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Collier11
3/25/2010, 04:04 PM
States Ranked By Penis Size

Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010
Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

http://www.kirotv.com/health/22951086/detail.html

tommieharris91
3/25/2010, 04:10 PM
OK > TX :P

Doing the custom-fits for condoms is not a job I would like to have, though.

ADs_Agent
3/25/2010, 04:11 PM
well at least if you're from New Hampshire you can say you're packing. That's about all you got going for you

Crucifax Autumn
3/25/2010, 04:11 PM
14 ain't bad, but I don't remember being measured. Maybe it's on the census...

jiminy
3/25/2010, 05:25 PM
States Ranked By Penis Size

Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010
Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

47. Alaska



It was cold!

Sooner98
3/25/2010, 05:44 PM
http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/shrinkageseinfeld_300.jpg

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"

1890MilesToNorman
3/25/2010, 05:47 PM
We use moose skins up here so I don't think they sold many condoms in Maine, we also have a lot of lil' bastages running around so they weren't buying any either.

sooner59
3/25/2010, 05:51 PM
Isn't Wyoming where them broke back boys were from? They are probably happy about being last. :D

Big Red Ron
3/25/2010, 05:59 PM
Dude, I just met a hottie that just moved here from Myoming. Lol, no wonder she was so impressed.

Chuck Bao
3/25/2010, 06:47 PM
Does anyone think it odd that teen pregnancy rates are almost inversely related to that poll? What is the point of buying a condom two sizes too big. Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.

Mjcpr
3/25/2010, 06:53 PM
Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.

If it's bloody, I didn't think they could get knocked up. :confused:

JLEW1818
3/25/2010, 07:04 PM
I'm a grower

Leroy Lizard
3/25/2010, 07:10 PM
Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.

Bloody? Well, we know who Chuck likes. Where are you living right now?

Harry Beanbag
3/25/2010, 08:21 PM
Arizona at #5, that's about right.

btk108
3/25/2010, 10:01 PM
States Ranked By Penis Size

Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010
Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

Whew! I was worried you were out there measuring guys penises...again...you know the judge was very specific about you not doing that anymore. :D :D

Collier11
3/25/2010, 10:03 PM
you mistook my statement when I told you that you were the biggest d*ck ive found, I never asked to see your penis :eek: :D

sooner59
3/25/2010, 10:03 PM
If it's bloody, I didn't think they could get knocked up. :confused:

Keep thinking that and you might be a proud parent soon. ;)

btk108
3/25/2010, 10:06 PM
you mistook my statement when I told you that you were the biggest d*ck ive found, I never asked to see your penis :eek: :D

found?..you were looking? :eek:

Collier11
3/25/2010, 10:07 PM
you keep forgetting that I told you that before you decided to drop your drawers

Tulsa_Fireman
3/25/2010, 10:58 PM
I think that list comes up short.

But keep a stiff upper lip, gang.

Don't pull the boner of not giving this a hard look.

I heard Willie Johnson did.

And now he's not so ****sure of where he needs to live now.