View Full Version : Sex while watching porn.....
SteelClip49
4/27/2010, 02:43 PM
is what my girl and I did this weekend. It was the best I ever had...mind-numbing. She sure acted a lot different and more energized, more noisy with the porn on. Last few times with other women I had replays of OU games under the Stoops eras as my porn. She wanted the real porn and man...what a sweat!
Is porn porn the way to go from now on?
btk108
4/27/2010, 02:51 PM
well...most of us here just watch porn by ourselves....so you're in uncharted waters, man.....let us know. *LOL*
TUSooner
4/27/2010, 02:53 PM
Who ****ing cares?
**** off, dip****
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 02:59 PM
I think each of us will need to see the event. You and her should make a video of yourselves doing it while watching the porn. Once you have that...contact Crux. He'll post it in a discreet viewing room where experts will be able to ascertain if you are indeed headed in the right direction.
YWIA
:D
btk108
4/27/2010, 03:00 PM
ST....yer old.....and wise.:D
C&CDean
4/27/2010, 03:01 PM
Poor dumb bastard thinks sushi is haute cuisine and now he thinks ****ing to pron is "mind-numbing." No ****ing hope for this country. None.
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 03:04 PM
At least he finally got full-release. At least it sounds like it.
C&CDean
4/27/2010, 03:07 PM
Maybe he should phone Sicem and let him in on some of this pron pron.
btk108
4/27/2010, 03:08 PM
yah....I"m thinkin Sic'em wouldn't be interested
Oldnslo
4/27/2010, 03:08 PM
We landed on the MOON?
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 03:11 PM
Someone landed on the moon. Sounds like someone even watched a video of it.
btk108
4/27/2010, 03:20 PM
I once bought a moon rock, I sure hope they did or I got ripped off.
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2010, 10:15 PM
I think some of you share way too much.
btk108
4/27/2010, 10:41 PM
you don't want to hear about my rocks?
colleyvillesooner
4/27/2010, 10:41 PM
I think some of you share way too much.
Pipe down "Man of Honor".
yermom
4/27/2010, 11:19 PM
burn :D
Crucifax Autumn
4/28/2010, 12:39 AM
I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.
sooner59
4/28/2010, 01:11 AM
I have nothing against it. Hell, I don't care who she's thinking about.....as long as she's ****in me. :D
SteelClip49
4/28/2010, 09:01 AM
My abs get a workout too. She gets almost too violent it seems...not a bad thing, like I need to hold onto something, like a rail. Holding onto her is not enough. What a feisty animal she can be.
Sometimes we just go with it and other times she will want to re-enact a scene except without the cameras rolling. Yes I am young so I don't want to tell anyone here who is older than me who is way more experienced but damn...porn porn is a great way to go!
Dean...you can get some serious action when eating at sushi restaurants. No matter when I go, there is always a plethora of hotness around.
ADs_Agent
4/28/2010, 09:04 AM
going to go wash my brain now, k thx bye
soonervegas
4/28/2010, 09:26 AM
Everyone turn away. Things are gonna get crazy. Were gonna make animal noises. Rawr.
NormanPride
4/28/2010, 10:17 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/6nyvyv.jpg
WTF...
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/28/2010, 11:25 AM
I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.Winnah!
Harry Beanbag
4/28/2010, 11:32 AM
I can't believe that this concept of porn as a sex toy is being treated like something new.
No kidding. Porn is great, and even better if you're not by yourself.
goingoneight
4/28/2010, 02:04 PM
Poor dumb bastard thinks sushi is haute cuisine and now he thinks ****ing to pron is "mind-numbing." No ****ing hope for this country. None.
Well... it does make the blood flow go elsewhere... :D
stoops the eternal pimp
4/28/2010, 03:20 PM
pfft...kids
Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names
Harry Beanbag
4/28/2010, 03:21 PM
pfft...kids
Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names
Does she pretend you're black? ;)
btk108
4/28/2010, 03:32 PM
yah..this gets me all hot and bothered
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__cAeOVcnrFE/Sd_wTVQD6XI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/MD_NO_wmRFg/s400/aunt-esther.thumbnail.gif
stoops the eternal pimp
4/28/2010, 03:35 PM
Does she pretend you're black? ;)
yeah...its hard for me to go in beat with the theme song when we start, but I try to be through before it finishes
Harry Beanbag
4/28/2010, 03:44 PM
yeah...its hard for me to go in beat with the theme song when we start, but I try to be through before it finishes
Great, now I have the song stuck in my head. :(
btk108
4/28/2010, 03:53 PM
good tunes....
NormanPride
4/28/2010, 03:55 PM
I hate hooking up the ol boob tube and finding the porn you've gotten is... strange. That can be an awkward situation.
