Funny Texas board thread

[badger]

All of you need to go check this out for offseason laughs. Seriously. You will not regret it:

A UT fan's take on his Rose Bowl experience via MS Paint (http://shaggybevo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=56706)

A special thank you to White House Boy for first posting it on the Fark Board. :D

[SoonerTank]

It says I've been banned over there.

[soonerloyal]

That was Grade A Angus quality, no matter from what side of the Red River it spewed. I LOL'd hard, too.

:D

[NorthernIowaSooner]

the ms paint really takes that to another level, bravo sir bravo. i give that whorn some credit for his story telling ability

[sooner518]

so the guy gets wasted, spills his beer on the guy behind him, tells the guy to "**** off", and hes the good guy? I have that correct, right?

[MeMyself&Me]

so the guy gets wasted, spills his beer on the guy behind him, tells the guy to "**** off", and hes the good guy? I have that correct, right?

I'm struggling with that too.

[TAFBSooner]

An even better thread on the shaggy cow:

http://shaggybevo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=57056

I've never been so happy to have been wrong, calling him Lester, when he's really Leslie. :D

And even better, LSU fans seem to be realizing what Oklahomans have know for years. :D :D

[badger]

I'm struggling with that too.

Hey, if the daddy was a MS Painter, than everyone would take HIS side :D

(actually, that's a farkin' good idea)

[Leroy Lizard]

The man's MS Paint skills and people skills equate.

[cjames317]

much better board than hornfans

posters' avatars are a little distracting...NTTAWWT

[Jello Biafra]

much better board than hornfans

posters' avatars are a little distracting...NTTAWWT

yeh...that girl gotta nice azzz

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Just convinced me that both of them are dooshbags. But then, they're whorns so that goes without saying.

The illustrations with the story are greatness though.

[fadada1]

much better board than hornfans

posters' avatars are a little distracting...NTTAWWT

saw that as well. over... and over... and over...

and there is NOTHING wrong with that.

[goingoneight]

Why is it that someone with kids immediately gets the free pass to run their mouth but at the drop of a harmless word all of a sudden, you're public enemy #1?

Maybe he finally understands a bit of what OU fans feel like when those turds show up and contaminate the crimson side of the RRS?

[85sooners]

:D :D :D

[boomersooner28]

The guy telling/painting the story is the ****** Lord of all ******s but that is one funny frickin post! :D

[silverwheels]

The guy telling/painting the story is the ****** Lord of all ******s but that is one funny frickin post! :D

No, he's just another Texas fan.

[Crucifax Autumn]

They are pretty much all the same.

[Jacie]

That post may be one of the two funniest in the history of online football forums, the other being that "Laugh it now grilbutts" one, a copy of which I know I got around here somewhere . . .

[WestAustinSooner]

In Norman, he'd have been in jail before he had time to say "New York City."

[TheUnnamedSooner]

tx ind's avatar was distracting me.

EDIT: OK, after the first distraction, there are several more down the thread as everyone has mentioned that I didn't read about until now :)

[Crucifax Autumn]

My avatar here is better than all of them since I'm sandwiched by hotties...

But Veejay has the best boobies ever on the Hideout.

[MamaMia]

so the guy gets wasted, spills his beer on the guy behind him, tells the guy to "**** off", and hes the good guy? I have that correct, right?


I'm struggling with that too. Plus... he does all this to a fellow horn and in front of all their children. Typical hornage. It makes you wonder what a jerk off he is to Sooner fans.

Putting up with this kind of stuff is why I believe that any Sooner who goes to the RRR to cheer on our team is automatically a real trooper. :)

[Jello Biafra]

My avatar here is better than all of them since I'm sandwiched by hotties...

But Veejay has the best boobies ever on the Hideout.

i disagree....you absolutely kill your avatar ;)

THAT avatar on the one one...actually has action and well....demm. ill be back in a minute. i gotta go to the restroom.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

hmm, i was wondering what happened to bob in houston. back before texas basketball took off, the two of us were the only ones on the hornfans basketball board.

[BoulderSooner79]

so the guy gets wasted, spills his beer on the guy behind him, tells the guy to "**** off", and hes the good guy? I have that correct, right?

Remember, both parties are Texans in this saga. You can't impose our cultural norms on other nations and other species.