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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/13/2010, 10:55 PM
What might they be?

Soonerus
3/13/2010, 11:02 PM
you friends with Tiger ???

Veritas
3/13/2010, 11:16 PM
What might they be.

sooner59
3/13/2010, 11:28 PM
Is Pelosi an alien?

yermom
3/13/2010, 11:28 PM
you got tree fiddy?

SanJoaquinSooner
3/14/2010, 12:35 AM
¡Buenos días! ¿Cómo estás?

Al Gore
3/14/2010, 12:37 AM
Pig in a Poke

Tulsa_Fireman
3/14/2010, 12:40 AM
SHOOT THE THREE, BARRY!

Soonerus
3/14/2010, 12:44 AM
are you really arrogant.....

Tulsa_Fireman
3/14/2010, 12:47 AM
Are Nancy's boobs fake?

Soonerus
3/14/2010, 12:59 AM
do u really suck....

Tulsa_Fireman
3/14/2010, 01:05 AM
Put it in butt.

Harry Beanbag
3/14/2010, 01:06 AM
**** off, dip ****.

Tulsa_Fireman
3/14/2010, 01:07 AM
Not that there's anything.

Tulsa_Fireman
3/14/2010, 01:08 AM
Wrong with that. Buttsex.

Crucifax Autumn
3/14/2010, 01:41 AM
Create some damn jobs!

SCOUT
3/14/2010, 01:57 AM
adhere to the constitution

rainiersooner
3/14/2010, 02:26 AM
Please pull Cheney's plug.

rainiersooner
3/14/2010, 02:28 AM
Please pull Cheney's plug.

That's actually not true. It made me laugh, so I had to say it. And while I think Cheney is a cartoon character...I think the American body politic needs one Cheney at a time, and this one kind of cracks me up...plus, I wouldn't actually advocate pulling the plug - so to speak - on the former Veep.

ouduckhunter
3/14/2010, 02:39 AM
I need I.D. please!

Veritas
3/14/2010, 03:33 AM
College playoff. Do it.

olevetonahill
3/14/2010, 03:40 AM
is BBQ watermelon good ?

unbiasedtruth
3/14/2010, 04:10 AM
my turds are smarter!!!

SicEmBaylor
3/14/2010, 04:57 AM
Honored to meet you.

Crucifax Autumn
3/14/2010, 05:54 AM
They took our jobs!

soonerloyal
3/14/2010, 08:46 AM
What would Mama expect?

1890MilesToNorman
3/14/2010, 09:25 AM
It's all your fault.

AlbqSooner
3/14/2010, 09:50 AM
Get the F**k out.

Scott D
3/14/2010, 09:59 AM
Rushyclone hireable by ACORN?

PDXsooner
3/14/2010, 10:57 AM
I am honored, sir.

olevetonahill
3/14/2010, 11:00 AM
I am honored, sir.

Rose Garden= watermelon patch ;)

ndpruitt03
3/14/2010, 11:48 AM
I would say 3 words.

Hello Mr. Bush

OKC-SLC
3/14/2010, 11:48 AM
Please stop breathing tonight.

JLEW1818
3/14/2010, 11:53 AM
yes we can America



:D

olevetonahill
3/14/2010, 11:59 AM
Hope and mother****in change;)

Curly Bill
3/14/2010, 12:00 PM
CHANGE this, marxist bastard!

85Sooner
3/14/2010, 12:14 PM
Ваш outta здесь Товарищ

jiminy
3/14/2010, 12:58 PM
we're on to you

delhalew
3/14/2010, 01:05 PM
Shut up and listen!

Collier11
3/14/2010, 01:48 PM
relieve me of studentloans :D

Scott D
3/14/2010, 01:58 PM
Name me Pornography Czar

proud gonzo
3/14/2010, 02:02 PM
are you really arrogant.....


do u really suck....two shots and neither one punctuated properly--congratulations.

setem
3/14/2010, 02:32 PM
...boom goes the dynamite!

