Offiicial SEC SEC SEC thread

[delhalew]

:D

[JLEW1818]

tebow

[StoopTroup]

GO BAMA!

[delhalew]

tebow

is my copilot...

[JLEW1818]

Saban...

[OUDizzle]

"I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THIS AWARD IN JESUS' NAME BECAUSE IT WAS JESUS WHO GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DO WHAT JESUS WANTED ME TO DO WHICH IS TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR JESUS AND THE UNIVERSITY OF JESUS AND I REALLY OWE A LOT TO MY COACH JESUS AND MY GREAT TEAMMATES LIKE JESUS, JESUS AND JESUS

JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BIG TITS"

[JLEW1818]

wow just imagine if there was not a SEC Championship

texas would get the boot

****ing going to the national title be default

[delhalew]

Gator unis suckage.

[StoopTroup]

Saban's nipples were hard.

[delhalew]

Does anybody else think it's weird the way Sabans eyes dart between the camera abd the reporter when he does and interview?

[JLEW1818]

J. Jones should be a ****ing sooner

[delhalew]

Bama's first play from the spread! "I'm ****ing your head gaytors",said Saban.

[JLEW1818]

the kid could throw in high school

glad to see them letting it rip

[JLEW1818]

see look he just made a long FG, and its no big deal................................

[delhalew]

48 yard field goal. Bama puts 3 on the board.

[StoopTroup]

1ST BLOOD!

BAMA - 3

phlorida - 0

[the_sooners_abide]

Is anyone else having trouble watching the game? The players in the SEC are so fast, its like trying to follow a bullet shot from a rifle.

[delhalew]

see look he just made a long FG, and its no big deal................................

I know, right. I about **** myself when he made it...and then I remembered.

You're supposed to be able to do that.

[StoopTroup]

The head cheerleader is getting ready to take snaps from center in a minute.

[JLEW1818]

I know, right. I about **** myself when he made it...and then I remembered.

You're supposed to be able to do that.

:D :D

[delhalew]

Demps blew that one.

[JLEW1818]

first time I've seen Florida scared in a while...

[StoopTroup]

Nice D!

[delhalew]

Tebow is seeing a lot of pressure.

[colleyvillesooner]

Tebow bobbled the snap...ball must be warped or something.

[JLEW1818]

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm474/jlew1818/stoopsflorida.jpg

[JLEW1818]

If bama can throw and run like this, and play this kinda D

nobody will beat them

[StoopTroup]

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm474/jlew1818/stoopsflorida.jpg

Please....quit reminding me.

[JLEW1818]

smart qb, he held on to it

[btk108]

ROLL TIDE!

[sooner59]

TD BAAAMMMERRRR!!!!!

[JLEW1818]

wow... no way texas could hold them. no ****ing chance

[sooner59]

wow... no way texas could hold them. no ****ing chance

You are correct. Bama would beat texas by at least 2 tds.

[JLEW1818]

damn missed extra point ... we can do that too!!!

[TahoeSOONER]

**** the gaytors

[btk108]

didn't that dude just hit a 48 yard FG..and then shanks an extra point?

[JLEW1818]

they will ****ing tear Shipley to lil pieces .. seriously

[TXBOOMER]

Saban is ready to kill that kicker. Miss a freaking extra point. I hope that doesn't come back to haunt them.

[JLEW1818]

if Florida comes back to win, Tebow will win the Heisman

[StoopTroup]

Announcer: That was strange....

Ummmm...no....that was typical.

[JLEW1818]

i almost start watching games on mute

[delhalew]

I like this McClain fellow.

[swardboy]

Man, Tebow has the longest windup I've ever seen....no wonder the pros don't like him.

[JLEW1818]

what would you call Florida's offensive formation?

[StoopTroup]

The T-blow formation

[JLEW1818]

i wish they would have got a photo of Tebow Sam and Colt last year... with Tebow giving Sam and Colt headlocks and smiling

[JLEW1818]

9-3 Bama

[OUDizzle]

Commercial Break.
Field goal.
Commercial Break.
Kick Off.
Commercial Break.

