Official Rebs vs. Pokes thread

[jumperstop]

Rebs win big....

[TUSooner]

Being an Okie in exile, I gotta pull for the Pokes.
Anything Oklahoma is better than anything Mississippi.

[Veritas]

Yeah, I don't take the Ags seriously enough to root against them in favor of an SEC team. Go pokes.

[JLEW1818]

huge money on miss

easy win

[jumperstop]

I'll be pulling for OSU only cause my gf goes there and is at the game, but I don't think they will be able to do it

[ouwasp]

I'd rather they lose; can't stand the poke fans. Usually I even want :texan: to beat them.

Gotta admit, I'm proud of Gundy for sticking up for law and order when it comes to his team rules.

[soonerboy]

I'll be pulling for OSU only cause my gf goes there and is at the game, but I don't think they will be able to do it

Nothin better than an angry hookup after the pokes get that @ss waxed! ;)

[JLEW1818]

Eli Young band.. went to UNT

head singer is from my home town, Tomball

[soonerboy]

Refs just called the Pokes, Oklahoma...how dare he

[JLEW1818]

god i'm ready for next year already

[Leroy Lizard]

That always riles the Poke fans. "They called us 'Oklahoma'." I have even seen special threads devoted to it.

I always pull for the Pokes. (Well, not always.)

[Leroy Lizard]

BTW, an Ole Miss win is my lock of the bowl season.

[soonerboy]

LLLLLLLLLLLOCK IT UP!!!!

[ndpruitt03]

Time to play the Pat Summerall drinking game. Everytime he confuses the two teams or calls a player totally different drink. Not much different from the Bob Barry Sr drinking game.

[mightysooner]

Meh.....I'm a BIG XII guy in bowl season so I'll root for the pokes to win. Will they? No.

[jumperstop]

snead sucks but that running back is tearing OSU a new one.

[soonerboy]

If Javon Snead was worth a damn Ole Miss would be up by 14 right now...assuming the kicker makes the PAT's :D

[Sooner Eclipse]

Pokes are getting NO pressure on him right now.

[ndpruitt03]

Pokes D makes a stand.

[jumperstop]

Pokes D makes a stand.

yeah, but O goes 3 and out again....

[ndpruitt03]

Snead is bad.

[JLEW1818]

wow Snead got the **** hit out of him

[Scott D]

and Snead just got knocked the **** out. Clean hit...that flag was BS..nm on the flag, it was for another block on the return.

[Johnny Utah]

Being an Okie in exile, I gotta pull for the Pokes.
Anything Oklahoma is better than anything Mississippi.

same here, plus if ole miss wins its fans will act like it beat OU (like uga fans did 1 or 2 seasons ago when osu lost to it in athens)

[ndpruitt03]

That may be the best thing for Ole Miss. He's an awful QB.

[mightysooner]

Ouch! he got laid the **** out!

[soonerboy]

damn....snead, brother you gotta keep that head on a swivel

[jumperstop]

this is the battle of incompetent offenses...

[ndpruitt03]

There's only one offensive player in this game game. The RB for Ole Miss.

[IronHorseSooner]

Snead is right up there with D-Bag White and Cam Newton. Commit to FLA, then go to UTerus (see he can't beat out Pony Boy), then go to Ole Miss where he was basically given the QB job. He has consistently underachieved all year.

[Leroy Lizard]

Judging by the game thread in GoPokes, neither team can get out of its own way and both QBs are horrible. Is that pretty accurate?

[ndpruitt03]

Right on que. McCluster to the house.

[jumperstop]

wow! yeah that rb showed up today.

[JLEW1818]

fast

[ndpruitt03]

Dexter McCluster will be a great pro.

[IronHorseSooner]

Ole Miss consistently produces some the most freakish athletes. The rookie WR for the Steelers (Mike Wallace) ran a sub 4.3 at the combine!

[JLEW1818]

back to back shutouts ?

[ndpruitt03]

Zac Robinson career always had good starts but never finished the season looking all that good his entire career.

[jumperstop]

0 First downs, pathetic

[soonerboy]

Pathetic...but hilarious

[wishbonesooner]

That offensive genius Mike Gundy coaching once again not to lose.

[jumperstop]

Zac Robinson career always had good starts but never finished the season looking all that good his entire career.

I saw him in the insight bowl the year OU was out there. He looked alright in that game.

[wishbonesooner]

McCluster will break several before the game is over.

