Funniest Fox News Blurb Ever. Or this week.

[Veritas]

"After riding to fame on McCain's coattails, Palin is now trying to save the four-term Ariz. senator's political life by putting her prestige on the line in effort to help him overcome his toughest re-election challenge ever."

I was not aware that Sarah Palin had an prestige to speak of. Actually, there's so much delusion in that blurb I don't even know where to start.

[Scott D]

I think she keeps it in her left butt cheek

[Veritas]

Evidently they realized how stupid it was; they already changed it.

[Stitch Face]

You know, after all the hype and controversy and scandal about Palin



I'd still do her.

[delhalew]

What did they change it to?
Because she is putting any conservative street cred she has left on the line.
She supported Perry in Texas (governor gardasil).
This is were the Tea Party activists are likely to fall short, ie thinking that electing decepticon republicans will solve anything.

[OKLA21FAN]

You know, after all the hype and controversy and scandal about Palin



I'd still do her.

I still find Sarah Palin to be physically irresistible and intellectually repulsive. :pop:

[delhalew]

I am blown away by the intellectual prowess of a person who judges Palin, and votes for Biden.

[OhU1]

conservative street cred

Oxymoron

[delhalew]

I'm a moron

Any thing else constructive to add?

[OhU1]

Yeah, I think it's pretty funny that you don't know what the word means. Along with a lot of other words I suspect.

[Stitch Face]

I am blown away by the intellectual prowess of a person who judges Palin, and votes for Biden.

This. Biden is, I think, something of a joke even among the Dems. He just has a lot of seniority and workin' man cred. Dude's a shameless plagiarizer, too, which is uncool.

After the "big f'-in' deal" comment I'm thinking Biden may be starting to get early dementia. If you're the VP of the USA and you're that uninhibited/have that weak of a thought/speech filter then something isn't right upstairs. I'm serious.

[bluedogok]

This. Biden is, I think, something of a joke even among the Dems. He just has a lot of seniority and workin' man cred.
The Republicans have made those guys presidential candidates over the years trotting Dole out there against Clinton and McCain against Obama, both were well past their shelf life in terms of presidential runs.

[delhalew]

The Republicans have made those guys presidential candidates over the years trotting Dole out there against Clinton and McCain against Obama, both were well past their shelf life in terms of presidential runs.

Can't argue with that. At least Reagan waited till the end of his second term to start slippin'.

[Veritas]

So the picture they have up now is begging for a (better) caption:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/032610_sarahrescue2_20100326_165231.jpg

[Rogue]

Is she describing a fishing trip or something else?

[Rogue]

This. Biden is, I think, something of a joke even among the Dems. He just has a lot of seniority and workin' man cred. Dude's a shameless plagiarizer, too, which is uncool.

After the "big f'-in' deal" comment I'm thinking Biden may be starting to get early dementia. If you're the VP of the USA and you're that uninhibited/have that weak of a thought/speech filter then something isn't right upstairs. I'm serious.

He does say some crazy**** sometimes. This f-bomb doesn't bother me in the least. But, yeah, he has some frontal lobe damage or something the way keeps saying things that a career politician wouldn't.

[delhalew]

That's a pretty sweet jacket she's rockin' in that pic.

[JohnnyMack]

So the picture they have up now is begging for a (better) caption:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/032610_sarahrescue2_20100326_165231.jpg

She's describing a night in Detroit with Scott D back in '89.

[Crucifax Autumn]

He does say some crazy**** sometimes. This f-bomb doesn't bother me in the least. But, yeah, he has some frontal lobe damage or something the way keeps saying things that a career politician wouldn't.

That's the part I actually like most about him!

[OKLA21FAN]

Palin should do pron

he first title could be called 'Nailin Palin' :pop:

[GottaHavePride]

Palin should do pron

he first title could be called 'Nailin Palin' :pop:

Um, if you google that title... they've made that one already.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Speaking of pron titles...

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144357&page=3

[OKLA21FAN]

Um, if you google that title... they've made that one already.

well screw me then :gary:

[Bourbon St Sooner]

She's describing a night in Detroit with Scott D back in '89.

That's why her mouth is so wide open.

[MrJimBeam]

well screw me then :gary:

That's the title to your p0rn movie?

[Howzit]

So the picture they have up now is begging for a (better) caption:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/032610_sarahrescue2_20100326_165231.jpg


That's a pretty sweet jacket she's rockin' in that pic.


