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Rogue
3/27/2010, 05:49 PM
is that I do not have to refrigerate Easy Cheese or the Walmart brand of the magic goo in a can. Is this stuff not really "food?" How can a person leave it laying around all the time and it not rot or go bad? Maybe it really is magic. You just pluck off that first 1/2 inch or so of crusty hard stuff like it's a lid and (insert magic word here)...you've got yourself some snackin' goodness. I'm pretty sure it's poison. It does NOT mix well with the hard-to-find green Rockstar.

:pop:

So, I haven't been around here for awhile. What'd I miss?
royalfan5
3/27/2010, 05:52 PM
Just remember people were eating food for eons before refrigeration, so I wouldn't worry about it.
sooner59
3/27/2010, 05:53 PM
I bet your digestive tract sees it as an inanimate object instead of food.
delhalew
3/27/2010, 06:08 PM
it damn sure ain't dairy. There may be some dairy-like powder in there.
Rogue
3/27/2010, 06:14 PM
Thanks RF.

59, unfortunately sometimes my body sees it as an alien invader.

delhalew, it's magic I tell ya.
PDXsooner
3/27/2010, 06:31 PM
food rots
Jacie
3/27/2010, 07:13 PM
Just remember people were eating food for eons before refrigeration, so I wouldn't worry about it.

And the average life expectancy of human kind didn't rise significantly from the Stone Age until the 20th century when said refrigeration became common.

Not that there is any correlation atwist the two or anything . . .
oumartin
3/27/2010, 07:28 PM
yeah, it's fine. You dont' have to refrigerate mayo or miracle whip either. Gives it more bite.
Leroy Lizard
3/27/2010, 08:12 PM
Is the word cheese in quotes?
delhalew
3/27/2010, 08:20 PM
You know those packet with a beef stick and a cheese stick? The cheese is powdery and oily at the same time...that is just so wrong.
SoonerInKCMO
3/27/2010, 08:21 PM
Don't question it; just enjoy it.
Crucifax Autumn
3/27/2010, 08:51 PM
You know those packet with a beef stick and a cheese stick? The cheese is powdery and oily at the same time...that is just so wrong.

You mean the classic Grease 'N Wax? The only way those are ever good is if the two components are packaged together and touching rather than having the little divider between.
Soonrboy
3/27/2010, 09:04 PM
we never refrigerate our butter.