[JLEW1818]

gonna be a long game....

[StoopTroup]

Bama needs to move the ball right now!

[delhalew]

for realz

[JLEW1818]

damn, that's a big league play

[delhalew]

Punter with the stop.

[OUDizzle]

In the SEC even the punters are fast.

[JLEW1818]

here is what CFN said before the game

What will happen: Tebow will struggle. Conventional wisdom dictates that Florida will win because Tebow is better than McElroy, but watch out for the Tide to get to him and beat him up before he can deliver punishment of his own. But the defense will bail him out. McElroy will have problems with the warp-speed of the Gator back seven, will make a few costly early mistakes, won’t take any big chances over the last 40 minutes, and the Tide offense will sputter. And yes, Tebow will be a bit better than McElroy, while the Florida D will be a bit better than the Bama D.

CFN Prediction: Florida 23 … Alabama 16 ... Line: Florida -5.5

[swardboy]

great tackle mr. punter

[JLEW1818]

In the SEC even the punters are fast.

lol, it honestly looked that way

[delhalew]

Man, Tebow has the longest windup I've ever seen....no wonder the pros don't like him.

It's a miracle he has any success throwing the ball. It's only because he's a threat to run.

[JLEW1818]

Gators looking scared

[delhalew]

Maze is doin' it to the Gators "in a good way".

And he's down.

[OUDizzle]

From the live blog on ESPN.com:
"Here's a good one for Ted. True story. There's a guy down below me with an Oregon hat on, razzing all the Bama and Florida fans about Oregon being the best team in the country right now."

[swardboy]

Wow...McElroy tippy toed that to perfection

[delhalew]

That's pretty damn amazing really.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Well, Mama Mias ballet thing holds water.

[JLEW1818]

a QB that can run helps!

[OUDizzle]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6317/64274327.jpg

[JLEW1818]

12-3 Bama

[JLEW1818]

12-10 Bama

[swardboy]

Cmon bammer. Wake up and finish the half with a score.

[Crucifax Autumn]

These guys better score.

[swardboy]

We need to hear Julio's name more.

[JLEW1818]

i don't care who wins

as long as texas does not win the title

[JLEW1818]

there is your Heisman right there

[swardboy]

Ingram took over this game.

[btk108]

these announcers are in love with Florida.....SUCK IT

[JLEW1818]

HEISMAN

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm starting to feel ok about this one. Pour it on Bama. Make sure they don't back door into a rematch and then go Huskers!

[JLEW1818]

bam

[JLEW1818]

omg this anncouncer is a fag

"is that a lateral" ?????

gosh

[OUDizzle]

omg this anncouncer is a fag

"is that a lateral" ?????

gosh

REMEMBER THE OLD SKIP GAME WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

[StoopTroup]

He didn't drop it either. He bobbled it a bit and the defense slapped it out of his hands.

What a dooche.

[delhalew]

We've heard some stupid **** outta these guys mouths.

[JLEW1818]

ITS NOT THAT MEYER DID NOT LIKE WHAT HE SAW U STUPID ****........ HE IS LETTING THE CLOCK RUN DOWN.... OMG U ARE A STUPID POS

[okiewaker]

Just turned on the game and you guys are right, these announcers are bad.

[JLEW1818]

19-13 Bama

[StoopTroup]

OK Saban...

Put another 7 up and lets head to the Locker room

http://images.rollbamaroll.com/images/admin/closeupLed.jpg

[delhalew]

This game is too close. It'll come down to the wire.

[JLEW1818]

yup, at this rate this game will overlap the big12 CG

[StoopTroup]

But your not plhorida. You might look like a penis like phlorida does...but your not phlorida....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_td76aTJSyI8/SIV4gNN58xI/AAAAAAAAAZU/3MdHFi8DOTU/s400/bama+twins.bmp

[StoopTroup]

Bourbon: I can't believe I have to waste my time talking to...what's your name? Tracy? Where the heck is Erin?

[okiewaker]

Ha, the dude got schooled by the girl.