Harry Beanbag
3/14/2010, 02:33 PM
two shots and neither one punctuated properly--congratulations.


That's way more than four words.

SoonerInKCMO
3/14/2010, 02:33 PM
Gimme some lovin', baby.


Wait, we are talking about Michelle, right?

proud gonzo
3/14/2010, 07:33 PM
That's way more than four words.
So was your post. :norm:

SoonerInKCMO
3/14/2010, 07:47 PM
Gimme some lovin', baby.


Wait, we are talking about Michelle, right?

Damn. I should've said "show me your boobs".

SicEmBaylor
3/14/2010, 07:56 PM
Damn. I should've said "show me your boobs".

Eh, just buy a copy of National Geographic.

unbiasedtruth
3/14/2010, 09:13 PM
mulatto means to you?

BudSooner
3/14/2010, 09:59 PM
Are those 22" Dubs?
Please hire Sic Em.
Michelles dress was ugly.
AF1 stunt was dumb.
Your out next term.
LAS shoots very far.
Chicago Olympics......heh, riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Your change, ain't happening.
Biden equals Dan Quayle.
Can you spell potato?
You should try Curling.


:D

OUinFLA
3/14/2010, 10:20 PM
Bye bye, so long

soonerscuba
3/14/2010, 10:25 PM
There are some pretty big internet men in here. I would assume most of you would be curtious and honored to meet the President, regardless of your feelings about policy, he is the nationally elected executive of the US government and CinC.

So, I guess my answer would be "Nice to meet you", same as any other person I've ever met.

PDXsooner
3/15/2010, 10:48 AM
There are some pretty big internet men in here. I would assume most of you would be curtious and honored to meet the President, regardless of your feelings about policy, he is the nationally elected executive of the US government and CinC.

So, I guess my answer would be "Nice to meet you", same as any other person I've ever met.

are you kidding? the internet muscles on this website have been huge for years. many men here would become mice in person.

XingTheRubicon
3/15/2010, 01:36 PM
There are some pretty big internet men in here. I would assume most of you would be curtious and honored to meet the President, regardless of your feelings about policy, he is the nationally elected executive of the US government and CinC.

So, I guess my answer would be "Nice to meet you", same as any other person I've ever met.

Probably true...still doesn't change the fact that he's an inexperienced, blinded dildo.

soonervegas
3/15/2010, 02:14 PM
What about the children!?!?

Sooner04
3/15/2010, 02:17 PM
Good afternoon, Mr. President.

PDXsooner
3/15/2010, 02:57 PM
Good afternoon, Mr. President.

even in the morning? that would be weird.

C&CDean
3/15/2010, 03:19 PM
Wanna buy some crack?

Actually, if I happened to run across him on the street I'd probably just say "what's up?" I do know I wouldn't stand in a line, wait for one minute, or go out of my way to speak to him though. I respect his position, but I think he's an embicile and completely out of his league. I don't respect him as a person at all.

I've told this story before on here, but when Clinton was running for pres way back when, he and Algore were on the big bus ride across America campaigning. I was staying in the Hilton Towers on Michigan Ave. in Chicago when they stopped there. I was teaching a class in one of the meeting rooms there and a couple of the guys wanted to be let out early so they could stand down in the lobby and maybe have a chance to shake Clinton's hand. I said sure, go ahead.

I go downstairs later, and there's about a hundred people waiting by the elevator for him to come down. The guys go "aren't you excited to see Bill Clinton?" I go "nope, I'm heading to the bar." And I did. The next day they were all goo goo ga ga over it like they touched the ****ing pope or something.

They freaked out when I told them I saw him that night upstairs. My room was on the same floor - in fact a couple of peach-fuzz Secret Service dudes stopped me when I got on the elevator and pushed the 14th (I think it was 14) floor and stuck my room key in the slot. They go "you're not authorized to go up there." I go "my room is up there." They go "impossible." I go "wanna bet?" So we all ride up together, these two baby-faced goons watching me like a hawk. We get off the elevator, and we go by the open double-doors to the presidential suite and there was Bill, Hillary, Chelsea, Algore's old lady, and one of the cute Algore kids all hanging out eating snacks. I go to my room and put in the key and the guys go "we'll have to check with the front desk and see if you can be moved." I go "knock yourself out, but if I get moved, I wanna be comped." I never heard back from them.

