I was just asked

[soonerinkaty]

if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TF

[olevetonahill]

WEll you do act Kinda Ghey at times .:D

[Curly Bill]

You must be sending off the vibe. ;)


NTTAWWT :D

[StoopTroup]

whorns have taken over the internet....you have to be very careful these days.

"He caught the katy and left me a mule to ride"....lol

[Curly Bill]

You should ask jlew how he handles these situations. :D

[olevetonahill]

Just go ahead and admit it . You said you were Comfortable with yer sexuality ;)

[StoopTroup]

I'd just ask him if he has an AMEX card and went he's gonna take you shopping. Let him know you ain't a cheap piece of ***. Tell him you demand he court and woo you. :D

See if he'll buy you a car.

[olevetonahill]

WE need More of these Kinda threads and a Hell of lot less of the Political ones

This place is much more fun when we giving each other hell in Fun than Gettin all pissy over obama

[StoopTroup]

So we've resurrected a hamster thread and now Katy has started a gerbil thread.

The Oval is great when football is lacking. :D

[olevetonahill]

I think we skeered him off fer the night, He aint ever saw what the SO used to be like :D

[StoopTroup]

Either that or he's on his way to a car lot. :D

[olevetonahill]

Naw prolly just Clothes shopping and **** at first :D

[Breadburner]

Thank god Hop Sing was.......

[soonerinkaty]

Hey guys, sorry about the absence. I just got my HIV test results back. NEGATIVE!!!! yipee

[soonerinkaty]

I told him I was gonna take this as a compliment. Oh, for your enjoyment, I asked him why he thought I was gay and he said "Just a hunch! *MUAH*"

[btk108]

why does this not surprise me in the least?

[JLEW1818]

hey sexy boy

[btk108]

therer ya go....now you've got Jlew looking at you. You're not gay, you're a farm animal.

[JLEW1818]

how did the casino turn out for ya?

[btk108]

no casino....went to the Warren and saw "Kick ***"....C11 said something about going home and "Kiss ***"

[JLEW1818]

i did heroin

[soonerinkaty]

hey sexy boy

My ******* is exit only. Oh an I'm not gay, my dick was in HIS mouth.

[JLEW1818]

My ******* is exit only. Oh an I'm not gay, my dick was in HIS mouth.

fair enough...


i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"

I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:

Hell no!

[btk108]

this thread is definitely going the wrong way

[JLEW1818]

heh.

[soonerinkaty]

fair enough...


i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"

I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:

Hell no!

It all comes down to who is the bigger man. And I am bigger than you. ;)

[JLEW1818]

well i do know that there are some good cornbread fed boys in katy.

[soonerinkaty]

lol yeah. thank god the gayness is collectively pooled in Cinco Ranch.

[JLEW1818]

most of my family lives in Tomball

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TFLike you don't want to meet his sorry ***!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

if I was gay by this guy that got my cell # from my facebook. When I said "no" he replied "Wish you were!" What TF

It's odd you should mention that. I got a random text message the other day from a guy who asked if I was really who I said I was on Facebook. He claimed I didn't know him and he got my phone # from Facebook, but the only people that can see my phone number are people I've added as friends.

I did a reverse directory search and it was a Ft. Lauderdale #.

[Collier11]

fair enough...


i mean, the way i look at the "plug and socket theory"

I'd much rather bone a dude in the butt, than to be boned in the butt. I mean yah both suck... but do i really wanna be that guy that got ****ed in the ***?:hot: :eek: :pop:

Hell no!

Reminds me a of a funny saying that probably pertains to Jlew :D

any man can suck another mans d*ck but its all that kissin and holdin hands that makes you gay

[Crucifax Autumn]

I can actually see the sense in that statement oddly enough. I'd rather have a guy blow me than kiss me.

But back to the OP...Sooner in Katy...We really want to know, Did you get a date?

[Collier11]

I can actually see the sense in that statement oddly enough. I'd rather have a guy blow me than kiss me.

But back to the OP...Sooner in Katy...We really want to know, Did you get a date?

I would imagine you def wouldnt want him to kiss you if he has just blown you

[Collier11]

Jlew told me that he jerks off to Blossom reruns, whoaaaa!!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

That means very little...He also whacks it to Fat Albert repeats.

[Collier11]

SoonerInKaty is going to Austin where he will fit in better

[Crucifax Autumn]

I don't mind if he's gay...He's got good taste in music.

[Collier11]

Copa Cabana is not good music

[Crucifax Autumn]

Heh.

[btk108]

C11 is a closet Barry Manilow fan...

[Collier11]

BTK sweats into the oldies

[btk108]

i'm tryin to lose weight, dammit, don't make fun of me:D

[Collier11]

its not you, its the shorts

[btk108]

hehehheh

[StoopTroup]

This is sick. You all should be ashamed. Your ghey Uncles would be proud though.

