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AggieTool
4/23/2010, 12:54 PM
I really do hope no one buys this crap...


Television and radio evangelist Pastor John Hagee believes the recent eruption of the volcano in Iceland stems from Britain breaking God's covenant.

The day after Britain's Advertising Standards Authority said the Western Wall in Jerusalem could not be used in Israeli tourism ads in Britain because it is considered occupied territory, Hagee said, the volcano erupted, shutting down Britain's economy in one day.

"That's coincidence, like the flood was a coincidence. That's coincidence, like the Red Sea was coincidence. That's coincidence, like the earthquake and the Resurrection was coincidence," Hagee told about 3,200 people at Lancaster County Convention Center on Thursday night as part of John Hagee Ministries' Rally and Prophecy Seminar.

Prior to the event, several Lancaster County residents were in front of the convention center passing out brochures for Kairos Palestine, a group of Palestinian Christians, to those attending Hagee's rally.

"We have Christian brothers and sisters in the Middle East that are encouraging us to take their concerns seriously. They are suffering a lot in the occupation," Harold A. Penner of Akron said.

Hagee told the crowd Thursday night that the United States is also on its way to breaking a covenant with God.

"(President) Obama is beginning to treat Israel like the worst enemy," Hagee said, because Israel wants to continue building houses for Jews in Jerusalem.

Jerusalem is the "eternal capital" in Israel, he said, adding that Israel was not born in 1948, but 3,500 years ago.

"Obama shunned Netanyahu and let the prime minister sit there by himself while he ate with his family. He was trying to pressure Israel to divide Jerusalem," Hagee said.

"But God is the president of Jerusalem, not the U.S. Jerusalem is the city of God.

http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/251526

Skysooner
4/23/2010, 01:51 PM
Hence why I'm agnostic.

TUSooner
4/23/2010, 02:36 PM
Hence why I'm agnostic.

No ****. Some of God's "best friends" are his worst enemies.

Skysooner
4/23/2010, 02:40 PM
As a follow up, I don't blame religion for this guy. I blame this guy for being an asshat. He is along the same lines as Pat Robertson, the guy who shot and killed the abortion doctor in Wichita and the "pastor" who pickets the funerals of dead soldiers.

AggieTool
4/23/2010, 03:08 PM
As a follow up, I don't blame religion for this guy. I blame this guy for being an asshat. He is along the same lines as Pat Robertson, the guy who shot and killed the abortion doctor in Wichita and the "pastor" who pickets the funerals of dead soldiers.

Don't forget the Iranian Mullah that said their earthquakes are due to wimmen's dress (or lack thereof).:D

Skysooner
4/23/2010, 03:37 PM
Don't forget the Iranian Mullah that said their earthquakes are due to wimmen's dress (or lack thereof).:D

Most definitely. There are asshats of all varieties (Muslim, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, agnostic and atheist).

GottaHavePride
4/23/2010, 03:50 PM
Jerusalem is the City of God.

Which God? The Jewish God? The Christian God? The Muslim God?

Wait, except all those are Abrahamic religions, so they're the SAME GOD.

Jacie
4/23/2010, 04:00 PM
Don't forget the Iranian Mullah that said their earthquakes are due to wimmen's dress (or lack thereof).:D

How foolish of me. I could have saved a ton of money and a lot of effort going to school to become a geologist if instead I had just picked up a copy of the Koran at UBE . . .

TUSooner
4/23/2010, 05:48 PM
Jerusalem is the City of God.

Which God? The Jewish God? The Christian God? The Muslim God?

Wait, except all those are Abrahamic religions, so they're the SAME GOD.

Not possible. Period. The Christian God is a Republican, the Jewish God is a Democrat, and the Muslim God is a National Socialist.

GottaHavePride
4/23/2010, 06:52 PM
Not possible. Period. The Christian God is a Republican, the Jewish God is a Democrat, and the Muslim God is a National Socialist.

There has to be a Trinity joke in there somewhere. ;)