Surely you can't be serious

[SteelPanz]

I am serious....and don't call me Shirley

[SoonerAtKU]

Welcome back, Panzo.

[yermom]

what's your vector, Victor?

[OUDoc]

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[Dio]

A Hospital? What is it?

It's a big white building full of sick people, but that's not important right now...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

What mean essoB bequeathed the one-star treatment? The SHAME!

[Viking Kitten]

You what dey say. See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

[SoonerEMT]

I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

[Hot Rod]

It's like a big Tylenol with wings!

[swardboy]

You what dey say. See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

It's all right stewardess. I speak jive.

[Sooner98]

Woman: "Jus' hang loose blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on da med side."

Jiveman: "What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap."

Woman: "Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"

Jiveman: "Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!"

Woman: "Jive a$s dude don't got no brains anyhow."

[John Kochtoston]

The white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no standing in the red zone.

[Stitch Face]

As soon as I saw this thread I knew I picked the wrong day to quit drinkin'

[Hot Rod]

Bad news. The fog's getting thicker....and Leon is getting larger!

[SunnySooner]

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

In May of 1941, the war had just begun
the Germans had the biggest ships
they had the biggest guns
the Bismarck was the fastest ship
that ever sailed the seas
on her deck were guns as big as steers
and shells as big as trees.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Elain: "I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle"

[Williesan]

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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[picasso]

"I just want you to know, we're all pulling for you."

[OU_Sooners75]

Striker: "I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?"

[OU_Sooners75]

Elaine: "Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

[OU_Sooners75]

Rumack: "The last thing he said to me, 'Doc,' he said, 'Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc,' he said, 'but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.'"

[OU_Sooners75]

Kramer: "All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."