[ndpruitt03]

I saw him in the insight bowl the year OU was out there. He looked alright in that game.

Didn't they play Indiana that year? That may have been why.

[jumperstop]

Didn't they play Indiana that year? That may have been why.

Yeah maybe just a little bit. :D

[jumperstop]

That stanley guy is from OK, anyone know where?

[ndpruitt03]

Stanley=100xs better than Snead and he's true freshman.

[Leroy Lizard]

Tahlequah

[ndpruitt03]

He's actually a RS Freshman according to Ole Miss' website. Shoulda known better than listen to Pat.

[ndpruitt03]

http://www.olemisssports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=12787&SPID=737&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=2600&ATCLID=1383631&Q_SEASON=2009

[ndpruitt03]

Zac Robinson throws it to the invisible receiver again.

[DenverSooner751]

:stunned: says "But we've got teh most explosive offense in da universe!"

[ndpruitt03]

Robinson tried to throw it to the defense.

[Judge Smails]

Snead throws the ugliest balls.

[ndpruitt03]

McCluster is good but I'm not sure which team is worse. Neither QB is aiming for their own teams receiver.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Both quarterbacks suck.

[Lott's Bandana]

These quarterbacks are colorblind.


Yeah, that's it.

[ndpruitt03]

Robinson fumbles to end the half. That's about how it went for OSU that half.

[Lott's Bandana]

This is dayum funny football right here.

[Judge Smails]

This is a fugly game. The only quarterback worth a crap is the backup Okie from Ole Miss.

[soonerboy]

You guys should check out orangepower. com they are having a gundy/zac headhunt going on hahahahahaha

[SoonerBacker]

7 may be enough for Ole Miss. Gumby's offense can't do shiate!

[Leroy Lizard]

In the last six quarters I think the deepest they have penetrated was the opponent's 46 yard line.

[ouwasp]

7 may be enough for Ole Miss. Gumby's offense can't do shiate!

:D wouldn't 7-0 be fun? Imagine the headlines...

[Crucifax Autumn]

Puke band is as unentertaining as their football team.

[allanace16]

Yeah, my Poke friends are already in meltdown mode. I can't for the life of me figure out why Nutt put Snead back in.

[fadada1]

Puke band is as unentertaining as their football team.

the twirler was good?????????










:D

[soonerboy]

now they're taking it out on shepard smith haha

[Crucifax Autumn]

OSU plays football almost as well as Rosie O'Donnell looks pretty.

[Leroy Lizard]

Zac does not look confident at all.

[Lott's Bandana]

Houston got Nutted on the punt return.

[Leroy Lizard]

OMG. The offense of OSU has had plenty of help from the D.

[ndpruitt03]

Shene missed a FG he went to PC North.

[Lott's Bandana]

Zac has the Tebow gospel on his eyeblack.

[ndpruitt03]

Robinson throws another to his favorite receiver. The one that no one else can see.

[ndpruitt03]

Pokes MVP= Quinn Sharpe and he hasn't really been that great.

[BrockLanders]

This game sucks so bad.....




I'm comtemplating taking Christmas lights down.

[Leroy Lizard]

So.... which QB is worst?

[Crucifax Autumn]

What is that? The 17th interception of the day?

[ndpruitt03]

Pokes have it at the 2. Watch them come out with zero points.

[Crucifax Autumn]

At this rate they'll throw an INT on a run play.

[BrockLanders]

You can lose wieght by eating at Taco Bell!!! Nice. I needed a diet I could stick to!!

[Leroy Lizard]

Is it possible to play football without QBs?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I wish these morons knew the difference between Ole Miss and Oklahoma State, and even more I wish they knew it was Oklahoma State and not Oklahoma.

[allanace16]

How did Ole Miss actually manage to get worse on offense? At least they were getting yards earlier. This is just horrible offense on both sides.

[soonerboy]

that little captain badge that zacs got on his jersey is just about the cutest thing i've ever seen hehehe :D

[jumperstop]

crappy offense bowl...lol

[Crucifax Autumn]

This game is truly hilarious. I can't take my eyes from the pure ineptitude.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Most powerful offense ever!!!!! [hairGel]

[Flagstaffsooner]

Pat Summerall is challenging Bob Barry for the senile sportscaster award. Gawd I hope BBowden dont join them.

[soonerboy]

Pat Summerall is challenging Bob Barry for the senile sportscaster award. Gawd I hope BBowden dont join them.