[1890MilesToNorman]

LMAO Bama chick jes beat the Fla dude, priceless.

[StoopTroup]

Dude...

You got schooled by a girl....LMAO!

[SCSoonerfan]

He totally needs to turn in his man card today. LOL

[smooth3d]

I care less if it was a guy, i just hate that damn gayter chop, he got what he deserved!!!

[1890MilesToNorman]

TD pass by Thomas Lott to to go up 24 -3 on Texas. :D

[OUDizzle]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7112/1260053842465.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7112/1260053842465.jpg

They are getting ready to wrap him up an roll the stone over the entrance I think.

[StoopTroup]

Bama - 26

Ppppppphhhhlorida - 13

[JLEW1818]

i wanna see tebow cry

[btk108]

these dumbass announcers are ruining a good game. That wasn't a gimmick ya ******....it's called misdirection.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Jesus Junior is looking confused and lost on the sideline. Hopefully he stays that way out on the field.

[btk108]

i wanna see tebow cry

that last shot of him.....he looked like he was about to

[JLEW1818]

27-26 FL?

[Crucifax Autumn]

these dumbass announcers are ruining a good game. That wasn't a gimmick ya ******....it's called misdirection.

We already know all announcers have serious head injuries, so no real surprise.

[StoopTroup]

I wanna see him on his knees to his maker pleading for some Bama tissue to blow his nose with.

[OUinFLA]

Bama is looking like the real deal this year.

Florida ain't too shabby.

I don't think ut has a chance against either of these two

[JLEW1818]

If bama wins, and Nebraska beats texas... their seriously might be a rematch people

have yall looked at the computers????? Florida is so heavily favored

[btk108]

AZ just scored to go up on SUC

[StoopTroup]

Just a bad route....lol

It went right through his hands!

[StoopTroup]

http://image06.webshots.com/6/8/10/57/166481057OCMBbW_ph.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

I love watching teblow eat turf. I want more of that.

[Crucifax Autumn]

If bama wins, and Nebraska beats texas... their seriously might be a rematch people

have yall looked at the computers????? Florida is so heavily favored

The only way that will happen is if the doosh human voters try to make it happen.

[Frozen Sooner]

Jesus Junior is looking confused and lost on the sideline. Hopefully he stays that way out on the field.

Stunned Tebow.

Roll Tide!

[JLEW1818]

The only way that will happen is if the doosh human voters try to make it happen.

say that happens

and the new human rankings are

1) Bama
2) TCU
3) Florida

which in my opinion that is what it "would" be

Florida will stay ahead of TCU in the computer = fact .

things could get interesting

[1890MilesToNorman]

If bama wins, and Nebraska beats texas... their seriously might be a rematch people

have yall looked at the computers????? Florida is so heavily favored

I know they are way ahead in eye gouging but the other stats are heavily inaccurate.

[Frozen Sooner]

TRENT FREAKIN RICHARDSON!!!

[btk108]

21-17 AZ 2:00 left and AZ has the ball at the SUC 15

[Frozen Sooner]

Man, nice protection there. Julio didn't have to wait on the pass, it was well thrown. Julio...yeah, announcers caught it.

[StoopTroup]

OMG....no flag?


Yeah he should have kept running....damn!

[Frozen Sooner]

OMG....no flag?


Yeah he should have kept running....damn!

Nothing to throw. If anything Julio armbarred him.

[JLEW1818]

I know they are way ahead in eye gouging but the other stats are heavily inaccurate.

but how much can the humans penalize Florida for losing to number 2 ranked Alabama

[delhalew]

Bama may hold on to this lead.

[Frozen Sooner]

Hmmm. Is Charlie Strong thinking about his new house in Louisville?

[btk108]

keep picking up those first downs

[OUDizzle]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2392/1260056460195.jpg

[btk108]

Mini-Stoops wins!

[delhalew]

"I just talk...I don't know".
That pretty much sums it up.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Bama needs to pour it on to avoid ANY possibility of that rematch shat.

[sooner ngintunr]

just popping in to say that these announcers suck donkey balls.

