Gary Andersen...

[goingoneight]

... sings "Pants on the ground" in the public restroom stall.

[goingoneight]

... gives recruits his pager number.

[KantoSooner]

suffering withdrawal, are we?

[goingoneight]

... digs up coach threads to see if they can outlast the Bronco Mendenhall thread.

[CrimsonCommando]

used to do magic tricks and star in Night Court...with Bull

[badger]

...not only spells son "sen," but also pronounces it "sen" when speaking.

[goingoneight]

... has a sen and a dolter.

[IronHorseSooner]

...was a decent kicker back in the day.

[BoomerJ]

Is this the coach at Idaho State?

If so......

He loves to take a dump in a shoe box and wrap it up for dirty santa Christmas parties.

[goingoneight]

... calls it his "doodie santa."

[badger]

... started preschool off with his teacher announcing his name as 'Ary Ganderson. Kids teased him mercilessly for the next 13 years throughout grade school. He still cries in his sleep about being 'Ary.

[goingoneight]

... keeps a gun by his bed just in case the boogeyman rings his doorbell.

[goingoneight]

... believes in Mr. Hankey.

[badger]

... has to start every recruiting pitch by explaining that he is not from Utah, nor from Brigham Young, but that there is in fact another division one program in the state of utah.

... continues the recruiting pitch by explaining that the Aggies he coaches are not even the Texas A&M variety.

...gets hung up on a lot during recruiting pitches.

[goingoneight]

... coaches a big family named "Aggies"

[badger]

...hired to replace a 3-9 coach last season.

...rewarded Utah State by going 4-8.

[goingoneight]

... says "John Blake went from 3-8 to 4-7 to 5-6 to 7-5 to 13-0!!! Give me a 10-year contract and I can do that."

... then calls his agent to see if he thinks the AD bought it.

[BoomerJ]

Finds it clever to misplace the words in Tom Petty's "Free Fallin" to Free Ballin'

[goingoneight]

... listens to Michael Bolton.

[King Crimson]

doesn't buy tightie whities for the quality....

[BoomerJ]

Buys his tighty whities at garage sales.

[goingoneight]

... doesn't see the humor in "Mormon Aggies."

[BoomerJ]

Thinks a mormon aggie has the right to multiple relationships with sheep.

[goingoneight]

... pees in the shower...

... even when his wife is taking a bath.

[goingoneight]

... told me to bump his thread.

[badger]

... determines his first opponent of the season based on how big the payout is, not how big the arse whoopin' will be.

...with OU, got the biggest in both worlds.

[goingoneight]

... left Tennessee for Utah State. :D

... not really.

[BoomerJ]

Thinks the new movie 'Cop Out' deserves an oscar.

[goingoneight]

... eats Spam for Thanksgiving dinner.

[goingoneight]

... would be favored by 14.5 if he had Texas recruits.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Gotta love some Utah State smack. :P

[Dio]

...just wants to cuddle

[Mad Dog Madsen]

...is honored to have a thread on SF.com

[badger]

... is waiting by the phone for the Pac-10 invite, since he hears that other states have been forced to let their little brudder tag along during any conference reallignment talk

[BoomerJ]

Will someday replace the entire collection of porcelain Precious Moments in his office with rings and trophies.

[delhalew]

Is full of pride after hearing the Aggies were invited to the SEC...but is confused that Slive is not returning his calls.

[goingoneight]

... thinks we should fire KW and BV.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....put himself through college being a part-time "fluffer"

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

[badger]

... wonders what's so real about MLS team "Real Salt Lake"

[Soonez]

Tells Out of state recruits that if the go to BYU, they'll have to wear magic underwear under their pads.