Whats your NFL combine player profile

[Collier11]

C11 6'2'' 238lbs

DE or TE

Good lateral speed, straight ahead speed not great

40 yd dash 4.9

[badger]

My Wonderlic score is ummm... about 44, because I skipped the two hardest questions and then cruised through the rest :D

What is yours?

Link! (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228test.html)

[Collier11]

how man points do you get for each answer?

[fadada1]

5'9" - 175lbs

at my best:
-265 bench
-37" vertical
-sub 5 minute mile
-masters degree

current:
-able to move bench if motivated
-can still grab bottom of net
-can walk 18 holes in under 4 hours
-can color inside the lines

[PDXsooner]

A lot of guys will give their size as if it's comparable -- my buddy likes to compare himself to NFL corners, he's 5'9" 200. Well, there's a difference between 200 pounds of fast-twitch muscle fiber and 200 pounds of fat mortgage lender.

I'd like to know people's body fat %. that would make the guy saying he's 6'2" 250 a little less impressive when we know he's 25% fat.

also, i've learned over the years to automatically filter the answer any time a guy tells you his bench press max, dick size, or vertical jump. you can normally take 20+ pounds off his bench answer, 2-3 inches off his pecker size, and about a foot off the vertical.

oh, also how many women they've slept with. if they tell you it's 40, it's probably 20.

[Collier11]

Well since this thread was created just to be silly, I really dont think your opinions are very valid

[Leroy Lizard]

My Wonderlic score is ummm... about 44, because I skipped the two hardest questions and then cruised through the rest

For kicks, I guessed on every question and still beat Vince Young.

[badger]

For the link I provided it's about 3.3 points per question.

[SunnySooner]

Then I'm with you, Badg, I skipped the 2 hardest, got all the rest right. We'd be great QB's I just know it.:D :P ;)

[Collier11]

I got a 36.3

[PDXsooner]

Well since this thread was created just to be silly, I really dont think your opinions are very valid

clearly you fall into the non-athletic, small-dicked, can't get laid category...

[DakotaSooner]

6'1" 235.....overweight Army Veteran that has some heart....but like Rudy would never make All-American.

Just watched some Chinese chick fall over backwards on womes aerials so I got that going for me.

[Curly Bill]

6-3 195 lbs receiver

Right now could probably run about a 5.2 40 (really did once run a 4.57), my vertical is prolly like 20 inches, and I have been lifting some so I can bench a whopping 235.

edit...I can still dunk a B-ball, but damn it takes a long time to get loose enough to do it these days. :(

[Collier11]

clearly you fall into the non-athletic, small-dicked, can't get laid category...

oh man, ya got me there :rolleyes:

[Curly Bill]

I prolly have a better arm than Colt McCoy! :P

[Collier11]

When I was in HS before I hurt my arm I could throw a football 60yds, last time I tried I threw it 48yds

[Curly Bill]

Coaching football two years ago I could still throw it 50 (pretty good air under it :D ). I haven't thrown a football since then though.


...and no, I don't miss coaching football one tiny bit, what a grind.

[Collier11]

yea mine had some air under em, I wasnt throwing frozen ropes 60yds, thats for sure

[Crucifax Autumn]

What position is good for fat, lazy, and drunk?

[Collier11]

Kicker?

[OU_Sooners75]

What position is good for fat, lazy, and drunk?


That would be a kicker...ever see "The Replacements?"

LOL

[OU_Sooners75]

clearly you fall into the non-athletic, small-dicked, can't get laid category...


clearly you fall into the doosher category.

[My Opinion Matters]

I'm 6'6 and 230, but I've never circumsised any orphans, so I'm clearly not qualified to be a quarterback.

[TUSooner]

Ideal for reliable retrieval of kicking tee after kickoffs. Versatile enough to also ensure consistent availablity of gatorade and to handle sweaty clothing and equipment left on field or locker-room floor.

[oudavid1]

6'1" - 135lbs

at my best:
-145 bench
-26" vertical
-4.7 40 yard dash

current:
-Played Quarterback, Wide Reciever, Holder
-Voted Oklahoma 6A 1st Team Holder
-Special Teams Captain
-Smart, But not very big or strong

Desired Postition - Holder

[badger]

Then I'm with you, Badg, I skipped the 2 hardest, got all the rest right. We'd be great QB's I just know it.:D :P ;)

The key to the Wonderlic seems to be much like the ACT - you randomly guess at the ones you don't know, but make sure you get to the ones you have a chance of getting right.

But, no spending extra time on any question, hence skipping the tough ones. You only get 12 minutes for 50 questions, after all. They must know that football players don't wanna take a big long exam. What are they, college students?! :D

[Collier11]

I'm 6'6 and 230, but I've never circumsised any orphans, so I'm clearly not qualified to be a quarterback.

what about good ol American homeless kids?

[My Opinion Matters]

what about good ol American homeless kids?

I'm under strict instructions from my attorney to not discuss that matter, but those homeless kids were practically begging me to touch ther weenies.

[Collier11]

They do beg a lot :eek:

[Collier11]

6'1" - 135lbs



Eat some fudging Steak or something, damn!!!

[soonermix]

well i only got 1 wrong on the wonderlic but i didn't time myself couldn't have taken more than 5 min though

6'2" - 315 lbs (very high body fat % so no it is not impressive )
probably runnin in the very high 5's right now
could probably get 1-2 reps on the bench


btw does anybody know how to solve that 48000 word question i'd like to know

[cheezyq]

I have to post different numbers...one for my playing days, and one for now, as I'd be playing VERY different positions. :)

1993/4:

6'3" 155 lbs.
4.55 40-yd dash
Don't remember the other stats. I could jump pretty high and far, have long arms and large hands, decently coordinated. I could bench a few strands of straw a bunch of times. Obviously I was a WR at that weight, but I also played some free safety and corner.

2010:
6'3" 285 lbs.
Um...probably could hit 5.2 in the 40 if I were chasing a giant jelly donut.
I'm significantly stronger than I used to be now that I can throw some weight around. The only position I play now is the one where I have a remote control in my hand.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

6'6" 245lbs
TE DE or LB in a 3-4 scheme

Solid hands, good route runner.
Hard hitter with good instincts.
Lateral speed hasn't been tested much since I blew out my knee completely but straight ahead speed is good for a big man.

[My Opinion Matters]

well i only got 1 wrong on the wonderlic but i didn't time myself couldn't have taken more than 5 min though

6'2" - 315 lbs (very high body fat % so no it is not impressive )
probably runnin in the very high 5's right now
could probably get 1-2 reps on the bench


btw does anybody know how to solve that 48000 word question i'd like to know

This one?


13. Three individuals form a partnership and agree to divide the profits equally. X invests $9,000, Y invests $7,000, Z invests $4,000. If the profits are $4,800, how much less does X receive than if the profits were divided in proportion to the amount invested?

x+y=z=20,000
4,800/3=1,600
x=45% of 20,000.
45% of 4800= 2160
2160-1600=560.

[pappy]

6'3" 209
QB/WR
Vertical used to be 39" but is probably more like 32-34" now. I can throw it about 60 yards in the air...not rope.
forty 4.5 when I played college bball a few years ago and I still play all the time, but my forty is probably more like a 4.7 these days.
Bench was 280 and there is no way I could get that right now. I haven't done bench in a while I usually do a mix of free weights and machine when I lift and I do the bench machine which only goes up to 250 so I have no idea. I can get 250 on the machine but I seriously doubt I could get 250 on free weight bench.