My deal of presidents is if I respect the man, I might stand in line to shake his hand, but probably not. If I don't respect him, I won't even give it a thought. Besides, dude's got skidmarks in his drawers just like you and me.

Harry Beanbag
3/15/2010, 03:26 PM
I was stationed on USS Arkansas. One time we were at Pearl Harbor and President Clinton wanted to come visit the the warship named for his home state. We were warned beforehand that the entire pier would be closed indefinitely while he was there. A bunch of us got up early and made sure we left before he was to arrive so we wouldn't miss a day of liberty in Honolulu. We spent the day drinking $1.50 mai tai's instead of meeting the President, one of the best decisions I've ever made. :)

Pogue Mahone
3/15/2010, 03:38 PM
More Omar, less Daniels.

Any fan of "The Wire," like Obama, would know what it meant.

SoonerBorn68
3/16/2010, 12:47 AM
What the f***?, over.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/16/2010, 12:53 AM
Thought I would have heard: "You're Good To Go", by now.

OULenexaman
3/16/2010, 11:43 AM
so who's your daddy??

unbiasedtruth
3/16/2010, 11:53 AM
you were born where?

OhU1
3/16/2010, 12:16 PM
What's the frequency Kenneth?

OklahomaTuba
3/16/2010, 12:45 PM
Please stop bowing, sir.

yermom
3/16/2010, 12:52 PM
so who's your daddy??

what does he do?

badger
3/16/2010, 12:52 PM
1- May

2- I

3- Have

4- Yourautographpleasesir?

OklahomaTuba
3/16/2010, 12:53 PM
Just take a pill.

ouwasp
3/16/2010, 01:01 PM
Kill more Radical Moslems

MrJimBeam
3/16/2010, 01:41 PM
I'm honored Mr. President.

C&CDean
3/16/2010, 01:46 PM
What it is, yo?

What it be like?

Sup' my main man.

How da hoes, pimp?

How's it hangin' holmes?

Your granny is white?

What's being caramel like?

Mulatto? Dubloon? Quadroon? Octaroon?

Does bowing feel good?

**** up a rope.

Only 3 more years....

ndpruitt03
3/16/2010, 01:52 PM
Could you stop lying?

ouwasp
3/16/2010, 01:54 PM
Kill more Radical Moslems

actually I'd probably say something polite like "Good to see you."

but I wouldn't stand in line or anything of the sort....

OklahomaTuba
3/16/2010, 01:58 PM
You sleep with that?

TMcGee86
3/16/2010, 02:17 PM
Resign now, *** Hat.

Collier11
3/16/2010, 02:19 PM
give me a bailout

OULenexaman
3/16/2010, 02:39 PM
no talent a$$ clown...

OULenexaman
3/16/2010, 02:40 PM
where's the stimulus money??

OklahomaTuba
3/16/2010, 02:42 PM
We have 58 states?

MamaMia
3/16/2010, 02:44 PM
Shut up and listen!
We have a winner! :D

ndpruitt03
3/16/2010, 02:47 PM
whereda white women at?

ah close enough.

C&CDean
3/16/2010, 03:11 PM
nik,

Do not think that just because I threw a couple shady four-word comments out there = permission for you to do the same. Some of us can get by with being a vulgar racist, and some cannot.

Harry Beanbag
3/16/2010, 03:15 PM
We have a wiener! :D


Yep. :)


http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wiener.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman
3/16/2010, 03:21 PM
Is Biden really gay?

Tulsa_Fireman
3/16/2010, 03:22 PM
Do you know LAS?

