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Okla-homey
4/18/2010, 02:00 PM
except that its going to be called "Robin Hood." Starring Russell Crowe of course.

That is all.

royalfan5
4/18/2010, 02:16 PM
The only decent Robin Hood movie featured Roger Miller.

SicEmBaylor
4/18/2010, 02:16 PM
It's not as bad as virtually every Mel Gibson movie after Braveheart. They're all the freaking same.

Okla-homey
4/18/2010, 02:19 PM
It's not as bad as virtually every Mel Gibson movie after Braveheart. They're all the freaking same.

Huh? "Signs" and "Braveheart" are nothing alike.

yermom
4/18/2010, 03:12 PM
He didn't direct Signs

Mel seems to like torture pr0n ;)

soonerinabilene
4/18/2010, 05:23 PM
The only decent Robin Hood movie featured Cary Elwes, Dave Chappelle, and Richard Lewis.

Fixed.

SunnySooner
4/18/2010, 05:40 PM
We saw "Gladiator" on base in Naples, and then we were IN the Coliseum a couple days later...it was very surreal, you could almost feel the death. Only other place I've felt that kind of vibe was the battleground at Gettysburg.

GottaHavePride
4/18/2010, 10:48 PM
The only decent Robin Hood movie featured Patrick Bergen and Uma Thurman.

Fixed.

GottaHavePride
4/18/2010, 10:49 PM
The only decent Robin Hood movie was animated by Disney.

Fixed again.

GottaHavePride
4/18/2010, 10:49 PM
The only decent Robin Hood movie featured Errol Flynn.

Fixed yet again.


Maybe I just kinda like Robin Hood movies.

Boomerbrad
4/18/2010, 11:38 PM
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Robin-Hood-Tights-bh01.jpg

Frozen Sooner
4/18/2010, 11:56 PM
Fixed yet again.


Maybe I just kinda like men in tights.

Fixed for good. :D

SicEmBaylor
4/18/2010, 11:57 PM
Men in Tights was directed by a Baylor grad.

True story.

Frozen Sooner
4/18/2010, 11:58 PM
Men in Tights was directed by a Baylor grad.

True story.

Mel Brooks went to Baylor?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

'Cause I'm pretty sure he went to VMI.

SicEmBaylor
4/19/2010, 12:01 AM
Mel Brooks went to Baylor?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

'Cause I'm pretty sure he went to VMI.

WTF, which Robin Hood movie did that Baylor guy direct then? I thought it was Men in Tights.

I know it wasn't Prince of Thieves...

Give me a moment and I'll get to the bottom of this.

GottaHavePride
4/19/2010, 12:02 AM
Mel Brooks went to Baylor?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

'Cause I'm pretty sure he went to VMI.


Baylor = the USSR

SicEm = Pavel Chekov

;)

Frozen Sooner
4/19/2010, 12:03 AM
Baylor = the USSR

SicEm = Pavel Chekov

;)

In Soviet Russia, film direct YOU!

SicEmBaylor
4/19/2010, 12:03 AM
Damn, I was wrong again. It was Prince of Thieves and it's the son of Chancellor Reynolds.

47straight
4/19/2010, 12:05 AM
I'll go.

badger
4/19/2010, 08:47 AM
I liked Gladiator. I like Robin Hood movies. But hey, I'm pretty sure this one's gonna suck for some reason :D

Hot Rod
4/19/2010, 08:50 AM
My fav Robin Hood was from Time Bandits.

"Jolly good!"

TheUnnamedSooner
4/19/2010, 02:22 PM
Men in Tights is going to be tough to beat.

Collier11
4/19/2010, 03:01 PM
Bryan Adams!!!

badger
4/19/2010, 03:59 PM
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/04/20/robin-hood-crowe.jpg

Quotes from Gladiator the Sequel... durr, I mean Robin Hood, include:

King Richard: Are you ready to do your duty for England?
Prince John: Yes, brother.
King Richard: You will not be king.
Prince John: Which wiser, older man is to take my place?
King Richard: My powers will pass to Parliament, to hold forever. England is to be a republic... sorta.


Random knight: He enters England like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?
Random noble: Give him time, Knight. He's young, he may do very well collecting taxes.
Randon knight: For England? Or for you?

Maid Marian: Today I saw a peasant become more powerful than the King of England.

KING John: The noble who became a peasant. The peasant who became a hood. The hood who defied a king. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the king himself in an apple shooting contest?
Robin Hood: You would shoot arrows with me?
King John: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Robin Hood: I think you've been afraid all your life.

Robin Hood: [after swiftly - yet as proven impossible on Mythbusters - shooting through an arrow on a target] Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
Crowd: Robin... Robin... Robin...

NormanPride
4/19/2010, 04:13 PM
Then Robin Hood talks about how England should be ruled by parliament and then goes to die and see his wife and son that were killed by Prince Potty's thugs.

badger
4/20/2010, 08:30 AM
I saw a trailer of this last night. It looked decent.

GottaHavePride
4/20/2010, 08:55 AM
Last night I saw a trailer for Iron Man 2, and it looked ****ing AWEsome.