Leaving Evidence at the Scene

[Crucifax Autumn]

This takes it to all new heights of stupidity:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/around-the-nation/video-child-left-behind-during.html

[King Crimson]

like i always say: crime is one thing, but dumb crime is another.

Colorado had a football player steal from the campus bookstore and leave his credit card in the store. not as bad as a baby, but still dumb.

[AlbqSooner]

Teach your children well . . .

[Crucifax Autumn]

At least they weren't getting gay married!

[Leroy Lizard]

They will be soon.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Yep...I'm pretty sure that dude will be hugging a shower wall soon.

[Leroy Lizard]

According to Tool, he will later be dispensing it as much as he is taking it.