Sex while watching porn.....

[SteelClip49]

is what my girl and I did this weekend. It was the best I ever had...mind-numbing. She sure acted a lot different and more energized, more noisy with the porn on. Last few times with other women I had replays of OU games under the Stoops eras as my porn. She wanted the real porn and man...what a sweat!

Is porn porn the way to go from now on?

[btk108]

well...most of us here just watch porn by ourselves....so you're in uncharted waters, man.....let us know. *LOL*

[TUSooner]

Who ****ing cares?
**** off, dip****

[StoopTroup]

I think each of us will need to see the event. You and her should make a video of yourselves doing it while watching the porn. Once you have that...contact Crux. He'll post it in a discreet viewing room where experts will be able to ascertain if you are indeed headed in the right direction.

YWIA

:D

[btk108]

ST....yer old.....and wise.:D

[C&CDean]

Poor dumb bastard thinks sushi is haute cuisine and now he thinks ****ing to pron is "mind-numbing." No ****ing hope for this country. None.

[StoopTroup]

At least he finally got full-release. At least it sounds like it.

[C&CDean]

Maybe he should phone Sicem and let him in on some of this pron pron.

[btk108]

yah....I"m thinkin Sic'em wouldn't be interested

[Oldnslo]

We landed on the MOON?

[StoopTroup]

Someone landed on the moon. Sounds like someone even watched a video of it.

[btk108]

I once bought a moon rock, I sure hope they did or I got ripped off.

[SicEmBaylor]

I think some of you share way too much.

[btk108]

you don't want to hear about my rocks?

[colleyvillesooner]

I think some of you share way too much.

Pipe down "Man of Honor".

[yermom]

burn :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.

[sooner59]

I have nothing against it. Hell, I don't care who she's thinking about.....as long as she's ****in me. :D

[SteelClip49]

My abs get a workout too. She gets almost too violent it seems...not a bad thing, like I need to hold onto something, like a rail. Holding onto her is not enough. What a feisty animal she can be.

Sometimes we just go with it and other times she will want to re-enact a scene except without the cameras rolling. Yes I am young so I don't want to tell anyone here who is older than me who is way more experienced but damn...porn porn is a great way to go!

Dean...you can get some serious action when eating at sushi restaurants. No matter when I go, there is always a plethora of hotness around.

[ADs_Agent]

going to go wash my brain now, k thx bye

[soonervegas]

Everyone turn away. Things are gonna get crazy. Were gonna make animal noises. Rawr.

[NormanPride]

http://i40.tinypic.com/6nyvyv.jpg

WTF...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.Winnah!

[Harry Beanbag]

I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.

No kidding. Porn is great, and even better if you're not by yourself.

[goingoneight]

Poor dumb bastard thinks sushi is haute cuisine and now he thinks ****ing to pron is "mind-numbing." No ****ing hope for this country. None.

Well... it does make the blood flow go elsewhere... :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

pfft...kids

Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names

[Harry Beanbag]

pfft...kids

Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names


Does she pretend you're black? ;)

[btk108]

yah..this gets me all hot and bothered

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__cAeOVcnrFE/Sd_wTVQD6XI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/MD_NO_wmRFg/s400/aunt-esther.thumbnail.gif

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Does she pretend you're black? ;)

yeah...its hard for me to go in beat with the theme song when we start, but I try to be through before it finishes

[Harry Beanbag]

yeah...its hard for me to go in beat with the theme song when we start, but I try to be through before it finishes

Great, now I have the song stuck in my head. :(

[btk108]

good tunes....

[NormanPride]

I hate hooking up the ol boob tube and finding the porn you've gotten is... strange. That can be an awkward situation.

[Collier11]

pfft...kids

Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names

doing it to the SnS theme song would be rockin

[Collier11]

NP has to watch 'Packer' Pron

[NormanPride]

<baj>The Packers have always had good tight ends!</baj>

[stoops the eternal pimp]

doing it to the SnS theme song would be rockin

cept sometimes the song is too long

[Collier11]

having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

[Al Gore]

Remember when I would get banned for a lesser thread? The Admins are getting soft to porn....

[StoopTroup]

Post a pic and lets see Mr Global Warming....lol

[StoopTroup]

having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

I had to play it 14 times before she could get the cream filling out of the eclair.

[Al Gore]

I have some from the Spring game....wet t-shirt...under a OU poncho!!!

[StoopTroup]

Maybe they'll let ya back on by September....lol

[stoops the eternal pimp]

having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

thats usually the pinnacle of excitement for me...and anger for her...

[C&CDean]

Remember when I would get banned for a lesser thread? The Admins are getting soft to porn....

Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.Dammit!! I always miss the good stuff:mad:

[btk108]

Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.

kaazing!

[Collier11]

I had to play it 14 times before she could get the cream filling out of the eclair.

You call your little man Claire?

[Turd_Ferguson]

You call your little man Claire?You call your Snap-e-Tom, Little Man?

[Collier11]

You call your Tom Johnson Lester Munsville?

[Turd_Ferguson]

You call your Tom Johnson, Spud Webb?

[StoopTroup]

You call your little man Claire?

Yes. :D

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Mrs_Grouty_chocolate%20Eclair.jpg

[Collier11]

youre black?

[StoopTroup]

No I dip it in chocolate sometimes.

Chics dig it.

Make sure you get it well melted in the microwave and as quick as it's melted jam your eclair right in it. :D

[StoopTroup]

Also...make a video of yourself doing it and send it to Crux.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Also...make a video of yourself doing it and send it to Crux.If you send it to Crux, he'll turn it into a trophy...albeit like a 6th place trophy, but a trophy nonetheless.:D

[Collier11]

Cru bronzed his own penis and displays it at the Thrifty Mart up the street

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I named mine after my mother in law because she always comes at the wrong time....I hate it when she visits.....

[Collier11]

I named mine STEP cus he is always making messes in my pants

[C&CDean]

I named mine Tuna cause it smells like the posse.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I named mine Mighty Kong.

It climbs up buildings and destroys biplanes.

[Collier11]

I named mine Tuna cause it smells like the posse.

we smell like booze and sweat, not your college GFs

[btk108]

I named mine Pedro...and I have to stay out of Arizona cuz he doesn't have a Visa. I tried to get him one, but the girl at Walgreens refused to stop laughing and take the picture.

[Czar Soonerov]

I named mine Stanley. You know, like the power tool.

[sooner59]

I call it the Octagon.

[delhalew]

I named mine Robert Downey Junior because it gets wasted and wakes up in stange peoples homes.

[sooner59]

LOL!

[picasso]

I've got a golfing buddy who wears a golf glove on both hands. He says he does this so when he takes a whizz it feels like someone else is holding it.