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OklahomaTuba
3/8/2010, 02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwiNikWcx-U&feature=player_embedded
:pop:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/8/2010, 03:16 PM
I can't find the youtube where Matthews condemns Rather for being so racist. Could somebody pls. post it? K thnx

TUSooner
3/8/2010, 03:17 PM
ooooooooooh !!!!

Ooops. I mean, "meh."
Nothing to see here, folks, go on home. :rolleyes:

oumartin
3/8/2010, 03:18 PM
Finally Dan gets it.

badger
3/8/2010, 03:35 PM
Why did stereotyping have to ruin perfectly good watermelons. Watermelons are awesome. Why do they have to be associated with being racist? I love watermelons! If I could be munching on a watermelon right now, I would be! Mmmmm... so awesome. I love you, watermelon!

SCOUT
3/8/2010, 03:36 PM
Are watermelons easy to sell?

yermom
3/8/2010, 03:42 PM
what's the punchline? he got cut off

Gonzo? :D

TUSooner
3/8/2010, 03:45 PM
what's the punchline? he got cut off

Gonzo? :D


Are watermelons easy to sell?

Maybe Tuba can 'splain, since he's the one that got all giggly and stared this inane thread.

TopDawg
3/8/2010, 03:47 PM
"Obama couldn't sell watermelons" must be meant as a compliment since Dan Rather is a member of the mainstream media.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/8/2010, 03:53 PM
what's the punchline? he got cut off

Gonzo? :DHaha

TheHumanAlphabet
3/8/2010, 04:48 PM
I think Dan may have just lost his MSM card...

SoonerEMT
3/8/2010, 05:01 PM
I can't find the youtube where Matthews condemns Rather for being so racist. Could somebody pls. post it? K thnx

When using an analogy using watermelons, Rather, like Matthews, must have forgotten for a moment that Obama was black...

These libs in the media sure make a lot of racist-sounding mistakes...

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/8/2010, 05:04 PM
When using an analogy using watermelons, Rather, like Matthews, must have forgotten for a moment that Obama was black...

These libs in the media sure make a lot of racist-sounding mistakes...OF COURSE! Those guys are POST-RACIAL. Their MSM membership assures us of that.

salth2o
3/8/2010, 05:07 PM
Are watermelons easy to sell?


must be...I see lots of folks with truck beds full of them.

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/watermelon-truck-e1261488564638.jpg

hmm...meybe Rather knows something we don't...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nb8DOoLyFwk/Sagn0BGq2uI/AAAAAAAAMhc/Qnhkp_Um8OE/s400/watermelon_whitehouse.jpg

OklahomaTuba
3/8/2010, 05:15 PM
I didn't know Crazy Dan was a racist teabagger!

Also just heard that MSDNC just erased that clip form their website.

Scott D
3/8/2010, 05:17 PM
watermelon is awful.

TopDawg
3/8/2010, 05:25 PM
must be...I see lots of folks with truck beds full of them.

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/watermelon-truck-e1261488564638.jpg

If they were easy to sell, wouldn't the truck beds be empty?

Of course, if that's the case, I see a lot more empty truck beds than ones full of watermelons, so I guess that confirms that they are easy to sell.

OklahomaTuba
3/8/2010, 05:28 PM
If they were easy to sell, wouldn't the truck beds be empty?In order to buy a watermelon, you first need a job.

But Dear Leader is working on that. Its his top priority he said.

TopDawg
3/8/2010, 05:31 PM
In order to buy a watermelon, you first need a job.

But Dear Leader is working on that. Its his top priority he said.

Do you still think that passes for humor?

OklahomaTuba
3/8/2010, 06:01 PM
Do you still think that passes for humor?What, that Obama is "focusing like a lazer" on unemployment???

Yeah, that's pretty funny, in a way.

TUSooner
3/8/2010, 06:37 PM
This thread is dog barf even by the ordinary low standards for SO political threads.
:D

Scott D
3/8/2010, 06:40 PM
Tuba's off his game. Must have a new office not facing the titty bar.

StoopTroup
3/8/2010, 07:02 PM
IMO...there is nothing better than a nice fresh cracker.

SoonerInKCMO
3/8/2010, 07:04 PM
Tuba's off his game. Must have a new office not facing the titty bar.

What? You mean he used to have one that did face the titty bar? Why can't I get that job?? :mad:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/8/2010, 08:20 PM
What, that Obama is "focusing like a lazer" on unemployment???

Yeah, that's pretty funny, in a way.I doubt he got the joke. Lefticioners cling to a belief that govt. spending (instead of tax cuts) stimulate the economy.

Crucifax Autumn
3/8/2010, 10:18 PM
Why did stereotyping have to ruin perfectly good watermelons. Watermelons are awesome. Why do they have to be associated with being racist? I love watermelons! If I could be munching on a watermelon right now, I would be! Mmmmm... so awesome. I love you, watermelon!

But do you eat them on the porch while singing spirituals and watching the kids swing from treelimbs while they wait for the corn pone and collared greens to be ready?

Seriosly...Watermelons aren't racist...context and throwing in all that other sh*t is.

Zbird
3/8/2010, 10:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwiNikWcx-U&feature=player_embedded
:pop:

Dan "What's the frequency Kenneth?" Rather? A solid, trustworthy guy like him said that?

TopDawg
3/9/2010, 03:52 AM
I doubt he got the joke. Lefticioners cling to a belief that govt. spending (instead of tax cuts) stimulate the economy.

I doubt you got the point.

47straight
3/9/2010, 05:55 AM
Rather probably forged the papers showing the president's low quarterly sales.

MrJimBeam
3/9/2010, 06:32 AM
Why can't I get that job?? :mad:

Obama

badger
3/9/2010, 06:43 AM
But do you eat them on the porch while singing spirituals and watching the kids swing from treelimbs while they wait for the corn pone and collared greens to be ready?

Seriosly...Watermelons aren't racist...context and throwing in all that other sh*t is.

I eat the white seeds but spit out the dark ones. :eek:

;)

Boomer.....
3/9/2010, 07:04 AM
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delhalew
3/9/2010, 03:15 PM
You're all a bunch of racists! I suggest no one speak...ever.

Racism will have to wait till we master telepathy.

StoopTroup
3/9/2010, 04:47 PM
Maybe we could get a decent definition of the word. The english language has multiple meanings for the word "Love" for example.

When someone calls me racist...I think sometimes they are just telling me they Love me. Then I file a restraining order on them and sue for sexual harrassment.