[Frozen Sooner]

Ingram making a STRONG statement against the best defense in the country.

[btk108]

The number 1 D in the country can't stop Ingram

[okiewaker]

It's because he is confusing the D with his "two foot jump cutting".

[Frozen Sooner]

Lolwut? :D There an echo in here or sumpin'?

The 'Barn was happy all week about borking Ingram's Heisman chances by injuring him. I'd love to see the look on their faces if he ends up winning it off of this game anyhow.

[Frozen Sooner]

It's because he is confusing the D with his "two foot jump cutting".

His running style remind anyone else of a certain running back who scored six TDs in one game against Texas? Obviously a lot bigger, but the same kind of move.

[okiewaker]

QQQQQQQ

[JLEW1818]

well a blowout is not helping my theory

[btk108]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww

[Frozen Sooner]

**** that. That wasn't Tebow-esque. That was Stabler-esque.

[Frozen Sooner]

Give Cody a carry!

[Frozen Sooner]

Go for it!

[sooner518]

TD!!!! BAMMER!!!!

[Lott's Bandana]

Is there a sentence that does not include the word, tebow?

Is there a sideline shot that doesn't show tebow wearing a headset?

[Frozen Sooner]

Yes, this is a sentence that doesn't include Tebo...crap.

[StoopTroup]

Can ya feel it?

[btk108]

i'm gettin 'cited

[JLEW1818]

if Colt has a bad game, the Heisman is Ingram's

[Frozen Sooner]

It's rollin' baby!

And for the record, that's FOUR official reviews of plays that were positives for Alabama without Florida having to challenge once. All upheld on review.

[okiewaker]

It'd be nice for Suh to break one off in lil Colt tonight.

[JLEW1818]

if Tebow comes back to win, i quit

[okiewaker]

Way ta go Zona.

[SunnySooner]

Oh, it's beautiful, LOSE, GAYTORS, LOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[btk108]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[StoopTroup]

There's that hit I was looking for....LMAO!

[colleyvillesooner]

BUT...BUT...BUT I'M TEBOW!!1!1!!!

[sooner518]

no way they overturn this. does the announcer even understand the rules that it has to be conclusive???

DO THE REPLAY REFS UNDERSTAND THE RULE?!?! BS call
and how is it not intentional grounding?

[JLEW1818]

who said it earlier about his arm motion??? takes too long

exactly

[btk108]

Oh, it's beautiful, LOSE, GAYTORS, LOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Look who finally decides to show up.....band wagoner..*running*

[Frozen Sooner]

Wow, they finally found a play they could giftwrap for Tebow.

[Crucifax Autumn]

All of a sudden bama can't tackle?

[Crucifax Autumn]

OR cover?

[JLEW1818]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT TEBLOW

[sooner518]

overturn that bitch!!

[Frozen Sooner]

Whoa! The announcers just blamed something on Tebow!

[Crucifax Autumn]

heh...INT!!!! Much better!

[btk108]

wahhhhh, wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh......but I'm Tim Tebow

[colleyvillesooner]

TO THE BENCH TEBOW!!!!

[StoopTroup]

O V E R !

http://thenationalevil.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/girl-wrestling-alligator1.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Suck it Urban!

[JLEW1818]

O V E R !

http://image06.webshots.com/6/8/10/57/166481057OCMBbW_ph.jpg

RATED

[Crucifax Autumn]

Now Ingram just has to break a long TD on the next play.

[colleyvillesooner]

Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!

[Crucifax Autumn]

I just want it to turn into total humiliation. Tebow could use some good old fashioned Christian HUMILITY!!!!!!!

[SunnySooner]

Look who finally decides to show up.....band wagoner..*running*

Why I oughta......

give me a break, had one kid in the tub, throwing supper together, etc, etc. I just can't WAIT to see all the car flags around here magically DISAPPEAR!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JLEW1818]

what is this about you and me in a tub.....

[btk108]

Just one more xmas present today, please....GO HUSKERS!

[SunnySooner]

Go, clock, go.

