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setem
1/28/2010, 01:06 PM
I am about trudge out into the bad weather and to the store. I know I should have done this yesterday but I went to the Thunder Game instead!

I need to procure these items: at least 6 D Cell Batteries, 1 Gallon of Milk, 4 Tins of Chili, 1 Box of Saltine Crackers, 2 Loaves of Bread, Package of Bologna, 1 Package of Salami, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal, Strawberry Awake Cereal, Raisin Bran Cereal, 1 Package of Oatmeal Cookies, 2 or 3 Gallons of Water, 12 Pack of Fresca, 3 Onions, 1 Tin of Spam, 2 Tins of Sardines and 1 Box of Delicious Triscuit Crackers. Hope all of that is still available! Wish me luck and everyone stay safe!

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Veritas
1/28/2010, 01:06 PM
Don't forget your AK.

King Crimson
1/28/2010, 01:14 PM
there's a recall on a lot of salami. be careful. though, in a disaster situ that's a good buy. lasts even without refrigeration (it's intended original purpose). apples too. peanut butter is always a good buy for the doomsday. water over milk, you might have to hike out when the aliens come.

hershey bars. you are spending way too much on packaged items for doomsday.

okiewaker
1/28/2010, 01:19 PM
Good luck. Homeland by my house was slim pickens this morning.

OULenexaman
1/28/2010, 01:57 PM
you should be good on the Spam......I'm pretty sure on that one....

Breadburner
1/28/2010, 01:59 PM
You better get somethin to smoke while you are at it......

GottaHavePride
1/28/2010, 02:02 PM
You better get somethin to smoke while you are at it......

What, like a brisket?





Heh.

setem
1/28/2010, 06:51 PM
I am not back in 10 minutes...call the police!

OULenexaman
1/28/2010, 11:43 PM
I am not back in 10 minutes...call the police! So did you get Spam?? Spam Spam Spam Spam....it's a Monty Python thing.....

Crucifax Autumn
1/29/2010, 12:56 AM
Yuo forgot hookers and blow.

King Crimson
1/29/2010, 01:01 AM
Yuo forgot hookers and blow.

see, that's different. that's holed up in a highway motel for 2 days with an outdoor ice machine. not necessarily disaster in an exogenous sense, like dirty bombs or anthrax.....more about personal choices which are open to interpretation before and after the fact.

olevetonahill
1/29/2010, 02:10 AM
Anyone called the Police on him yet , I think its been 10 minutes aint it ?

Oh well lets call em tomorrow after noon , He should be thawed out by then .

Collier11
1/29/2010, 03:06 AM
We went yesterday to get dog food and something for dinner and walmart was picked over

I am hoping that when I go to the store tomorrow all the beer isnt gone

Crucifax Autumn
1/29/2010, 03:06 AM
I hope he didn't get into any trouble in an alley.

SteelClip49
1/29/2010, 03:54 AM
That's a lot of fiber!!! Oh and Yay for the sardines and triscuits!!!!!

Chili without beans??

Breadburner
1/29/2010, 04:08 AM
What, like a brisket?





Heh.

Somethin like that cept it smells diffrent when you smoke it....Sort of like a skunk was humping a christmas tree and started a friction fire......:D

Crucifax Autumn
1/29/2010, 04:09 AM
Sounds fantastic!

Collier11
1/29/2010, 04:11 AM
sounds like college for Crux

setem
1/29/2010, 05:01 PM
SAFE!