[SoonerJack]

WE need More of these Kinda threads and a Hell of lot less of the Political ones

This place is much more fun when we giving each other hell in Fun than Gettin all pissy over obama

This ^

[Crucifax Autumn]

yep.

[olevetonahill]

So Soonerjock, Do you really support the Boys ?:D

[StoopTroup]

And is there a cup involved?

No...wait a minute...I don't care...retract that. :D

[olevetonahill]

And is there a cup involved?

No...wait a minute...I don't care...retract that. :D

Only when hes having Tea with Cru :cool:

[C&CDean]

This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.

And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.

[olevetonahill]

Dean, Calling me a dumbass is a Personal attack , Now give yerself a Red Card :D :D :D :D :D

[C&CDean]

You're just old, drunk, stoned, and demented. You get a free pass.

[olevetonahill]

You're just old, drunk, stoned, and demented. You get a free pass.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[NormanPride]

What if we're just demented?

[StoopTroup]

I know some of us is fermented.

[sooner59]

I ate something that was fermented once. That was one hell of a trip.

[Collier11]

This is sick. You all should be ashamed. Your ghey Uncles would be proud though.

How did you know I have a gay uncle

[Collier11]

This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.

And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.

so who wants to sign Dean up for Facebook?

[StoopTroup]

Somebody is gonna get teh ban fer life...lol

[olevetonahill]

Wont be me . Hell I dont even know how to open the dayum thing :cool:

[btk108]

How did you know I have a gay uncle

Funny...that's what your nephew asked me.

[Collier11]

I dont have any nephews smart guy, only child :D

[olevetonahill]

I dont have any nephews smart guy, only child :D

Yer dad may have been a wild dude back in da day
You prolly got a 100 1/2 bros an Sis. He dont show Pics of. :pop:

[btk108]

yah...he also wondered why you never attended any family functions.....there ya go.

[StoopTroup]

Aren't only child folks highly likely to be born ghey?

[btk108]

Aren't only child folks highly likely to be born ghey?

Probability is highly likely.....but his g/f is a hawtie. Maybe it's just a cover.

[C&CDean]

I don't know about all that but I have heard they suck a mean dick.

[StoopTroup]

I heard it was something about missing an integral part of the male bonding experience as a child and that they try to make up for it and it ends up with lots of man-love experiences. Could be the GF is a way for him to get closer to his Woman side since he didn't have a Sister. Could just be bi. It's good that he's finally coming out with it though.

[soonerinkaty]

So Collier, I heard your bi. I know a dude that I can hook you up with if you ever get tired of jlew.

[Collier11]

after a day of hammering, thats all you can come up with?

[JLEW1818]

LOL

[soonerinkaty]

pretty much

[olevetonahill]

So Collier, I heard your bi. I know a dude that I can hook you up with if you ever get tired of jlew.


after a day of hammering, thats all you can come up with?


LOL


pretty much

Do you three need a Quite weekend alone ?:eek:

[soonerinkaty]

Yeah, we are planning for an all out gay orgy at some old crusty bastards tool shed Aug 27-29.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Vet's gonna have to change the water in the hot tub soon.

[btk108]

ho down!

[Collier11]

olegayorgyonahill

[soonerinkaty]

Vet has a hot tub?!?!?! Even better!!!1!!

[Chuck Bao]

This thread is so pathetically gay even Chuck won't touch it.

And what kind of a dumbass puts their phone number on the innerwebs? This is one of the main reasons I don't and hopefully will never have a myspace/tweet/etc. account.

Yep and definitely agree.

But, you guys go on ahead with your own bad selves.

[olevetonahill]

Yep and definitely agree.

But, you guys go on ahead with your own bad selves.

Dont we always ?:D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Build a thousand bridges and you're a bridge builder.

But you suck one [CENSORED] and you're a :chicken:sucker for life.

[Chuck Bao]

You could have just as easily said that if you have ever smoked a doobie, then you are a stoner for life.

[Collier11]

Build a thousand bridges and you're a bridge builder.

But you suck one [CENSORED] and you're a :chicken:sucker for life.

I think the actual statement is more like this,

"Doesnt matter how many girls you have f**ked, once you suck one d*ck you are ********** for life"

[Tulsa_Fireman]

No.

It goes like I said it because I'm totally original and stuff.

Word.

[SoonerJack]

So Soonerjock, Do you really support the Boys ?:D
I just saw this reply and thought, who is Soonerjock? Then I realized that maybe OV just made a typo or something.

So to answer the question, I do not support the Boys. I support the girl: my wife of 23 years. :D