Dear person walking up the escalator in front of me,

[sooneron]

Srsly, you can't time the ****ing step off exit so you come to a complete halt near the top and cause everyone behind you to almost bump into one another? How long have you been ****ing riding escalators that you can't figure this out?
:mad:

[sooner_born_1960]

She probably has you on ignore.

[sooneron]

Doesn't everybody here?

[StoopTroup]

Take the elevator dumbass. ;)

[btk108]

prolly a lOSUr graduate.

[sooneron]

The elevators at Penn station are full of slack-jawed outtatown gawkers with their suitcases. That, or male prostitutes...

[GottaHavePride]

From Mallrats: "SOME parent, I don't care which, needs to teach that kid to fear and respect that escalator!"

[GKeeper316]

less than 5 flights, use the damn stairs, lazy!

[StoopTroup]

OMG! Not the stairs! I wonder what's on the stairs? :D

[NormanPride]

People walk up escalators? I just sit there and let the genius of invention move my ***.

[goingoneight]

"Escalators can never break; they just become stairs. If an escalator ever stops working, they'd be like... "Escalator out of service... sorry for the convenience." -Mitch Hedberg

[sooneron]

less than 5 flights, use the damn stairs, lazy!

Actually, @ the East end of Penn St. there are more escalators than stairs, rube.

[Mjcpr]

Could be worse, she could've been crop dusting.

[C&CDean]

The escalators in DC on the Metro are always entertaining to watch - especially when noobs get on them. The unwritten rule is stand to the right, walk to the left. You see people get on them side-by-side chatting it up and then some she-man fitness freak in a dress and wearing Nikes comes charging up behind them going "stand to the right!"

Some of those escalators (Rosslyn, Bethesda come to mind) are like a ****ing mile long. Running up those suckers will wear you out.

[sooneron]

The escalators in DC on the Metro are always entertaining to watch - especially when noobs get on them. The unwritten rule is stand to the right, walk to the left. You see people get on them side-by-side chatting it up and then some she-man fitness freak in a dress and wearing Nikes comes charging up behind them going "stand to the right!"

Some of those escalators (Rosslyn, Bethesda come to mind) are like a ****ing mile long. Running up those suckers will wear you out.

Yep, they bury them deep in the DC. I think it was the one in Tenleytown that was hella long.

and Stand to the Right is the rule, just like on the people movers in the airport!:texan:

[StoopTroup]

I thought most Americans understood the slow traffic to the right get the **** outta my way on the left rule.

[Sooner24]

I thought most Americans understood the slow traffic to the right get the **** outta my way on the left rule.

You haven't driven on I-35 lately have you?

[ouleaf]

"Escalators can never break; they just become stairs. If an escalator ever stops working, they'd be like... "Escalator out of service... sorry for the convenience." -Mitch Hedberg

Oh, Mitch, you went waaaayyyy to soon. Definitely one of my fav. stand ups to listen to.