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RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
4/27/2010, 12:15 AM
http://ephphatha-poetry.blogspot.com/2010/04/imagine-if-tea-party-was-black-tim-wise.html
Leroy Lizard
4/27/2010, 01:14 AM
Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic?

He's not exactly doing his own race any favors.
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 03:36 AM
I generally DO drink black tea, so it seems it would be fitting.

As for the part Leroy posted, it's too late...The Black Panthers already exist.
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 09:34 AM
I think CNN would be all over that march on the Capitol.

Fox might need to hire someone willing to go down there to cover it.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 11:11 AM
I generally DO drink black tea, so it seems it would be fitting.

As for the part Leroy posted, it's too late...The Black Panthers already exist.

Do you have scones with yer tea ?
TUSooner
4/27/2010, 11:12 AM
Some of that stuff has actually happened. :rolleyes:
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 11:16 AM
Which stuff? You've opened the can of worms now let us fish! :D
1890MilesToNorman
4/27/2010, 11:37 AM
Fish, Mmmm! Someone get the skillet going so I can blacken me some fish.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 11:48 AM
Fish, Mmmm! Someone get the skillet going so I can blacken me some fish.

You wanta eat Black wormey fish ?
yer sick I tell ya
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 11:50 AM
Is saying I have a good recipe for carp racist?
OKLA21FAN
4/27/2010, 11:50 AM
He's black.......
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 11:51 AM
I've fished and caught carp and didn't feel racist.
1890MilesToNorman
4/27/2010, 11:52 AM
You wanta eat Black wormey fish ?
yer sick I tell ya

The fish is gonna eat the wormy and I'm gonna blacken the worm eatin fish. Pay tention!
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 12:05 PM
Jon Voight likes to fish I bet.
1890MilesToNorman
4/27/2010, 12:10 PM
Jon Voight likes to fish I bet.

Cause he got the second purdiest mouff.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 12:11 PM
I've fished and caught carp and didn't feel racist.

Ya was prolly feeling all elite and shat if ya didnt use a ****** pole
jes sayin
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 12:13 PM
He's black.......
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg

So is this guy .
http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/Blog-Steve-Martin-The-Jerk.jpg
1890MilesToNorman
4/27/2010, 12:15 PM
So is this guy.

http://topanmoon.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bill-clinton-photograph-c10102849.jpeg

I know that's redundant.
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 12:30 PM
Man can blow a sax. I think they even tried to impeach him for it.
Breadburner
4/27/2010, 12:37 PM
Man can blow a sax. I think they even tried to impeach him for it.

I think that was for gettin his sax blown.....:D
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 12:47 PM
Wait a Minute here Back to the Fish . I need to know if its proper to serve Tea in cups with wormey Black fish . Plus is the Fish the main course or Just some shat we eating cause we weird?
1890MilesToNorman
4/27/2010, 01:05 PM
All valid points Vet, let me do some cypherin on it and let ya know. I bet Chuck knows about wormy fish and all cause he over there in Bangkok.
Harry Beanbag
4/27/2010, 01:08 PM
I prefer my fish without worms.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 01:35 PM
I prefer my fish without worms.

WE aint got any of them yet all we gots is the Black wormey kind
Oh and some Black tea.
Which begs another question
If ya servin Black wormy fish with Black tea . Do ya also serve Cream and Sugar with it ?:confused:

Man Im gettin cornfused here .
OKLA21FAN
4/27/2010, 01:41 PM
What do you mean, You people
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/01/robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder.jpg
47straight
4/27/2010, 02:24 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/08/17/20090817obama-scene.html

http://i.azcentral.com/i/sized/C/9/3/e298/j350/PHP4A897DB84A39C.jpg
Harry Beanbag
4/27/2010, 02:30 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/08/17/20090817obama-scene.html

http://i.azcentral.com/i/sized/C/9/3/e298/j350/PHP4A897DB84A39C.jpg


And yes, that guy was seen as a danger to the republic by the scared lefties.
Curly Bill
4/27/2010, 06:03 PM
Speaking of fish - I've become a talapia fan. It's good grilled, or fried.
TUSooner
4/27/2010, 06:05 PM
What would former Justice Hugo Black think about this thread? I heard he liked to fish, black drum especially.
Curly Bill
4/27/2010, 06:09 PM
What would former Justice Hugo Black think about this thread? I heard he liked to fish, black drum especially.

Well...in the first place, with a name like Hugo Black he shouldn't have been allowed to become a justice in the first place. ;)
btk108
4/27/2010, 06:09 PM
Speaking of fish - I've become a talapia fan. It's good grilled, or fried.

the tofu of fish
Curly Bill
4/27/2010, 06:13 PM
the tofu of fish

OK, I don't know what that means, but I still like it. :D
tommieharris91
4/27/2010, 08:56 PM
OK, I don't know what that means, but I still like it. :D

It's basically fake fish. Stay with salmon. Mmmm... salmon. gahhhh...
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 09:02 PM
It's basically fake fish. Stay with salmon. Mmmm... salmon. gahhhh...

Fake Fish ???:eek:

Is that kinder like Fake Titties ?:pop:
tommieharris91
4/27/2010, 09:10 PM
Fake Fish ???:eek:

Is that kinder like Fake Titties ?:pop:

If you like fake titties, then no, no it's not. I personally can't stand the way it tastes.

And no, it's not fake cooter.
Leroy Lizard
4/27/2010, 09:54 PM
What happened to our original poster? Finally we're talking about real issues, and stuff, and she takes off.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 10:07 PM
If you like fake titties, then no, no it's not. I personally can't stand the way it tastes.

And no, it's not fake cooter.

Dont care fer the Fake Titties at all . But IF i ever bought a wife some . They be a PreFaketit agreement .
In case of Devorce I get Every other weekend Visitation with em ,.
:D
Curly Bill
4/27/2010, 10:09 PM
It's basically fake fish. Stay with salmon. Mmmm... salmon. gahhhh...

I got me some salmon in the fridge right now. :D
btk108
4/27/2010, 10:12 PM
mahi mahi fan.....texture and taste like beef. I know, I know...then just eat beef.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 10:20 PM
What if they were all deranged lunatics like this guy.....

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And Of course the ONLY Lunatics are Tea Party folks :rolleyes:

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Crucifax Autumn
4/28/2010, 01:00 AM
Lunatics come in all flavors and they usually share a lack of common sense.
Sooner in Tampa
4/29/2010, 06:42 AM
Speaking of fish - I've become a talapia fan. It's good grilled, or fried.
^^^ This...Good Call Curly Bill