View Full Version : I need a complete physical....
StoopTroup
2/18/2010, 09:51 AM
...from Dr. Jennifer Ashton. I'll pay cash for the co-pay too. :D
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2009/04/01/image4908812g.jpg
Saw her on CBS Morning Show this morning. I think she's really working on that On-air image. Wow.
Boomer.....
2/18/2010, 10:00 AM
I'd let her use 3 fingers.
C&CDean
2/18/2010, 10:05 AM
A "total relief" physical?
You've never seen me in a bikini.
OU4LIFE
2/18/2010, 11:07 AM
yes I have
1890MilesToNorman
2/18/2010, 11:10 AM
"Turn your head and cough boys, the doctors in the house."
Crucifax Autumn
2/18/2010, 12:43 PM
I'd let her use 3 fingers.
The prostate's a hell of an organ. :P
StoopTroup
2/18/2010, 12:45 PM
Is there a rock band named Prostate?
Crucifax Autumn
2/18/2010, 12:46 PM
No, that's Buttfinger.
StoopTroup
2/18/2010, 12:47 PM
Iron Buttfinger? :D
soonersis
2/18/2010, 12:50 PM
This is funny since she's a gynecologist. You confessing something here ST?
TUSooner
2/18/2010, 12:54 PM
You've never seen me in a bikini.
You do that to induce vomiting?
Stitch Face
2/18/2010, 12:58 PM
You do that to induce vomiting?
It's a vagal maneuver.
Crucifax Autumn
2/18/2010, 01:24 PM
Iron Buttfinger? :D
Buttmint?
Partial Qualifier
2/18/2010, 01:41 PM
"Doctor Fivehead!"
"Paging Doctor Fivehead; you're needed in the emergency room!"
;)
hellogoodbye
2/18/2010, 01:50 PM
"Doctor Fivehead!"
"Paging Doctor Fivehead; you're needed in the emergency room!"
;)
exactly what i was thinking
SunnySooner
2/18/2010, 04:25 PM
My ortho who did my knee surgeries was a total hottie, I think those guys need their muscles, orthopedics can require some brute force. He was taking a sabbatical and sailing for a year with his family before he took a fellowship. I offered to be his first mate.:D :D :D
My anesthesiologist when I had my son was gorgeous as well. Or it coulda just been that I was in so much pain and he had really good drugs. He was beautiful to me.
nighttrain12
2/19/2010, 12:52 AM
Moon river!
StoopTroup
2/19/2010, 12:13 PM
This is funny since she's a gynecologist. You confessing something here ST?
Now see...I knew that might come up butt something like that just reinforces that Jennifer knows exactly how to make things very appealing to a man, especially a man like me. She's an expert on one of my favorite things. I bet we could talk for hours. :D
Tulsa_Fireman
2/19/2010, 12:15 PM
This is probably the ONLY existence in the history of mankind where your spouse bringing her work home with her is a GOOD thing.
Bong.
picasso
2/19/2010, 12:30 PM
I think it moved.
StoopTroup
2/19/2010, 12:42 PM
:D
Okla-homey
2/19/2010, 06:36 PM
Our family doc has a Nurse Practitioner who is hotter than a two-dollar pistol. When I need a doc to look at something or other, I ask for her. She listens better than my doc too...which is probably a natural female trait.
Just sayin'
Here's a thought though. How come wimmen doc types don't insist on a witness when examining a feller, unlike the vicey versy? Methinks its because no male worth his man card would make a fuss if she "took liberties," unlike the opposite scenario. Not that said hawt NP would ever make a move on my fat white arse anyway. But I can dream can't I?
I think they are supposed to have someone in with them as well when a female examines you, Homey. We have horny doctors and under-worked lawyers to thank for that one.
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