View Full Version : David Allen Coe arrested
picasso
1/26/2010, 08:53 AM
His mom was drunk when he posted bail.
SoonerProphet
1/26/2010, 11:56 AM
she never even called him by his name.
Frozen Sooner
1/26/2010, 11:58 AM
Country DJs know that he's an outlaw.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 12:02 PM
Get it straight. He was drunk the day his mom got outta prison.
Tulsa_Fireman
1/26/2010, 12:25 PM
I heard the loudmouth in the corner got to him, talking about his earring and his hair.
Frozen Sooner
1/26/2010, 12:31 PM
I guess he didn't read the sign that says he'd been to prison.
Fraggle145
1/26/2010, 12:33 PM
Some one oughta warn him...
Bound to happen when you hang out where bikers stare at cowboys, who are laughing at the hippies, who are praying they'll get out of there alive
Fraggle145
1/26/2010, 12:41 PM
That makes it extra impressive that he's won every fight he ever fought...
Tulsa_Fireman
1/26/2010, 12:43 PM
Can you blame him? With god damned turkeys telling him that he ain't country...
picasso
1/26/2010, 01:15 PM
Get it straight. He was drunk the day his mom got outta prison.
Duh. This is a copycat thread Grannpa.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 02:22 PM
No ****? An honest-to-goodness copycat? Slap my dick purple.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:23 PM
Yeah, David Allen Coe obviously rhymes with Gary Coleman, dumas.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 02:25 PM
Yeah, and Edgar Allen Coe too. He wrote The Crow.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:31 PM
And the Telltale Fart.
Although, personally, I thought it stunk.
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:32 PM
Slap my dick purple.
Got me through high school.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:32 PM
Slapping Dean's dick purple?
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Yeah, David Allen Coe obviously rhymes with Gary Coleman, dumas.
It does in my world Howzie Poo.
Won't you come back and visit?
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Will you make tea? And crumpets?
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Slapping Dean's dick purple?
Yes. He never learned to cover himself between class.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 03:30 PM
Dude, when I was going to class you were still just a twinkle in your daddy's eye.
picasso
1/26/2010, 03:46 PM
But I feel old Dean.:D
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 03:47 PM
You are old, but what does that make me? REALLY ****in' old...
Shirley this is a first time offense for him.
NormanPride
1/26/2010, 04:07 PM
I have never once had a crumpet. And most tea just tastes like hot water to my unrefined hillbilly palate.
StoopTroup
1/26/2010, 11:55 PM
David could make everyone of you pee yourselves just by staring at you from across the room.
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