They'd still be stuck on describing that dexter mccluster 89 yard run right now :)

[Crucifax Autumn]

Dadgummit!

[Leroy Lizard]

Wouldn't it be great for the Pokes if they were up 10-7 right now?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Even Jesus is disgusted by this game.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hXjhQ1_xjuQ/SJ22GuAwRtI/AAAAAAAAD9E/v6TL8jJohj0/s400/Jesus+Facepalm.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

And yet another interception! lmao

[King Crimson]

did Zac Robinson take Ole Miss and the points?

this is a trainwreck of a game.

[soonerboy]

This is gonna be on a Kat Williams show im almost sure of it now bahahahaha

[Leroy Lizard]

Interceptions, penalties, dumb decisions... good lord.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Sicem should be in this game, he cant score either.

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://nsaney.com/pics/cripple_fight.jpg

[King Crimson]

Ole Miss trying to get sacked out of FG range, after having 1st and goal.

[Leroy Lizard]

I would laugh if Ole Miss wins 10-7.

[King Crimson]

LOL. oh man. he missed it.

[Leroy Lizard]

And another missed FG. OMG, make it stop!

[BrockLanders]

This is the worst game ever!!!

[allanace16]

1st & 5 ---> 3rd & 20?

And missed FG #2.

I really need to find something else to do with my day that watch this ****show.

[OUinFLA]

gotta admit the cotton bowl picked an even matched game

[Flagstaffsooner]

These two teams and Summerall are more inept than than those jackasses in Washington.

[Judge Smails]

Cotton Bowl = Rotten Bowl

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/smbrinich/Erfworld/LOLErfs/LOLErf_Futility.png

[Wishboned]

This is Mystery Science Theater bad.

[soonerwalt]

Can we all agree these teams are embarrasing both conferences?

[soonerwalt]

the officials aint any better

[SoonerKnight]

bad call from refs!

[colinreturn]

wow, okst just got screwed

[Judge Smails]

OSU Excusomatic:

1. We didn't have Parrish Cox!!
2. We were robbed on that interception call!!
3.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Can we all agree these teams are embarrasing the entire Earth and all humanity?

fixed

[Leroy Lizard]

So who was Zac trying to throw to?

[Flagstaffsooner]

gotta admit the cotton bowl picked an even matched game
The Cotton Bowl Committe picking teams...
http://www.brighthelmstoneltd.co.uk/Photos/Gargoyles%20gremlins%20and%20trolls/nose%20picking%20trolls.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Do you think the Sun Bowl refs flew or drove from El Paso to Dallas??

[SoonerKnight]

fixed

ha!

[Judge Smails]

I don't know who is worse. The crap teams on the field or the crap announcer in the box...

[Leroy Lizard]

Can you imagine trying to explain football to a foreigner using this game as the example.

"Oh, I get it. You throw to the other team."

"No! No! No! That's not how it works."

[Wishboned]

This should be the Cottonelle Bowl because both teams are playing like ****.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Do you think the Sun Bowl refs flew or drove from El Paso to Dallas??They swam thru the $hit and pi$$ that is texass.

[bent rider]

I don't know who is worse. The crap teams on the field or the crap announcer in the box...

They're all so crappy and its not even being played in the Cotton Bowl, so it should be called the Cottonelle Bowl.

[TUSooner]

This is probably the worst game I have ever tried to watch. Both teams are playing like carp, the refs stink, and Pat Sumerall (God bless him) isn't quite sure who is playing.

[recemp]

Man! I kept hearing how wonderful the aggies were until we played them. This is my second time watching them this year. Looks like the like the same old outfit to me.
T-Bone has a bad investment here

[SoonerDood]

McCluster is Ole Miss' best player, and everybody but Houston Nutt knows it. He still thinks it's Snead.

[Crucifax Autumn]

and..another turnover...

[TUSooner]

Can you imagine trying to explain football to a foreigner using this game as the example.

"Oh, I get it. You throw to the other team."

"No! No! No! That's not how it works."

Why are the players trying so hard not to cross those lines at the end of the field? Is that against the rules?

[Leroy Lizard]

"Oh, so you throw the ball to the ground and let the other team grab it."

"No! You're not getting it!"

[recemp]

Missed the snap due to the sun

[nmsoonergirl]

This is probably the worst game I have ever tried to watch. Both teams are playing like carp, the refs stink, and Pat Sumerall (God bless him) isn't quite sure who is playing.


I'm worried that Pat is having a stroke.

