Which will happen first?

[SoonerLB]

Question 1:

a. Jimmah Claussen gets punched out by another Carolina team member, making the nickname 'Punchy' relevent on the pro level.

or ...

b. Timmah Tebow has a Colorado extremist religious group rename their chanting section 'The Tebow Tabernacle Choir.'

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Question 2:

a. Claussen gets cut by Carolina.

b. Tebow gets moved to fullback.

[boomermagic]

Question 1:

a. Jimmah Claussen gets punched out by another Carolina team member, making the nickname 'Punchy' relevent on the pro level.

or ...

b. Timmah Tebow has a Colorado extremist religious group rename their chanting section 'The Tebow Tabernacle Choir.'

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Question 2:

a. Claussen gets cut by Carolina.

b. Tebow gets moved to fullback.


If tebow doesn't make it as a qb he will be finished in the NFL IMO...

[Mad Dog Madsen]

b. Tebow gets moved to fullback.

[starrca23]

I bet they try some wildcat stuff with Tebow. He will be there way to get another big back in the game on short yardage. I would bet they even try that stupid jump pass.

[badger]

If tebow doesn't make it as a qb he will be finished in the NFL IMO...

Teams don't waste first round picks on players that they don't expect to pan out. Even if he doesn't pan out immediately, they will give him about five years to get his act together. Guaranteed money written into lucrative first round contracts mean that even the most questionable characters (remember when the Miami effing soldier decided to try motorcycle riding and injured himself in Cleveland? they'd have cut him on the spot if he wasn't a first rounder).

So, Teebz will get a chance to make this QB experiment work. The GM and coach that picked him, however, will probably be fired the same season Teebee shows how much he sucks :D

EDIT: Crap, I didn't answer the question! Um... Clausen will be the next Brady Quinn, but will be unable to hold out for top 10 pick money unlike Quinn (who was also unable to holdout for top 10 pick money, haha) and will be traded away to Denver in a few seasons after...

DENVER realizes what a mistake it was to draft Teeeeeebowwwww in round one. Stuck with paying him guaranteed money, they decide that it might be best to channel the Chris Leak/Tebow combination and have Tebow be a primarily goalline/third down "quarter"back (aka FULLback or at worst HALFback) that might actually throw occasionally. They trade with Carolina to get a QB that throws more to go with Teebz, and get stuck with two overrated QBs instead of one. Meanwhile...

ST. LOUIS returns to Super Bowl form. Kids everywhere sport Sammie jerseys, because kids like winners more than their parents' teams.

[KantoSooner]

You hadn't heard?

Focus on the Family is gathering funds now to erect a 600' statue of Timmah just North of Colorado Springs. The statue will honor Tim's 'inspiration' of teammates by yelling in their faces. The scultor calls it 'Divine Rage'.

Unique to the world of installation art, large loud speakers will be mounted in the statue's mouth so that the throngs below can listen to Tim's pronouncements, past and future.

Addtionally, biblical verse references will be shown in LEDs beneath the statue's eyes and will be updated according to FOTF's executive committee's decision. The verses will almost 12' high themselves and will be readable from Castle Rock south on I25 and visible from South Denver. The eyes themselves will have search lights mounted in them to warn off low flying aircraft and to guide the lost on dark and stormy nights.

At present the only question is whether to show Tim in his UF uni or in his Bronco togs. Website voting is anticipated (at the low low price of $1 per vote. PayPal and Visa preferred.)

[soonerinabilene]

c. ryan perriloux pisses jared allen off in practice and gets hog tied for real.

[Stitch Face]

You hadn't heard?

Focus on the Family is gathering funds now to erect a 600' statue of Timmah just North of Colorado Springs. The statue will honor Tim's 'inspiration' of teammates by yelling in their faces. The scultor calls it 'Divine Rage'.

Unique to the world of installation art, large loud speakers will be mounted in the statue's mouth so that the throngs below can listen to Tim's pronouncements, past and future.

Addtionally, biblical verse references will be shown in LEDs beneath the statue's eyes and will be updated according to FOTF's executive committee's decision. The verses will almost 12' high themselves and will be readable from Castle Rock south on I25 and visible from South Denver. The eyes themselves will have search lights mounted in them to warn off low flying aircraft and to guide the lost on dark and stormy nights.

At present the only question is whether to show Tim in his UF uni or in his Bronco togs. Website voting is anticipated (at the low low price of $1 per vote. PayPal and Visa preferred.)

The image of such a leviathan is actually pretty creepy.

[badger]

c. ryan perriloux pisses jared allen off in practice and gets hog tied for real.

Man, that guy had a name that fit the LSU fanbase so well, helped them get a (really questionable) national title, then screws up his future NFL prospects by failing a drug test, failing to show up for class, and failing so much that even a failing character judge like Lester Smiles kicked him off the Geaux Tiger squad :les:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Like who cares? They both can rot in hell.