View Full Version : I was just asked
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 07:48 PM
if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TF
olevetonahill
4/26/2010, 07:49 PM
WEll you do act Kinda Ghey at times .:D
Curly Bill
4/26/2010, 07:49 PM
You must be sending off the vibe. ;)
NTTAWWT :D
StoopTroup
4/26/2010, 07:54 PM
whorns have taken over the internet....you have to be very careful these days.
"He caught the katy and left me a mule to ride"....lol
Curly Bill
4/26/2010, 07:57 PM
You should ask jlew how he handles these situations. :D
olevetonahill
4/26/2010, 07:58 PM
Just go ahead and admit it . You said you were Comfortable with yer sexuality ;)
StoopTroup
4/26/2010, 07:59 PM
I'd just ask him if he has an AMEX card and went he's gonna take you shopping. Let him know you ain't a cheap piece of ***. Tell him you demand he court and woo you. :D
See if he'll buy you a car.
olevetonahill
4/26/2010, 08:03 PM
WE need More of these Kinda threads and a Hell of lot less of the Political ones
This place is much more fun when we giving each other hell in Fun than Gettin all pissy over obama
StoopTroup
4/26/2010, 08:08 PM
So we've resurrected a hamster thread and now Katy has started a gerbil thread.
The Oval is great when football is lacking. :D
olevetonahill
4/26/2010, 08:14 PM
I think we skeered him off fer the night, He aint ever saw what the SO used to be like :D
StoopTroup
4/26/2010, 08:17 PM
Either that or he's on his way to a car lot. :D
olevetonahill
4/26/2010, 08:19 PM
Naw prolly just Clothes shopping and **** at first :D
Breadburner
4/26/2010, 09:04 PM
Thank god Hop Sing was.......
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 09:12 PM
Hey guys, sorry about the absence. I just got my HIV test results back. NEGATIVE!!!! yipee
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 09:18 PM
I told him I was gonna take this as a compliment. Oh, for your enjoyment, I asked him why he thought I was gay and he said "Just a hunch! *MUAH*"
btk108
4/26/2010, 09:23 PM
why does this not surprise me in the least?
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:23 PM
hey sexy boy
btk108
4/26/2010, 09:26 PM
therer ya go....now you've got Jlew looking at you. You're not gay, you're a farm animal.
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:32 PM
how did the casino turn out for ya?
btk108
4/26/2010, 09:34 PM
no casino....went to the Warren and saw "Kick ***"....C11 said something about going home and "Kiss ***"
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:36 PM
i did heroin
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 09:37 PM
hey sexy boy
My ******* is exit only. Oh an I'm not gay, my dick was in HIS mouth.
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:40 PM
My ******* is exit only. Oh an I'm not gay, my dick was in HIS mouth.
fair enough...
i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"
I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:
Hell no!
btk108
4/26/2010, 09:41 PM
this thread is definitely going the wrong way
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:43 PM
heh.
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 09:44 PM
fair enough...
i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"
I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:
Hell no!
It all comes down to who is the bigger man. And I am bigger than you. ;)
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:46 PM
well i do know that there are some good cornbread fed boys in katy.
soonerinkaty
4/26/2010, 09:48 PM
lol yeah. thank god the gayness is collectively pooled in Cinco Ranch.
JLEW1818
4/26/2010, 09:49 PM
most of my family lives in Tomball
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/27/2010, 12:15 AM
if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TFLike you don't want to meet his sorry ***!!!
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2010, 12:32 AM
if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TF
It's odd you should mention that. I got a random text message the other day from a guy who asked if I was really who I said I was on Facebook. He claimed I didn't know him and he got my phone # from Facebook, but the only people that can see my phone number are people I've added as friends.
I did a reverse directory search and it was a Ft. Lauderdale #.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 03:44 AM
fair enough...
i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"
I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:
Hell no!
Reminds me a of a funny saying that probably pertains to Jlew :D
any man can suck another mans d*ck but its all that kissin and holdin hands that makes you gay
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 03:50 AM
I can actually see the sense in that statement oddly enough. I'd rather have a guy blow me than kiss me.
But back to the OP...Sooner in Katy...We really want to know, Did you get a date?
Collier11
4/27/2010, 03:52 AM
I can actually see the sense in that statement oddly enough. I'd rather have a guy blow me than kiss me.
But back to the OP...Sooner in Katy...We really want to know, Did you get a date?
I would imagine you def wouldnt want him to kiss you if he has just blown you
Collier11
4/27/2010, 03:53 AM
Jlew told me that he jerks off to Blossom reruns, whoaaaa!!!!
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 04:02 AM
That means very little...He also whacks it to Fat Albert repeats.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 04:06 AM
SoonerInKaty is going to Austin where he will fit in better
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 04:17 AM
I don't mind if he's gay...He's got good taste in music.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 04:19 AM
Copa Cabana is not good music
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 04:22 AM
Heh.
btk108
4/27/2010, 04:26 AM
C11 is a closet Barry Manilow fan...
Collier11
4/27/2010, 04:28 AM
BTK sweats into the oldies
btk108
4/27/2010, 04:31 AM
i'm tryin to lose weight, dammit, don't make fun of me:D
Collier11
4/27/2010, 04:32 AM
its not you, its the shorts
btk108
4/27/2010, 04:34 AM
hehehheh
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 09:08 AM
This is sick. You all should be ashamed. Your ghey Uncles would be proud though.
