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picasso
1/26/2010, 08:53 AM
His mom was drunk when he posted bail.
SoonerProphet
1/26/2010, 11:56 AM
she never even called him by his name.
Frozen Sooner
1/26/2010, 11:58 AM
Country DJs know that he's an outlaw.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 12:02 PM
Get it straight. He was drunk the day his mom got outta prison.
Tulsa_Fireman
1/26/2010, 12:25 PM
I heard the loudmouth in the corner got to him, talking about his earring and his hair.
Frozen Sooner
1/26/2010, 12:31 PM
I guess he didn't read the sign that says he'd been to prison.
Fraggle145
1/26/2010, 12:33 PM
Some one oughta warn him...
Dio
1/26/2010, 12:38 PM
Bound to happen when you hang out where bikers stare at cowboys, who are laughing at the hippies, who are praying they'll get out of there alive
Fraggle145
1/26/2010, 12:41 PM
That makes it extra impressive that he's won every fight he ever fought...
Tulsa_Fireman
1/26/2010, 12:43 PM
Can you blame him? With god damned turkeys telling him that he ain't country...
picasso
1/26/2010, 01:15 PM
Get it straight. He was drunk the day his mom got outta prison.

Duh. This is a copycat thread Grannpa.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 02:22 PM
No ****? An honest-to-goodness copycat? Slap my dick purple.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:23 PM
Yeah, David Allen Coe obviously rhymes with Gary Coleman, dumas.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 02:25 PM
Yeah, and Edgar Allen Coe too. He wrote The Crow.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:31 PM
And the Telltale Fart.

Although, personally, I thought it stunk.
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:32 PM
Slap my dick purple.

Got me through high school.
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:32 PM
Slapping Dean's dick purple?
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Yeah, David Allen Coe obviously rhymes with Gary Coleman, dumas.

It does in my world Howzie Poo.

Won't you come back and visit?
Howzit
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Will you make tea? And crumpets?
picasso
1/26/2010, 02:33 PM
Slapping Dean's dick purple?

Yes. He never learned to cover himself between class.
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 03:30 PM
Dude, when I was going to class you were still just a twinkle in your daddy's eye.
picasso
1/26/2010, 03:46 PM
But I feel old Dean.:D
C&CDean
1/26/2010, 03:47 PM
You are old, but what does that make me? REALLY ****in' old...
Mjcpr
1/26/2010, 03:50 PM
Shirley this is a first time offense for him.
NormanPride
1/26/2010, 04:07 PM
I have never once had a crumpet. And most tea just tastes like hot water to my unrefined hillbilly palate.
jaux
1/26/2010, 04:25 PM
Prison Rodeo?
StoopTroup
1/26/2010, 11:55 PM
David could make everyone of you pee yourselves just by staring at you from across the room.