OklahomaTuba
3/16/2010, 04:03 PM
Does Lt. Worf snore?

mikeelikee
3/16/2010, 04:25 PM
One term for you.

Tulsa_Fireman
3/16/2010, 04:27 PM
You have big ears.

C&CDean
3/16/2010, 04:32 PM
Curious George you are.

Tulsa_Fireman
3/16/2010, 04:36 PM
I don't like chitlins.

Scott D
3/16/2010, 05:23 PM
nik,

Do not think that just because I threw a couple shady four-word comments out there = permission for you to do the same. Some of us can get by with being a vulgar racist, and some cannot.

oh shaddup ya cracka *** cracka

I Am Right
3/16/2010, 05:59 PM
"I hope he fails"

OULenexaman
3/16/2010, 08:30 PM
Have you seen soonerfans.com??

What are you smoking??

Would you choose Obamacare??

Do you like America??

OULenexaman
3/16/2010, 08:36 PM
Yep. :)


http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wiener.jpg

Very nice Harry...:D Very nice..:D Speck to you whatever speck is....:confused:

unbiasedtruth
3/17/2010, 12:42 AM
how are those ratings?

C&CDean
3/17/2010, 09:20 AM
oh shaddup ya cracka *** cracka

That's more than four word muh****ah.

olevetonahill
3/17/2010, 10:26 AM
There are some pretty big internet men in here. I would assume most of you would be curtious and honored to meet the President, regardless of your feelings about policy, he is the nationally elected executive of the US government and CinC.

So, I guess my answer would be "Nice to meet you", same as any other person I've ever met.


Not a big man here ! Just know Myself
Years ago when Carter came to Elk City , I lived at Burns Flat ! the Only place Air force 1 could set down ! Just about every one I knew was out at the flight line to see the MAN .
Me i laid on my couch and watched Mash reruns !
My 1st ex couldnt understand why i didnt want to see him ! Guess yall cant either ! Get yer panties wet talkin to bama but dont say Im not a man ok ?:pop:



are you kidding? the internet muscles on this website have been huge for years. many men here would become mice in person.

PDX ya really want to go there with me ?:pop: :rolleyes:

Collier11
3/17/2010, 10:29 AM
they took our jobs

olevetonahill
3/17/2010, 10:31 AM
nik,

Do not think that just because I threw a couple shady four-word comments out there = permission for you to do the same. Some of us can get by with being a vulgar racist, and some cannot.

Yea I can say gook and shat but Im ****ed if i say Beaner !:D

OklahomaTuba
3/17/2010, 11:02 AM
Where's my bailout bitch

Scott D
3/17/2010, 02:50 PM
That's more than four word muh****ah.

damn right it is.

Harry Beanbag
3/17/2010, 03:02 PM
damn right it is.

That isn't, good jorb.

XingTheRubicon
3/17/2010, 05:08 PM
My name is InigoMontoya

XingTheRubicon
3/17/2010, 05:09 PM
You killed the economy.

XingTheRubicon
3/17/2010, 05:10 PM
pre pare to die.

OULenexaman
3/17/2010, 10:59 PM
Get off my TV


Go back to Chicago

Stay off the drugs

Crucifax Autumn
3/17/2010, 11:12 PM
I gotta go pee.

OULenexaman
3/17/2010, 11:20 PM
I gotta go pee.
:D :D

OULenexaman
3/17/2010, 11:24 PM
I think you suck..

SicEmBaylor
3/17/2010, 11:32 PM
The truth is that I would love to sit down with Obama for even half an hour and have a real discussion. Not about ACORN, his birth certificate, or any other asinine bull**** that passes as political discourse in this country. No, I want to have a serious discussion about the role of government, constitutional limits, why we can't have progressive policy on the state level while keeping the Feds small and manageable, the history of race relations, etc.

I'd love to pick his brain. Say what you will about the man, but he's definitely not stupid.