Collier11
4/28/2010, 04:02 PM
pfft...kids
Me and my wife do it to Sanford and Son...I tell her to hold on its the big one and then she calls me a bunch of names
doing it to the SnS theme song would be rockin
Collier11
4/28/2010, 04:03 PM
NP has to watch 'Packer' Pron
NormanPride
4/28/2010, 04:25 PM
<baj>The Packers have always had good tight ends!</baj>
stoops the eternal pimp
4/28/2010, 04:37 PM
doing it to the SnS theme song would be rockin
cept sometimes the song is too long
Collier11
4/28/2010, 04:45 PM
having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE
Al Gore
4/28/2010, 08:51 PM
Remember when I would get banned for a lesser thread? The Admins are getting soft to porn....
StoopTroup
4/28/2010, 08:56 PM
Post a pic and lets see Mr Global Warming....lol
StoopTroup
4/28/2010, 08:59 PM
having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE
I had to play it 14 times before she could get the cream filling out of the eclair.
Al Gore
4/28/2010, 09:00 PM
I have some from the Spring game....wet t-shirt...under a OU poncho!!!
StoopTroup
4/28/2010, 09:03 PM
Maybe they'll let ya back on by September....lol
stoops the eternal pimp
4/29/2010, 08:09 AM
having the harmonica in the background is sweet but the 23 second mark is usually the pinnacle for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE
thats usually the pinnacle of excitement for me...and anger for her...
C&CDean
4/29/2010, 08:30 AM
Remember when I would get banned for a lesser thread? The Admins are getting soft to porn....
Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.
Turd_Ferguson
4/29/2010, 08:42 AM
Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.Dammit!! I always miss the good stuff:mad:
btk108
4/29/2010, 10:01 AM
Dude, I'm pretty certain extreme closeups of your wife's glistening snatch are not "lesser." Just sayin'.
kaazing!
Collier11
4/29/2010, 12:09 PM
I had to play it 14 times before she could get the cream filling out of the eclair.
You call your little man Claire?
Turd_Ferguson
4/29/2010, 12:11 PM
You call your little man Claire?You call your Snap-e-Tom, Little Man?
Collier11
4/29/2010, 12:13 PM
You call your Tom Johnson Lester Munsville?
Turd_Ferguson
4/29/2010, 12:18 PM
You call your Tom Johnson, Spud Webb?
StoopTroup
4/29/2010, 12:21 PM
You call your little man Claire?
Yes. :D
http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Mrs_Grouty_chocolate%20Eclair.jpg
Collier11
4/29/2010, 12:27 PM
youre black?
StoopTroup
4/29/2010, 12:29 PM
No I dip it in chocolate sometimes.
Chics dig it.
Make sure you get it well melted in the microwave and as quick as it's melted jam your eclair right in it. :D
StoopTroup
4/29/2010, 12:29 PM
Also...make a video of yourself doing it and send it to Crux.
Turd_Ferguson
4/29/2010, 12:34 PM
Also...make a video of yourself doing it and send it to Crux.If you send it to Crux, he'll turn it into a trophy...albeit like a 6th place trophy, but a trophy nonetheless.:D
Collier11
4/29/2010, 02:46 PM
Cru bronzed his own penis and displays it at the Thrifty Mart up the street
stoops the eternal pimp
4/29/2010, 04:15 PM
I named mine after my mother in law because she always comes at the wrong time....I hate it when she visits.....
Collier11
4/29/2010, 04:36 PM
I named mine STEP cus he is always making messes in my pants
C&CDean
4/29/2010, 04:46 PM
I named mine Tuna cause it smells like the posse.
Tulsa_Fireman
4/29/2010, 04:48 PM
I named mine Mighty Kong.
It climbs up buildings and destroys biplanes.
Collier11
4/29/2010, 04:59 PM
I named mine Tuna cause it smells like the posse.
we smell like booze and sweat, not your college GFs
btk108
4/29/2010, 06:47 PM
I named mine Pedro...and I have to stay out of Arizona cuz he doesn't have a Visa. I tried to get him one, but the girl at Walgreens refused to stop laughing and take the picture.
Czar Soonerov
4/29/2010, 07:12 PM
I named mine Stanley. You know, like the power tool.
sooner59
4/29/2010, 11:36 PM
I call it the Octagon.
delhalew
4/29/2010, 11:55 PM
I named mine Robert Downey Junior because it gets wasted and wakes up in stange peoples homes.
sooner59
4/30/2010, 12:25 AM
LOL!
picasso
5/1/2010, 09:55 PM
I've got a golfing buddy who wears a golf glove on both hands. He says he does this so when he takes a whizz it feels like someone else is holding it.
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