Is there a better way to start the work day?

[ADs_Agent]

Than with a cup of coffee and a muffin/donut/bagel? Today is Donut Friday so I got to enjoy a tall cup of coffee in my red star bucks mug with a bear claw. Gonna be a good day folks.

[sooner_born_1960]

A cup of coffee and a big plate of meat and eggs.

[C&CDean]

A cup of coffee and a big plate of meat and eggs.

****in' A! Donuts are for homos.

[SoonerEMT]

Donuts are an acceptable part of a nutritious breakfast... Just add the eggs, and bacon and sausage to go with it... It's all good... Just don't add any cream or sugar to the coffee, because then that would be gay...

I mean, if Donuts were gay, would this be true?
http://mattstone.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bffb053ef0115715898b0970c-350wi

[Position Limit]

donuts suck. muffin? please. bagel? maybe it it's loaded with lox and capers but good luck finding that in this state. like the above poster wrote, meat and eggs and large BLACK coffee for me.

[1890MilesToNorman]

Beer and wimmins get me going in the morn.

[StoopTroup]

A guy I work with has been working midnight shift for years. I don't know how they do it and still be productive but he does it. Yesterday he said he started his morning with two melotonin strips and a glass of wine.

How's that one for ya. :D

[OUMallen]

Sexual gratification and black coffee. Or a Pepsi Max.

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[NormanPride]

Pancakes.

[Fraggle145]

A cup of coffee and a big plate of meat and eggs.

You forgot something... it should be: A blow job, followed by a cup of coffee, big plate of meat and eggs, and some mother****ing biscuits and gravy..

[texas bandman]

A low carb breakfast bar that tastes like cardboard and a diet Dr. Pepper. Diabetes sucks. I'd like eggs and bacon, but I can't get my lazy butt out of bed in time to fix them.

[StoopTroup]

A low carb breakfast bar that tastes like cardboard and a diet Dr. Pepper.

Mmmmmmmmm....

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You forgot something... it should be: A blow job, followed by a cup of coffee, big plate of meat and eggs, and some mother****ing biscuits and gravy..

Write this moment down.

Head >>>>>>>>> meat n' eggs.

[StoopTroup]

But both and you have a very strange Restaurant that might soon have some legal problems.

[NormanPride]

Not in Vegas.

[SoonerJack]

<homer simpson> mmm donuts </homer simpson>

[soonermix]

yeah i think i have heard of that restaurant in vegas called BJ and eggs

[jkjsooner]

A low carb breakfast bar that tastes like cardboard and a diet Dr. Pepper. Diabetes sucks. I'd like eggs and bacon, but I can't get my lazy butt out of bed in time to fix them.

That's exactly how I start many days. The dentist doesn't like the Diet Dr. Pepper but he can stick it.

Every now and then I'll stop by McD's and every once in a while someone will bring in bagels.

[MamaMia]

I take apple fritters and vanilla pudding filled Long johns into work for everyone on Mondays. It kind of takes the sting out of having to work on that day.

[Stitch Face]

I usually take McD's in for "the gals" on Fridays.


"Would you like to try a new Junior McSkillet burrito?"

"HELL YES I WOULD!"