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picasso
12/14/2009, 11:15 AM
OK, we all know Eldrick is a scumbag but with all of these new huzzies coming out on TV and giving their stories do they not realize they are slutty hoes?

Spare me the tears. What did Tiger say to you? He was going to marry you? You were special?

bwahahaha, that was a good one.
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:18 AM
Like YOU wouldn't Hit any of em :rolleyes: :P :D
StoopTroup
12/14/2009, 11:18 AM
Bitches is funny. :D
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:19 AM
Tiger's only crime was he got married!
picasso
12/14/2009, 11:19 AM
Like YOU wouldn't Hit any of em :rolleyes: :P :D

Well not now, I'm married.

And there's maybe 4 of them tops that I'd give game. Mine was apparently better than Tiger's off the course.
StoopTroup
12/14/2009, 11:20 AM
Getting married is a crime if you are a rich golfer? :D
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:20 AM
Yep! :D
StoopTroup
12/14/2009, 11:22 AM
I think I understand now what Tiger means when he screams Fore! He really means...you four!
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:23 AM
Well not now, I'm married. And them Hos done proved they cant keep quiet

And there's maybe 4 of them tops that I'd give game. Mine was apparently better than Tiger's off the course.

Fixed that right up fer ya Bro :D
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:23 AM
Fore-teen!!
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:25 AM
Tiger's so good at golf her don't shank it, he skanks it. :D

Ok. I'm done.






Fer now.
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:25 AM
Tiger's only crime was he got married!

Aint Adultery a Crime ?

If he had just came out and said at the Start that him and Elin had , had a Fight and it got out of hand ,
I dont think it would have gotten this bad

Hes losing sponsors daily now
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:27 AM
No marriage, no adultery so no marriage, no crime. Pay Tention
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:31 AM
No marriage, no adultery so no marriage, no crime. Pay Tention

Thats what I were Pointin out dumas :P
Mjcpr
12/14/2009, 11:32 AM
Adultery is a crime? :confused:
1890MilesToNorman
12/14/2009, 11:34 AM
Thats what I were Pointin out dumas :P

Yep, das me! :rolleyes:
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:36 AM
Adultery is a crime? :confused:

Think its still on the Books Most places Just not enforced
StoopTroup
12/14/2009, 11:41 AM
Hell of a way to go on a crime spree though...

I'm just sayin. :D
olevetonahill
12/14/2009, 11:58 AM
Hell of a way to go on a crime spree though...

I'm just sayin. :D

Plus hes Pointin his "gun" at em :eek: :D
stoops the eternal pimp
12/14/2009, 12:00 PM
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops after 3 hoes!...

Thank you, I'll be here all night...don't forget to try the veal and tip your waitress..
StoopTroup
12/14/2009, 12:06 PM
Think he'll name his Hos after reindeer?
stoops the eternal pimp
12/14/2009, 12:07 PM
he needs a drunk one to lead the sleigh