And I agree....I can't remember a less interesting game.

[Crucifax Autumn]

The announcer just said these teams are "too well coached for this".

I think he musta got ahold of the bad acid.

[King Crimson]

and..another turnover...

is that the one that just happened? i was watching Kentucky-louisville hoops.

or a different one? hard to keep track

[recemp]

Why are the players trying so hard not to cross those lines at the end of the field? Is that against the rules?

Kind of like soccer

[delhalew]

Does Mussy even know where he is?

[Wishboned]

Summerall isn't senile. He knew this game was going to be a two bagger and figured he had to get drunk to make it through.

[Leroy Lizard]

And yet another penalty.

[Crucifax Autumn]

a two bagger by a bunch of teabaggers.

[Crucifax Autumn]

hmmm...someone finally noticed the goal is to get IN the end zone.

[soonerboy]

wow an effing touchdown

[Flagstaffsooner]

Glad somebody scored I was about out of meth.

[ouwasp]

this must have been what watching the Neb game was like for the poke fans...

[Wishboned]

OSU will probably return the kickoff for a touchdown. This isn't a bowl game, it's Purgatory.

[IronSooner]

Finally somebody screwed up enough to score. Now please run the clock out so nobody has to keep watching this garbage

[King Crimson]

has to be an insurmountable lead.

[Leroy Lizard]

OSU will probably return the kickoff for a touchdown. This isn't a bowl game, it's Purgatory.

You mean, OSU will probably return the kickoff down to the 10 yard line and fumble.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Robinson looks like he's ****ting a bowling ball lined with razor blades and cocaine.

[Crucifax Autumn]

That was a beautiful pass...backwards, batted by himself, into the ground...

[IronSooner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[King Crimson]

well, that's it. nicely done Pokes. :vomit:

[Petro-Sooner]

good grief aggie.

[Crucifax Autumn]

LMAO...A game with no offense and it's gonna turn into a 30 point blowout in the last 5 minutes.

[Flagstaffsooner]

About time sombody wants to win this.

[Crucifax Autumn]

These guys shouldn't be allowed back in the state. What an embarrassment. Once again it's obvious which university provides the witnesses for the "ceegar shaped object" and "that there bigfoot threw a rock at me" interviews.

[Collier11]

osu is crappin all over the place right now

[allanace16]

Man, I turn the game for 2 minutes and Ole Miss scores again. If I would have known that's all it took, I would have been flipping channels all game.

[ndpruitt03]

OSU=LOLZ

[OUinFLA]

SEC, SEC,....... oh wait, that's not me, that's my neighbors

[soonerboy]

absolute best way that game could've ended!!!!!!!

[Leroy Lizard]

Zac throwing the INT into the end zone turned the game around.

[bent rider]

About time sombody wants to win this.

Yeah, but in doing so they called attention to themselves.

[Crucifax Autumn]

olevet could throw better passes after a case of natty than zach

[Flagstaffsooner]

It will soon be over and a new day will dawn.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2517472205_4edc4e6c88.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

wow...13 turnovers???? Really???

[Collier11]

I think by this year and last year and the year before being "THE YEAR" for osu, they meant next year

[ndpruitt03]

Zac throwing the INT into the end zone turned the game around.
Yep and that was a offsides that they missed.

[bent rider]

It will soon be over and a new day will dawn.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2517472205_4edc4e6c88.jpg

Looks like the sun setting on the orange and black.

[Crucifax Autumn]

and that makes 14 turnovers!

[ndpruitt03]

Well that play pretty much opitimised the game

[Crucifax Autumn]

so now it's just 11? whatever, still pathetic.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Why is Ole Miss celebrating?????? They have NOTHING to be proud of.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm going to go watch Heidi.:D

[olevetonahill]

so now it's just 11? whatever, still pathetic.

The record was 13 back in the prehistoric era

[SoonerDood]

Zac throwing the INT into the end zone turned the game around.

I texted a friend right before that play saying, "OSU is going to win or choke right here."

[Judge Smails]

Which company makes those cherry turnovers in the freezer case? They should be sponsoring this bowl....

[Flagstaffsooner]

The record was 13 back in the prehistoric eraWhen you and the dinosaurs roamed the earth.;)

[ndpruitt03]

Fitting way to end your career Zac

[SoonerDood]

go Zac Attack!

[allanace16]

Why is Ole Miss celebrating?????? They have NOTHING to be proud of.

