The Sleep Talkin' Man

[KC//CRIMSON]

Some of these are great.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/


"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"My bagder's gonna unleash hell on your *ss. Badgertastic!"

"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty *ucker."

"The stain, the stain. How am I going to explain that *ucking stain?... Oh bollocks."

[Crucifax Autumn]

"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."

[KC//CRIMSON]

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"We haven't got a plank. Just *ucking jump!"

[Crucifax Autumn]

"I must declare these trousers are huuuuge.... mmmhhmmmm.... baggy."

[KC//CRIMSON]

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."