SoonerJack
4/27/2010, 09:59 AM
WE need More of these Kinda threads and a Hell of lot less of the Political ones
This place is much more fun when we giving each other hell in Fun than Gettin all pissy over obama
This ^
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 10:54 AM
yep.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 11:21 AM
So Soonerjock, Do you really support the Boys ?:D
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 11:23 AM
And is there a cup involved?
No...wait a minute...I don't care...retract that. :D
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 11:34 AM
And is there a cup involved?
No...wait a minute...I don't care...retract that. :D
Only when hes having Tea with Cru :cool:
C&CDean
4/27/2010, 01:17 PM
This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.
And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 01:26 PM
Dean, Calling me a dumbass is a Personal attack , Now give yerself a Red Card :D :D :D :D :D
C&CDean
4/27/2010, 01:28 PM
You're just old, drunk, stoned, and demented. You get a free pass.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 01:31 PM
You're just old, drunk, stoned, and demented. You get a free pass.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
NormanPride
4/27/2010, 01:43 PM
What if we're just demented?
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 01:53 PM
I know some of us is fermented.
sooner59
4/27/2010, 01:55 PM
I ate something that was fermented once. That was one hell of a trip.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 02:19 PM
This is sick. You all should be ashamed. Your ghey Uncles would be proud though.
How did you know I have a gay uncle
Collier11
4/27/2010, 02:19 PM
This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.
And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.
so who wants to sign Dean up for Facebook?
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 02:20 PM
Somebody is gonna get teh ban fer life...lol
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 02:22 PM
Wont be me . Hell I dont even know how to open the dayum thing :cool:
btk108
4/27/2010, 02:37 PM
How did you know I have a gay uncle
Funny...that's what your nephew asked me.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 02:40 PM
I dont have any nephews smart guy, only child :D
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 02:44 PM
I dont have any nephews smart guy, only child :D
Yer dad may have been a wild dude back in da day
You prolly got a 100 1/2 bros an Sis. He dont show Pics of. :pop:
btk108
4/27/2010, 02:45 PM
yah...he also wondered why you never attended any family functions.....there ya go.
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 02:56 PM
Aren't only child folks highly likely to be born ghey?
btk108
4/27/2010, 02:58 PM
Aren't only child folks highly likely to be born ghey?
Probability is highly likely.....but his g/f is a hawtie. Maybe it's just a cover.
C&CDean
4/27/2010, 02:58 PM
I don't know about all that but I have heard they suck a mean dick.
StoopTroup
4/27/2010, 03:02 PM
I heard it was something about missing an integral part of the male bonding experience as a child and that they try to make up for it and it ends up with lots of man-love experiences. Could be the GF is a way for him to get closer to his Woman side since he didn't have a Sister. Could just be bi. It's good that he's finally coming out with it though.
soonerinkaty
4/27/2010, 05:03 PM
So Collier, I heard your bi. I know a dude that I can hook you up with if you ever get tired of jlew.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 07:40 PM
after a day of hammering, thats all you can come up with?
JLEW1818
4/27/2010, 07:54 PM
LOL
soonerinkaty
4/27/2010, 08:22 PM
pretty much
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 09:04 PM
So Collier, I heard your bi. I know a dude that I can hook you up with if you ever get tired of jlew.
after a day of hammering, thats all you can come up with?
LOL
pretty much
Do you three need a Quite weekend alone ?:eek:
soonerinkaty
4/27/2010, 09:18 PM
Yeah, we are planning for an all out gay orgy at some old crusty bastards tool shed Aug 27-29.
Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2010, 09:31 PM
Vet's gonna have to change the water in the hot tub soon.
btk108
4/27/2010, 09:57 PM
ho down!
Collier11
4/27/2010, 10:16 PM
olegayorgyonahill
soonerinkaty
4/27/2010, 10:21 PM
Vet has a hot tub?!?!?! Even better!!!1!!
Chuck Bao
4/27/2010, 10:23 PM
This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.
And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.
Yep and definitely agree.
But, you guys go on ahead with your own bad selves.
olevetonahill
4/27/2010, 11:04 PM
Yep and definitely agree.
But, you guys go on ahead with your own bad selves.
Dont we always ?:D
Tulsa_Fireman
4/27/2010, 11:13 PM
Build a thousand bridges and you're a bridge builder.
But you suck one [CENSORED] and you're a :chicken:sucker for life.
Chuck Bao
4/27/2010, 11:31 PM
You could have just as easily said that if you have ever smoked a doobie, then you are a stoner for life.
Collier11
4/27/2010, 11:34 PM
Build a thousand bridges and you're a bridge builder.
But you suck one [CENSORED] and you're a :chicken:sucker for life.
I think the actual statement is more like this,
"Doesnt matter how many girls you have f**ked, once you suck one d*ck you are ********** for life"
Tulsa_Fireman
4/28/2010, 12:41 AM
No.
It goes like I said it because I'm totally original and stuff.
Word.
SoonerJack
4/28/2010, 08:03 AM
So Soonerjock, Do you really support the Boys ?:D
I just saw this reply and thought, who is Soonerjock? Then I realized that maybe OV just made a typo or something.
So to answer the question, I do not support the Boys. I support the girl: my wife of 23 years. :D
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