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Okla-homey
1/27/2010, 02:06 PM
If you are planning on going AWOL in a stolen military vehicle, choose an ordinary sedan, van or pick-up, of which the Army has thousands, and not an up-armored Hummer with an M-60 mount on the roof that does not even run on gasoline.

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/crime/012610awol-soldier-accused-of-stealing-humvee
delhalew
1/27/2010, 02:10 PM
Wow. Well, he's not one of our best and brightest.
RFH Shakes
1/27/2010, 03:48 PM
Is the Humvee not a multi-fuel vehicle? why wouldn't he just put some gas in it? dumass!
Crucifax Autumn
1/27/2010, 07:47 PM
So what if it is? He's still running around in a rather obvious military vehicle with a big effin' gun on it! He's only slightly less obvious than the dude that stole the tank.
AlbqSooner
1/27/2010, 08:00 PM
He's only slightly less obvious than the dude that stole the tank.

Yes, but infinitely more stoppable.:D
Crucifax Autumn
1/27/2010, 08:02 PM
True, this guy didn't take out an assload of cars!