Anal Tears

[JohnnyMack]

Howzit, how do you deal with them?

[GrapevineSooner]

Anal Visine?

[Viking Kitten]

This is totally the best name for a rock band ever, featuring album cover art of a big crying anus. Or just a photo of Glenn Beck.

[picasso]

Lift with the legs.

[GrapevineSooner]

This is totally the best name for a rock band ever, featuring album cover art of a big crying anus. Or just a photo of Glenn Beck.

And if you added Olbermann, they could be the big crying anuses.

[StoopTroup]

Howzit, how do you deal with them?

Seriously JM....Howzit may be able to help but when you are having a personal crisis like that....it's probably best for you to consult your own Doctor rather than look for help on the internet. If you don't believe me...just go over to any whorn message board. You'll quickly understand that what I'm saying is the best way to go about resolving your issue.

[yermom]

JM is it torn, or crying?

i guess it could be both...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I have those after I insist on eating hotlinks smothered in pepperjack cheese..a lot of tears

[Howzit]

http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/cork2.jpg

[soonervegas]

I thought there was already a band out there called the "Anal Tears"? Nevermind, it was Nickelback I was thinking of.

Carry on......

[fadada1]

the question we're all wondering... how did you get said, "anal tear".


wait... let me rethink actually asking that in the first place.

[Howzit]

Tear is code for wart.

Over.

[Viking Kitten]

And if you added Olbermann, they could be the big crying anuses.

No, no, no. Olbermann is a leaking nutsack. Beck alone is the crying anus.

[Soonrboy]

don't it make my brown-eyes blue.

[yermom]

Tear is code for wart.

Over.

leave Norm out of this

:norm:

[Harry Beanbag]

I just have to post because this is the best thread title ever.

And Howzit told me he uses melted butter, real butter not margarine, for his.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I thought this was another thread about ghost peppers.