

Sympathy vote? :D

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Sympathy vote? :D

3 of the last 4 have been Latina.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

"I'm a huge believer in states' rights. I think that's what's so wonderful about America," Woolard said.

Apparently Sic 'em coached Miss Oklahoma. Good job, Sic em!

[Curly Bill]

In the Miss Universe Pageant you can almost always count on Miss Venezuela being in the running. I haven't watched the pageant in years but I remember that.

[Collier11]

I haven't watched the pageant in years but I remember that.

This is code for "I DVR that M'Fer every single year :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

This is code for "I DVR that M'Fer every single year :DYep, she's Arab AND Muslim http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37179168/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001

[MrJimBeam]

Miss Meatchicken is of Arab World heritage

Have any of the 2,518 terroist organizations threatened to stone her yet?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Yep, she's Arab AND Muslim http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37179168/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001


OH NOES!

[GottaHavePride]

She seems like a pretty positive example of being a Muslim, though. In the NOT-beaten-and-forbidden-to-show-any-skin-in-public-or-attend-school way.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'dm hit it.



Twice per orifice.

[GKeeper316]

That girl has got a rack that'd make Yermom turn straight.

I flat out LOVED the slo-mo jiggle in her bikini!

[GKeeper316]

She seems like a pretty positive example of being a Muslim, though. In the NOT-beaten-and-forbidden-to-show-any-skin-in-public-or-attend-school way.

she supports a group that funnels money to hezbollah.

shes a dirty *** terrorist supporting whore.

[KC//CRIMSON]

If she worked at a strip club in Missouri I'd pay to see em. ;) :D

ORLY?

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/05/Miss%20USA%20Rima%20Fakih/gallery_main/gallery_main-0517_rima_strip_01.jpg

guess who.....

[C&CDean]

So pole dancing is an approved muslim activity? Interesting.

[KC//CRIMSON]

So pole dancing is an approved muslim activity? Interesting.

About as approved as a christian activity.

[C&CDean]

True enough. Only difference is the christians will just bad-mouth her and gossip up at the church house. The muslims will stone her ***.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The OK girl lost because 1)she didn't condemn AZ's right to pass the new "get tough on illegal immigreation" law, and was too slow to condemn racial profiling, or 2)her Orange Agginess, or 3)America is a Moslem nation.

[soonerscuba]

Are we seriously pretending that pageants are for anybody but housewives and poofs?

[SicEmBaylor]

I love her. Absolutely love her.

Her answer was right on. She's beautiful and believes in states' rights...what the hell more could you possibly want in a woman?

[KC//CRIMSON]

I love her. Absolutely love her. Her answer was right on. She said she's against illegal immigration but is also against racial profiling. What the-? That's like saying you're for the Holocaust but against genocide. Or like to make peanut butter but with only white people instead of peanuts.

ORLY?

[yermom]

Are we seriously pretending that pageants are for anybody but housewives and poofs?

which one is SicEm?

[Okla-homey]

True enough. Only difference is the christians will just bad-mouth her and gossip up at the church house. The muslims will stone her ***.

Remind me to tell you sometime about the 20-something year old Afghan woman US forces brought back to the brigade combat team CASH in 2002 for medical treatment following a stoning the patrol interrupted during a routine patrol south of Kandahar.

Imagine a human being, that appeared to have no ribs or bones in its extremeties, because they were all completely shattered. She lived 48 hours. Her crime? Allegedly cheating on her 20 year older husband to whom she was first married at age 9.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Don't you get tired?(I do) of those who equate prude Christians with moslem terrorists?

[SoonerInKCMO]

Back on point: women that promote their own sexual objectification while telling themselves they're role models to little girls...

What's up with Miss Maine USA? She's, like, 7' tall:

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2010/05/17/11/USA2010_TH_205.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

[SoonerInKCMO]

Apparently, she's only 6'2"

http://goblackbears.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/whittier_katie00.html

[MR2-Sooner86]

I love her. Absolutely love her.

Her answer was right on. She's beautiful and believes in states' rights...what the hell more could you possibly want in a woman?

If she's bi :pop:

[StoopTroup]

LMAO. :texan:

Teh Winnah: Mizz Meat Chicken, Rima Fakih!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/MissMichiganAndMissUSA2010.jpg

She looks like she's got hair on her chest in that pic. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[delhalew]

I love her. Absolutely love her.

Her answer was right on. She's beautiful and believes in states' rights...what the hell more could you possibly want in a woman?

I don't know Sic'em...we might have a problem with the boob to hand ratio. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't know Sic'em...we might have a problem with the boob to hand ratio. :D

Eh, I can lower my standards a bit.

[GKeeper316]

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/22000/donald-trump-dhimmi-miss-hezbollah-wins-miss-usa-was-contest-rigged-for-muslima-hezbollah-supporter-miss-oklahomas-great-arizona-immigration-answer/

[delhalew]

Apparently, she's only 6'2"

http://goblackbears.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/whittier_katie00.html

I'm into that. I dated a ladies volleyball player at OU. She was about 6'2". Good times:D

[C&CDean]

Back on point: women that promote their own sexual objectification while telling themselves they're role models to little girls...

What's up with Miss Maine USA? She's, like, 7' tall:

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2010/05/17/11/USA2010_TH_205.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

These are the finalists? Holy ****, this looks like an anorexia convention.

Somebody give them girls a sausage or 3.

[Leroy Lizard]

The tall one looks like her image was stretched with Photoshop.

[SoonerJack]

These are the finalists? Holy ****, this looks like an anorexia convention.

Somebody give them girls a sausage or 3.

I would bet the generous men of the South Oval would be more than happy to contribute to the Beat Anorexia By Eating Sausages (BABES) sausage donation program.

Gentlemen?

[Leroy Lizard]

I saw mention of "sausages" and prepared for the worst.

[crawfish]

Yep, she's Arab AND Muslim http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37179168/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/?GT1=43001

She's claiming to be Muslim AND Christian. Apparently, she's looking forward to being crowned "Miss Universalist"...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Miss OK USA on Foxnews channel for interview at 10:15AM today PST...she said the right things, just as she did in the Miss USA contest. Too bad she's aggy.

[Scott D]

even trannies think you guys are real gay for paying attention to a second rate pageant.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Miss OK USA on Foxnews channel for interview at 10:15AM today PST...she said the right things, just as she did in the Miss USA contest. Too bad she's aggy.

She ended the interview on a interesting note, re-emphasizing her belief in states rights saying,

"just like vermont legalizing gay marriage and California possibly legalizing recreational marijuana use - I'm all for their right to do so"

that kinda bitch-stunned the Fox talking heads.

[delhalew]

She ended the interview on a interesting note, re-emphasizing her belief in states rights saying,

"just like vermont legalizing gay marriage and California possibly legalizing recreational marijuana use - I'm all for their right to do so"

that kinda bitch-stunned the Fox talking heads.

She's actually kind of awesome.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

they seem to be saying,

"an Arab American won, so there is reasonable doubt that the contest is fair."