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SteelClip49
1/22/2010, 12:32 PM
I just don't like it. Does that make me a bad person?
Boomer.....
1/22/2010, 12:34 PM
Yes
NormanPride
1/22/2010, 12:41 PM
At this point, your humanity is in doubt. It may make you an excellent lemur, though.
yermom
1/22/2010, 12:43 PM
you might as well start posting pics of spiders, because i think someone will be negging you soon
Frozen Sooner
1/22/2010, 12:45 PM
At this point, your humanity is in doubt. It may make you an excellent lemur, though.

Your propensity towards hating Kindles aside, you are both a gentlemanly and scholarly person.
Frozen Sooner
1/22/2010, 12:45 PM
I just don't like it. Does that make me a bad person?

No. You like bacon. It is definitionally impossible to not like bacon. Obviously, your interpretation of your tastes is wrong. I suggest counseling.
goingoneight
1/22/2010, 12:52 PM
I just don't like it. Does that make me a bad person?

You're a person?

A person... who doesn't like... bacon?

Is that like Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny?
sooner_born_1960
1/22/2010, 12:59 PM
I've never in my life, heard of, or even imagined, a person who doesn't like bacon.
Soonrboy
1/22/2010, 03:09 PM
wtf???
soonermix
1/22/2010, 03:11 PM
at this point i have to question if you are even a person at all.
perhaps you are a walking corpse who only likes brains now?
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2010, 03:12 PM
it makes you ****ing moron with no taste buds
KABOOKIE
1/22/2010, 03:14 PM
Bacon haters is how I identify an America hating terrorist.
TUSooner
1/22/2010, 03:16 PM
No, it makes you worse. :D
Jello Biafra
1/22/2010, 03:23 PM
you may not like to TASTE the bacon but i hear you like the bacon stuck to you.
Crucifax Autumn
1/22/2010, 03:23 PM
Christ...What next? Football and sex?
C&CDean
1/22/2010, 03:41 PM
Know how I know you're gay?
SteelClip49
1/22/2010, 03:58 PM
I like turkey bacon...is that good enough?

Pig bacon is just so not appetizing.
C&CDean
1/22/2010, 04:25 PM
I like turkey bacon...is that good enough?

Pig bacon is just so not appetizing.

Know how I know you're bi?
stoopified
1/22/2010, 04:33 PM
Not liking Bacon does make you a bad person.Bacon, is a good dog.ACTUALLY BILLY BOB, BACON IS A PIG.-Johnathon Moxen.
JohnnyMack
1/22/2010, 04:47 PM
http://www.chasedesigngroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/i2dw5nf19jfx6abqg3ofpev9o1_500.jpg

WANT.
JLEW1818
1/22/2010, 04:51 PM
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm474/jlew1818/bacon-bra-01-1.jpg
C&CDean
1/22/2010, 05:14 PM
http://www.chasedesigngroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/i2dw5nf19jfx6abqg3ofpev9o1_500.jpg

WANT.

Would it be wrong if I said I just emitted a little pre-ejaculatory ooze?

Now those are donuts I'd be all over.
Crucifax Autumn
1/22/2010, 05:15 PM
Would it be wrong if I said I just emitted a little pre-ejaculatory ooze?

Now those are donuts I'd come all over.

Fixed it for thematic consistency. :D
nmsoonergirl
1/22/2010, 05:21 PM
I don't like it either. Not even a little bit. And the smell of bacon cooking makes me vomit. When Mr. NMS learned this about me, I'm pretty sure he thought seriously about breaking it off.
C&CDean
1/22/2010, 05:23 PM
I cannot condone your chosen lifestyle.
SteelClip49
1/22/2010, 11:19 PM
Some women are smart and NM is. Hell, she has dethroned my 2x Scrabble Blast title reign but I like her still!!!
SteelClip49
1/22/2010, 11:19 PM
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm474/jlew1818/bacon-bra-01-1.jpg

would that be a BRACON?
Crucifax Autumn
1/22/2010, 11:46 PM
Just good eatin'!