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JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 12:14 PM
often times not get filled to the very top, when at a bar?

really starting to grind my gears.

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:26 PM
well as a former bartender for several of my college years I can tell you that they train you to fill up the glass with 1 inch of head at the top

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:34 PM
well as a former bartender for several of my college years I can tell you that they train you to fill up the glass with 1 inch of head at the top

is that the same size of your penis?

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:36 PM
Dbl post for that lame joke, is that all you got Jlew, geez

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:37 PM
lol, this internet is ****ed up! i'm stealing wireless as we speak

SteelClip49
2/10/2010, 03:38 PM
boo hoo hoo jlew, lol.

If that's the case....you might just actually spill some as you lift it up to drink it therefore placing the blame on yourself.

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:39 PM
boo hoo hoo jlew, lol.

If that's the case....you might just actually spill some as you lift it up to drink it therefore placing the blame on yourself.

no way :D

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 03:41 PM
Buy bottled beer, it's the same ever damn time.

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:44 PM
Buy bottled beer, it's the same ever damn time.

ah, ha!

so you think my friend..

bottle beer usually cost a lil more. I'm a fan 23ounce beers for 3bucks.

or just go 1.50 drafts (10 ounce)

or 16 ounce 2 dollars

which do yall prefer,? price is the little factor for me. depends how i feel like drinking. can't go wrong with the pints, (16ounce)

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:45 PM
I prefer draft beer

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 03:45 PM
I pay $1.90 per bottle fer my Bud Light. That draft crap give me a headache.

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:46 PM
pu**y ^

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 03:47 PM
Member, I'm old and ****.

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 03:48 PM
So respect yer drunken elders Collier.

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:48 PM
old azz pu**y :D

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 03:49 PM
LOL :D

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:50 PM
I'm at applebees kinda guy, and love laughing at people talking sports... kinda like how yall laugh at me...

last night i heard that Sam Bradford what a RS Senior, for the 2009 season

Boomer Mooner
2/10/2010, 03:52 PM
Some times a nice tip get's the mug filled to the top. Plus you probably won't be waiting for the bartender/waiter once you're ready for a refill.

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:53 PM
I'm at applebees kinda guy, and love laughing at people talking sports... kinda like how yall laugh at me...

last night i heard that Sam Bradford what a RS Senior, for the 2009 season

Applebees sucks huge dong but I do like the good ol Brutus

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:53 PM
yep, went to a bar last night for the first time, new to the area... game him a 20 dollar tip on a 16 tab.

hopefully the hookups are coming

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:54 PM
Applebees sucks huge dong but I do like the good ol Brutus

half price appetizers past 10. 3 dollar tall beers. not loud

my loud days are over.. as far as bars.. i hate touching people/bumping into them

XingTheRubicon
2/10/2010, 03:55 PM
Maybe you get less beer if you have a napkin in your hair.

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 03:56 PM
There's a reason why beer rhymes with queer.

There's a reason why the song goes "whiskey for my men and beer for my faggoty buddies..."

Men drink whiskey. A social beer every now and again is acceptable, as long as it's washing down a solid pull of whiskey, neat.

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:56 PM
half price appetizers past 10. 3 dollar tall beers. not loud

my loud days are over.. as far as bars.. i hate touching people/bumping into them

BS, when football season rolls around it will be in full effect

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:57 PM
There's a reason why beer rhymes with queer.

There's a reason why the song goes "whiskey for my men and beer for my faggoty buddies..."

Men drink whiskey. A social beer every now and again is acceptable, as long as it's washing down a solid pull of whiskey, neat.

whiskey on a regular basis is for those who have alcoholism

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 03:58 PM
whiskey on a regular basis is for those who have alcoholism

:dean:

Collier11
2/10/2010, 03:58 PM
heh

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 03:59 PM
pfffft. I know a lot more beeraholics than whiskeyholics. Besides, whiskey helps me keep my girlish figure, and I don't have to drink 4 gallons of the **** to cop a buzz.

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 03:59 PM
Someday you young goo gobblers will understand.

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:01 PM
BS, when football season rolls around it will be in full effect

If I'm not at a game. I'm home alone usually. 18 pack. 50 inch (soon to be)


I'll sometimes watch games at bars. never my teams tho really. Last year i went up to watch the Colts vs Jags at Buffalo Wild Wings in Tyler, on a Thursday. I was playing fantasy football against some dude in the first round of the playoffs. My QB David Garrard and WR Reggie Wayne, and TE Dallas Clark combined for over 60 points in a Thursday night..

it was cool :)

Collier11
2/10/2010, 04:01 PM
I completely understand the difference unfortunately, with liquor I need 4 or 5 stout drinks and im good to go, I need about 15 beers.

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 04:02 PM
yep, went to a bar last night for the first time, new to the area... game him a 20 dollar tip on a 16 tab.

hopefully the hookups are coming

If yer tipping $20 on $16 then you got more problems then the tender pouring yer beer to the top. :P

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:02 PM
If yer tipping $20 on $16 then you got more problems then the tender pouring yer beer to the top. :P

It was an investment!

Collier11
2/10/2010, 04:03 PM
True, like basic addition

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 04:03 PM
$5 would have got his attention too!

Boomer Mooner
2/10/2010, 04:05 PM
There's a reason why beer rhymes with queer.

There's a reason why the song goes "whiskey for my men and beer for my faggoty buddies..."

Men drink whiskey. A social beer every now and again is acceptable, as long as it's washing down a solid pull of whiskey, neat.

