Boogers

[Veritas]

I think boogers are my favorite thing that nobody every talks about.

Seriously, blowing your nose in the morning and having like 10 great big boogers in the kleenex is second only to a good dump.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Amen.

After a good snotlocker, I get to enjoy big black ones.

Out of context innuendo, GO!

[BudSooner]

It's even better if you blow the snot out in the shower.

[Turd_Ferguson]

It's even better if you blow the snot out in the shower.Deans gonna card ya for that one:D

[BudSooner]

Deans gonna card ya for that one:D
Good thing I didn't say blow burnt orange snot in the shower, hell I might get banned.

[Collier11]

Snot rockets are awesome, outside, in the shower, wherever, they rock

[oumartin]

Speaking of which, I have a head cold now and after I get up the best remedy is to let the hot shower water hit the back of my neck for about 10 minutes after I wash and such. Great way to clear the sinues and when you blow into the TP or kleenex all that yellow goo looks very gross.

[Crucifax Autumn]

This threas is SOOOOOOOOO Sexy!

[MrJimBeam]

I use the heel of my hand to loosen those suckers up. Then a hockey blow. Got to loosen'em up though. Like shaking a pecan tree.

[Crucifax Autumn]

The thumbnail dig accompanied by the index finger pushdown is a lifesaver.

[BudSooner]

I use the heel of my hand to loosen those suckers up. Then a hockey blow. Got to loosen'em up though. Like shaking a pecan tree.

Yes sir, same technique here and if it gets bad enough I will get the shop vac out.:D

[soonerbrat]

Deans gonna card ya for that one:D

nah, he only cares if they stick to the wall. just make sure it goes down the drain

[Veritas]

I think our society would be in a better place if everyone admitted that a) they pick their nose and b) it's awesomely fun.

I should run for office.

[NormanPride]

I'd vote for you on that platform alone. Maybe a campaign promise to get girls to admit they fart.

[Veritas]

I'd vote for you on that platform alone. Maybe a campaign promise to get girls to admit they fart.
I'd have that and two other planks:
1) No convertibles sold to non-hot girls.
2) No spandex, stretch pants, or similar sold to fatties.

[Soonrboy]

Good tight pimples that hit the mirror when you pop them are a favorite of mine.

[Veritas]

Good tight pimples that hit the mirror when you pop them are a favorite of mine.
YES! God who doesn't love that.

[Czar Soonerov]

kighOUC8Ig8

[soonerboomer93]

I like blowing a big snot rocket before I hit the gym. Make sure the sinus is clear before I work out.

[Collier11]

I'd vote for you on that platform alone. Maybe a campaign promise to get girls to admit they fart.

I dont want girls admitting that they fart or deuce, as far as im concerned they do neither :D

[NormanPride]

But sometimes they get all uppity about it, and that makes me :eddie:

[SoonerInKCMO]

It makes you drunk? :confused:

[proud gonzo]

heh