Haha, well didn't the Ole Miss D just hold the "greatest offense in the universe" to 7? I mean it' doesn't make them OU, but still, they can celebrate........ ;)

[Judge Smails]

ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME???? 12?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Crucifax Autumn]

What a fantastic way to end the game. And they only missed the record by one in the end! lmao

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did Summeral say One Boone Pickens?

[olevetonahill]

When you and the dinosaurs roamed the earth.;)

On yer Birthday :D

[olevetonahill]

Did Summeral say One Boone Pickens?

Not Sure , But he did say osUs Facilities were UNEQUALED :eek:

[I Am Right]

12 turnovers, 7 by (osu sucks)

[Crucifax Autumn]

I don't think it was really a pleasure...That bitch lied.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Not Sure , But he did say osUs Facilities were UNEQUALED :eek:Best in Payne County.
http://reformnow.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/outhouse.jpg

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Why is Ole Miss celebrating like they won the National Title...hell even Florida's celebration was less elaborate

[Crucifax Autumn]

This one is more fitting of the pokes:

http://www.parlugment.org/res/events/sge2005/outhouse.jpg

[SoonerinLex]

What a fantastic way to end the game. And they only missed the record by one in the end! lmao

Hell, even the pokes came up short on that. ;)

[achiro]

Fitting way to end your career Zac


Zac's a good dude and you are an asshat.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

They have nice facilities though, the best EVAR

[Wishboned]

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the Poke faithful. They cried to their god, T. Boone, upon his mountaintop, "Please T Boone, deliver unto us an offensive coordinator."

And T. Boone looked down from his mountaintop and said, "I shall give you wind." And the wind that broke was mighty indeed.

[bent rider]

Which company makes those cherry turnovers in the freezer case? They should be sponsoring this bowl....

Like these

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2009/327/18/1259021467-40059_full.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Like these

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2009/327/18/1259021467-40059_full.jpg
Dont post that! ECU players will fight over it.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Poke athletic complex:

http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2009/07/redneck-house.jpg

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I would like to also add that all that Jevan Snead better than Sam Bradford draft talk seems really stupid...I would take Landry over Jevan

[Crucifax Autumn]

Dont post that! ECU players will fight over it.

Awesome! :D

[Judge Smails]

Boone Pickens just ordered the entire team to be confined in an electrical closet.

[Crucifax Autumn]

You can tell they've been lifting weights in their world class facilities:

http://www.co.gloucester.va.us/pr/events/images/SheepTossingOBMF.jpg

[bent rider]

Not Sure , But he did say osUs Facilities were UNEQUALED :eek:

Yep, that they is.

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-5/sheep-riding-snowmass-rodeo.jpg

[ndpruitt03]

Zac Robinson's last 3 games
Tech 9-21 90 yards, 19 carries 99 yards 1 TD
Oklahoma 9-21 44 yards 8 carries -6 yards 1 INT
Ole Miss 13-31 118 yards, 8 carries 9 yards 4 INTS

15 TDs and 11 INTs this year.

[Crucifax Autumn]

The whole team needs some of these (conveniently in an orange box!):

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/SAnS0GjXo9I/AAAAAAAABKY/YTEVJ6sdwtg/s400/RetardCapsules.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Poke on the way to the game with his date:

http://animalpetdoctor.homestead.com/ad_vet_history_sheep_on_bike.JPG

[Johnny Utah]

Why is Ole Miss celebrating like they won the National Title...hell even Florida's celebration was less elaborate

i called that one before the game started ... if ole miss wins it'll act like it beat OU for the MNC

[Piware]

Robinson throws another to his favorite receiver. The one that no one else can see.

I had an imaginary friend when I was little. His name was Roger and I'll bet he could catch better than any of the Puke receivers.

[Flagstaffsooner]

When it is all over with, all is well. OU won and osu lost. 244 days until next year.

[I Am Right]

Boone Pickens just ordered the entire team to be confined in an electrical closet.

Ha Ha

[Piware]

I would like to also add that all that Jevan Snead better than Sam Bradford draft talk seems really stupid...I would take Landry over Jevan

The Ole Miss PR department must have had some handouts left over from Eli Manning and needed to get rid of them. There are lots of HS QBs in Oklahoma that are better than that poor Snead kid. I heard them say he was considering coming back next year for a little more experience before he enters the NFL draft.

Duh, YA THINK!?!?! If he can stay for 2 more years he really should or he will get killed. Snead couldn't carry Sammy's jock.