Garrett Gilbert is

[JLEW1818]

7 foot 4 inches tall!!!!!


spread the rumor now!

7'4



he is closing in on Yao Ming.... will he pass him by sr year?

[Curly Bill]

...gay.

[Curly Bill]

This is one of those complete the statement things right? :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

7'4" with a 2 foot penis...Get it right!

[badger]

... going to be the first collegiate player to win three Heisman trophies and start more games than Colt, despite also exhausting a year of eligibility behind him.

[SoonerLB]

... going to get humiliated by the Sooners the next three years!

[fwsooner22]

It's not Garrett Gilbert it's ...........GiGi

[badger]

... going to be granted an extra year of eligibility because the Rose Bowl sucked so much for him.

[JLEW1818]

no but really, he is 7'4

[StoopTroup]

That's even wide for a steer.

[BoomerJ]

...has waited his turn to be Mack's next young lover.

[PDXsooner]

I'll bet he's better than Chance Mock.

[SoonerDomiNation]

:pop:

[Widescreen]

This is one of those complete the statement things right? :D

Oh, I thought you were confirming something about jlew.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Majoring in 'Physical Culture and Sports', what kind of crap is that?

[Jacie]

. . . aka Gilby, is better than Chance Mock.

But not as good as Yao Ming . . .

[bluedogok]

I think Gilbert has a chance to be the best QB that Mack Brown has had there. We all know it was Radio's team when he was there and Mack and Greg Davis were along for the ride.

[JLEW1818]

Radio? LOL

[OUmillenium]

...was the best damned salesman in the office.

[OUmillenium]

Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Gilby pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

[OUmillenium]

I went camping with Gilby...
So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Gilby and a live deer! Well, Gilby, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Gilby! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Geelbee!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

[OUmillenium]

...Anyway, Gilby tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily but at the end of the quarter I'll be darned if my sales hadn't tripled.

[texas bandman]

the main character in an old Johnny Depp movie? :confused:

[...sooner]

.. gilbert grape?

[Jello Biafra]

...Anyway, Gilby tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily but at the end of the quarter I'll be darned if my sales hadn't tripled.

im assuming this is a william brasky reference?

[SoonerAtKU]

TO BILL BRA....GARRETT GILBERT!