Tiger Headline Epic Fail

[Veritas]

More Women Fingered as Tiger Mistresses (http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/11/30/rachel-uchitel-jaimee-grubbs-kalika-moquin?test=faces)

That's some bare-knuckles reporting right there.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

That's hawt.

[Veritas]

Yeah, they went to some dark places there to feel out the truth.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

something smells fishy about all of this but I cant quite put my finger on it

[Tulsa_Fireman]

It makes a lick of difference if they don't poke Tiger for the root of the truth.

[jaux]

Their facts are all squishy.

[fadada1]

a guy my wife works with grew up with one of the "tiger girls". he laughed and laughed.

[Denton_Sooner]

Tiger has found himself in a real tight spot here. Very little wiggle room. He needs to handle this situation very delicately. If he becomes abrasive, he'll have no chance of handling this mess.

All I can say is good luck Tiger. It will be a rough ride from here, but cooler heads will prevail.

Oh, and tell these women to keep their chin's up. This will all blow over soon enough.

[fadada1]

Tiger has found himself in a real tight spot here. Very little wiggle room. He needs to handle this situation very delicately. If he becomes abrasive, he'll have no chance of handling this mess.

All I can say is good luck Tiger. It will be a rough ride from here, but cooler heads will prevail.

Oh, and tell these women to keep their chin's up. This will all blow over soon enough.

i see where you're going here. maybe a little obvious, but good work.;)

[Collier11]

something smells fishy about all of this but I cant quite put my finger in it

:eek:

[TMcGee86]

this thread is full of win

[1890MilesToNorman]

I wonder if Steve Williams has his fingers in these matters? :rolleyes:

[Collier11]

This whole situation just wreaks

[Collier11]

Tiger quickly refuted the rumors but the facts all pointed to the girls telling the truth

[TMcGee86]

I think we are all in for a shocker as this thing goes deeper.

[Collier11]

Tiger seemed to think he could just slide right in and out of this adulterous lifestyle

[Partial Qualifier]

I think we are all in for a shocker as this thing goes deeper.

I know it's early, and there is still plenty left to see here, but this gets my nod for Best in Thread.

[GrapevineSooner]

I doubt Tiger will be able to slide out of this tight spot easily.

[OKLA21FAN]

I doubt Tiger will be able to slide out of this tight spot easily.

this might help him though
http://www.adamsgolf.com/images/banners/products/Insight_TECHa4_HyFW_Banner.jpg

[MR2-Sooner86]

I tell ya those little squirts are just shooting out at Tiger and putting a real stain on things.

[Veritas]

I know it's early, and there is still plenty left to see here, but this gets my nod for Best in Thread.
i second

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I bet Tiger's grip on his shaft improves after this

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I bet Tiger's grip on his shaft improves after this

Yes, but will he continue to use the stiff shaft?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Apparently Tiger likes to play 18 holes a day and 18 hoes a night.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I'm waiting for the first illegitimate little Tiger to show up on tour about 2032 or so :)