How To Suck At Facebook

[KC//CRIMSON]

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[Crucifax Autumn]

If I could crap a mountain lion I'd post a picture right here in the SO.

[soonerinkaty]

Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's why I like the big girls!

[soonerinkaty]

Thats why aggies dig the swine.

[TUSooner]

I suck at it just by failing to look at my page or post any updates for months at a time!

[silverwheels]

Not having a facebook account is awesome.

[jkjsooner]

They forgot to mention the ones who post urban legends over and over. It doesn't matter how many times you point them to snopes.com, they just refuse to do due dilligence.

You know what? Someone in Minnesota with license plate # XXX did not just kidnap a child.

Putting something about Haiti relief as your status update will not trigger Facebook to donate a dollar to Haiti relief. You want money to go to Haiti, donate your own damn money.

[tommieharris91]

You know what's really fun? When people post something really partisan as their status, then cite rushlimbaugh.com, moveon.org or zeitgeist.com. Makes you really believable...