She needs one white glove.

[Scott D]

Except two things....

1. I was in Hawaii in 1989, not Detroit. Didn't arrive up here until 95.

2. In 89 I was 17, which was of legal age in Hawaii, so you can tell Palin to quit paging me 21 years later.

[BudSooner]

Except two things....

1. I was in Hawaii in 1989, not Detroit. Didn't arrive up here until 95.

2. In 89 I was 17, which was of legal age in Hawaii, so you can tell Palin to quit making fun of my pee pee 21 years later.:D

[Okla-homey]

Who'd you rather? Pelosi or Palin?

Now with that out of the way, I'm of the opinion that the left and its apparatchiks, partisan pundits and shills in the media wouldn't be so hard on Palin if they were not somehow afraid of her. Is she the smartest woman in the US? Nope. But she sure can connect with the folks in the fly-over states.

[soonerloyal]

Afraid? Of Sarah Palin? :confused: For what possible reason? I don't like her, dislike her or anything else. I don't think of her at all unless someone brings her up. Afraid of her? Wow.

And here I thought you couldn't possibly do drugs. I apologize for assuming. :eek:

Egad.

[Veritas]

Now with that out of the way, I'm of the opinion that the left and its apparatchiks, partisan pundits and shills in the media wouldn't be so hard on Palin if they were not somehow afraid of her. Is she the smartest woman in the US? Nope. But she sure can connect with the folks in the fly-over states.
I keep seeing this posited, this "they're afraid of Palin" argument. I can't say whether the media is afraid of Palin.

But I tell ya, I'm afraid of her. I afraid that she's the product that the GOP is going to put up against Brack in 2012, virtually assuring Dear Leader another glorious four years enhancing and enriching the republic for the common good. I really hope she's just a distraction for the real candidate waiting in the wing.

[soonerloyal]

But Homey, ya know I luv ya more'n my luggage. And as a proud SAC Brat...I LOL'd hard at your sig.

"Peace is Our Profession". *thumbs up*

[Scott D]

she was just one of my waikiki flings...nothing more, nothing less.

[delhalew]

She won't run. However, the left does not attach so relentlessly unless they are scared. Bush was not attached to the degree Palin is, and that says a great deal.
I believe her role will be motivating the conservative base. Which, as I said earlier is hindered by her supporting McCain and Perry.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Why does it always come down to who'd you rather, Palin or Pelosi? That's not even fair.

Why not Palin or Dennis Kucinich's wife? That's a real contest.

[RACHEL MADDOW is my clone]

Kucinich's wife. No contest. She'd swing my way. Palin is too gun nutty for me.

[OklahomaTuba]

Why does it always come down to who'd you rather, Palin or Pelosi? That's not even fair.

Why not Palin or Dennis Kucinich's wife? That's a real contest.

Or why not Palin or the first lady??

http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/uploaded_images/WorfWill-744304.jpg

Even the angry little transvestite Rachel has to be drooling over that hairy klingon trim.

[JohnnyMack]

Ideologically speaking, Palin isn't the worst thing in the world. It's when she opens her mouth and tries to turn thoughts into words that it ends up turning into a trainwreck.

[BudSooner]

You betcha.

[delhalew]

I've always had a hard time with that accent. Folk in Wisconsin, Minnisota, SD...ect. make my head hurt.

[the_ouskull]

You know, after all the hype and controversy and scandal about Palin

I'd still do her.

You have no respect for the intellectual capacity of your p*nis. You also have no respect for your p*nis.

the_ouskull

[OklahomaTuba]

Yeah, we really dodged a bullet with that Palin chic. lol.

[RACHEL MADDOW is my clone]

Or why not Palin or the first lady??

http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/uploaded_images/WorfWill-744304.jpg

Even the angry little transvestite Rachel has to be drooling over that hairy klingon trim.

Mmmmm... Michelle Obama. gahhhhh

[RACHEL MADDOW is my clone]

Yeah, we really dodged a bullet with that Palin chic. lol.

Yes, we did(literally)dodge a bullet with Palin. She wouldn't have done anything but start a REVOLUTION while in office. She doesn't care about the AMERICAN people, only herself!!

Palin, haha.

[Stitch Face]

You have no respect for the intellectual capacity of your p*nis. You also have no respect for your p*nis.

the_ouskull

Trust me, my p*nis has seen worse.

stitch face