Chuck Norris' birthday today.

[salth2o]

Dude is 70 and can still kick arse.

[soonermix]

Chuck Norris doesn't read... he stares at a book until he scares all the information he wants out of it.

[OhU1]

The Big Bang was caused by Chuck Norris's fist reaching out from a mirror universe and striking a singularity casuing the universe we know today. You bet Chuck kicks ***.

[Jello Biafra]

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister

[Jello Biafra]

for badg and NP:


Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

[sooner59]

He is 70?!?!? Crap. I'm pretty sure he can't be killed by conventional weapons.

[SunnySooner]

CN doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

[ndpruitt03]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.

[fadada1]

i heard (on the internet) that chuck invented soonerfans. i could be wrong, but given his other accomplishments....

[sooner59]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

[soonerloyal]

**** Chuck Norris. Crazy extremeist nutjob dooshbag.

[sooner59]

Did I miss something bad about Chuck Norris? Is he in politics now or something?