C&CDean
3/18/2010, 07:56 AM
The truth is that I would love to sit down with Obama for even half an hour and have a real discussion. Not about ACORN, his birth certificate, or any other asinine bull**** that passes as political discourse in this country. No, I want to have a serious discussion about the role of government, constitutional limits, why we can't have progressive policy on the state level while keeping the Feds small and manageable, the history of race relations, etc.

I'd love to pick his brain. Say what you will about the man, but he's definitely not stupid.

Things I'd rather do than sit down with Brack and have a meaningful conversation:

Shart my pants on a first date with a hot chick.
Drive a scooter.
**** Chuck.
Drink Zima.
Say "no" to Sherri Coale when she asks if she can knob me.

OULenexaman
3/18/2010, 10:42 AM
be stung by bees....

TheHumanAlphabet
3/18/2010, 10:46 AM
A famous Steve Martin saying comes to mind...

Or the famous Monty Python epithet...
"I fart at you". They said more words, but we're using only four here...

OULenexaman
3/18/2010, 11:18 AM
A famous Steve Martin saying comes to mind...

Or the famous Monty Python epithet...
"I fart at you". They said more words, but we're using only four here...

I fart in your general direction......

TopDawg
3/18/2010, 11:38 AM
The truth is that I would love to sit down with Obama for even half an hour and have a real discussion. Not about ACORN, his birth certificate, or any other asinine bull**** that passes as political discourse in this country. No, I want to have a serious discussion about the role of government, constitutional limits, why we can't have progressive policy on the state level while keeping the Feds small and manageable, the history of race relations, etc.

I'd love to pick his brain. Say what you will about the man, but he's definitely not stupid.

I've got a friend who creamed himself over getting to spend some time with W after his time in office. I can't say that I blame him. He's a STAUNCH Republican and I can see why it would be really cool for him to meet W. I don't think they talked a whole lot of politics, but I'd imagine you could have the same sort of conversation with W...I mean asking him about constitutional limits, role of government, etc. It would be pretty interesting to get their (any president's) take on things.

As far as what I'd say to Obama:

SF.com needs Politics Forum

Flagstaffsooner
3/18/2010, 12:20 PM
Boy, shine my shoes.;)
http://thefreshxpress.com/freshxp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Obama-Shoe-Shine-Boy.jpg

sooner59
3/18/2010, 05:19 PM
Things I'd rather do than sit down with Brack and have a meaningful conversation:

Shart my pants on a first date with a hot chick.
Drive a scooter.
**** Chuck.
Drink Zima.
Say "no" to Sherri Coale when she asks if she can knob me.

I wish Sherri Coale would "knob" me. :pop:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/18/2010, 05:30 PM
I wish Sherri Coale would "knob" me. :pop:7 words, and why would Obama care?

OUDizzle
3/18/2010, 05:34 PM
Help. Surrounded by rednecks.

soonerboy_odanorth
3/18/2010, 06:04 PM
Get Bent, Socialist Traitor!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/18/2010, 06:08 PM
Help. Surrounded by rednecks.you must be an Enlightened!

BudSooner
3/19/2010, 09:27 PM
You gonna eat that?
Ever watch midget porn?
I like mine fried.
Do you clean windows?
Kick Bill Gates ***.
Your free throws suck.
There's no gas init?
I like frenchfried taters.
I need the hookup.
I'll take my bailout.
**** GM and Chrysler.
Never been to Candyland.
They are behind me?
I won't bend over.
Tinfoil hat is on.
I enjoy midget porn.
BAILOUTS FOR EVERYONE DAMMMIT!

Crucifax Autumn
3/19/2010, 09:33 PM
You gonna eat that?
Ever watch midget porn?
I like mine fried.
Do you clean windows?
Kick Bill Gates ***.
Your free throws suck.
There's no gas init?
I like frenchfried taters.
I need the hookup.
I'll take my bailout.
**** GM and Chrysler.
Never been to Candyland.
They are behind me?
I won't bend over.
Tinfoil hat is on.
I enjoy midget porn.
BAILOUTS FOR EVERYONE DAMMMIT!

Half of those sound like SicEm! :D