Do you consider ice cubes acceptable?

SteelClip49
2/10/2010, 04:06 PM
half price appetizers past 10. 3 dollar tall beers. not loud

my loud days are over.. as far as bars.. i hate touching people/bumping into them


What if a fine azz woman bumped up against you for a few moments would you complain?

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:06 PM
Or a hot carl.

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 04:07 PM
Carl was the bartender.

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:08 PM
Do you consider ice cubes acceptable?

Personally? Nay. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to drop a cube or two into a glass of whiskey. Now when you go pouring water, soda, jizz, etc. into your whiskey you may as well just come completely out.

Boomer Mooner
2/10/2010, 04:08 PM
Carl was the bartender.

The one that got the $20 tip on the $16 tab. Hmmm.

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:09 PM
Like I said, hot carl.

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:09 PM
What if a fine azz woman bumped up against you for a few moments would you complain?

taken.

the lady does go to strip clubs with me and my buddies on occasion.. I'm not allowed to go without here, which is acceptable.

not like we go a lot. 3 times a year prob.

SteelClip49
2/10/2010, 04:14 PM
even if you are taken you should still like it.

Consider it a compliment!

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:16 PM
oh for sure, i wouldn't mind it at all. but since i got fat about a year ago, i don't think it happens as much to me.

Boomer.....
2/10/2010, 04:17 PM
I don't have the cajones to drink straight liquor (unless it's a shot). Jack and Dr. Pepper's for this guy and usually more jack than coke though.

Normally it's just beer though.

Boomer Mooner
2/10/2010, 04:19 PM
Personally? Nay. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to drop a cube or two into a glass of whiskey. Now when you go pouring water, soda, jizz, etc. into your whiskey you may as well just come completely out.

I've been getting real crusty in my old age. Whiskey just doesn't taste right without cigar smoke too (but I do like the ice).

SteelClip49
2/10/2010, 04:20 PM
oh for sure, i wouldn't mind it at all. but since i got PHAT about a year ago, i don't think it happens as much to me.

Oh I am sure you will get your fair sure of drive-by stiffies!

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:20 PM
It doesn't take cajones. It takes a finely developed sense of taste.

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:22 PM
And I feel all dirty even posting in here. We've got a couple teenagers yacking about some bar skank rubbing on them and copping wood. Jeez.

Here's some advice. When she's got your dick in her hand, while whispering in your ear "how about some parking lot head" THEN you can get all woodied.

1890MilesToNorman
2/10/2010, 04:22 PM
Whiskey takes a liver transplant in my case.

My young whiskey days are over.

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:22 PM
when i was 15 i hated beer. i got drink off 4 Smirnoff's my first time.

second time i had Vodka and OJ, screwdriver

third time, I'm starting to get addicted to this alcohol stuff. would get 35% Smirnoff Vanilla twist vodka, mix with coke. Vanilla Coke. loved it.. drank it for months. Then one night i had a bad night, threw up... have never tasted Vanilla anything since then. I'm 22 now. If i had a vanilla coke, i would throw up on the first sip. i can still taste it from years ago... eww

C&CDean
2/10/2010, 04:23 PM
Somebody is already drinking...

JLEW1818
2/10/2010, 04:24 PM
And I feel all dirty even posting in here. We've got a couple teenagers yacking about some bar skank rubbing on them and copping wood. Jeez.

Here's some advice. When she's got your dick in her hand, while whispering in your ear "how about some parking lot head" THEN you can get all woodied.

do you let the youngest one sip on some Whiskey? :D

Chuck Bao
2/10/2010, 04:38 PM
I would most certainly drink single malts neat or with ice. But, there is nothing wrong with drinking the blended whiskies, like Johnnie Walker, with Diet Coke or the such.

We have gone over this topic several times. I drink Johnnie Walker because it is not expensive and I can drink a bottle of it at one sitting without feeling ill or smelling like a skunk the next day. Even some of the expensive stuff has something unpleasant that sweats out in the tropical heat the next day. But, that might just be me.

Besides that, I don't sip anything.

Boomer Mooner
2/10/2010, 04:49 PM
I like the Kentucky Bourbons. Been drinking some stuff called "Buffalo Trace" lately that's pretty good.

Haven't tried it with Dr. Pepper or Vanilla Coke yet though!

Oldnslo
2/10/2010, 05:57 PM
I have read this thread and carefully considered the information herein.

I agree with Brother Dean. And as I've stated before, ANYTIME he and I agree on ANYTHING, you can be sure that it's the way to go.

Find a Kentucky Bourbon you like. You can also find a Scotch or two to enjoy. After that, you'll find that you only drink beer occasionally, if at all. And, when you do drink beer, it isn't something that's available from the corner store, unless you're at a social function where the people don't really know one another.

You can order the bourbon on the rocks, but you want the Scotch neat.

You're welcome.

IBleedCrimson
2/11/2010, 12:14 AM
brew your own beer. much cheaper and waaaayyyy better than anything the big three (bud miller coors) have on the market. plus its fun answering questions like "what u do this weekend" with "i racked 6 gallons of amber ale to secondary"

JLEW1818
2/11/2010, 12:23 AM
lol i had a history teacher tell me once

"If you brew your own beer, and f it up, u will be sick"

IBleedCrimson
2/11/2010, 01:06 AM
havent had a batch get infected yet :knock knock: sippin a homebrewed hefeweizen right now.... mmmm. 6.3% alcohol and made in my closet. delicious