[StoopTroup]

John 16:33 - I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world." - just not this football game.

[Frozen Sooner]

And now the excuses. Oh, it's so much pressure for the poor Gators to go undefeated. Boo hoo.

[StoopTroup]

It just goes to show you what a competitor Tim is....even when it looks like it's over...he keeps playing as hard as he can....

^ This is what your about to hear...

[MichiganSooner]

"a spectacular defensive play by Alabama and just a routine mistake by Tebow."

So Tim makes routine mistakes?

[Frozen Sooner]

"a spectacular defensive play by Alabama and just a routine mistake by Tebow."

So Tim makes routine mistakes?

Sure. Witness the platypus.

[OUDizzle]

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/333/66603636.jpg

[StoopTroup]

I sure hope we've seen the last of the gayturd fans around here for awhile.

[goingoneight]

O V E R !

http://thenationalevil.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/girl-wrestling-alligator1.jpg

Ah, yes... the Orlando Gator Farm.

[StoopTroup]

Hi Mom!

Hi Dad!

LMAO

[Frozen Sooner]

Yes, pickles. The brine helps you retain fluids. The Eagles did this a few years ago.

[btk108]

Seriously....I thought his mom was a mannequin until she blinked

[OUDizzle]

Seriously....I thought his mom was a mannequin until she blinked

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/3830/84052644.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/3830/84052644.jpg

Yep. Here's a pic of them during the salad days. :D

http://www.40daysforlife.com/blog/images/tebow.jpg

[btk108]

the tears are welling up in Teblows eyes

[delhalew]

Those are some droopy Florida faces.:D

[okiewaker]

Oh god, he's crying.

[btk108]

OMG...he's crying.....there's no crying in football...you big weenus

[StoopTroup]

There's those crocodile tears.....lol

[Wishboned]

Oh god, he's crying.

They can take his tears and cure cancer!!!!

[Crimson Kid]

How gay that dude patting tebows head. lol

[Frozen Sooner]

HEY TEBOW!!!! WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU!
Rammer jammer yellowhammer
GIVE 'EM HELL ALABAMA!!!

[soonerboy]

tim tebow was crying...bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Crucifax Autumn]

There it is little bitch! Cry! Cry! I want to drink your tears you little wuss!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Now...LOSE TEXASS LOSE!!!!!!

[OUDizzle]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4705/67270411.jpg

[SunnySooner]

Oh good lowered, Sam didn't cry when his arm got ripped out of socket, SUCK IT UP!!!! That's just embarrasing!!!!!! What are you, 3?!?!?!?

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh God how I want Terrence Cody to wander over and eat Tebow's head.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I think I just messed my pants from laughing so hard!

[StoopTroup]

That was fun.

Will mack cry for Colt?

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4705/67270411.jpg

How cute! He's wubbing him's widdle head! Hugs and kisses to make wittle tebwow feel better.

[btk108]

I'm crying too......tears of joy!

[Sooner Eclipse]

Oh God how I want Terrence Cody to wander over and eat Tebow's head.

I'd settle for Cody wandering over and kicking him square in the arse. Probably just cry some more.

[sooner59]

There's no crying in football!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

At least now the season wasn't a total waste of time. Little pansy crying makes it all seem a bit better.

[Wishboned]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4705/67270411.jpg

John 3:16 says, "You just got your *** kicked."

[okiewaker]

Somebody get that man a foo foo and a blanky.

[StoopTroup]

That was a Heisman Worthy cry

[Wishboned]

A year from now he'll be back in Guatemala circumcising orphans again.

[colleyvillesooner]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8905/photom.jpg

[BamaSon25]

Laugh it up Sooners, but the word down here in the south is that within seconds of the end of this game, Tebow got a 36 million dollar endorsement deal.... KLEENEX!!!!! :)

Roll Tide Roll!!!!

Ok... I had to crow a little bit, but I feel I should say this regarding Tebow. While I think the media has created this monster (it isn't Tebow's fault that there is a camera shoved in his face every time he turns around) and I'm not the most religious guy in the world, I will say that I think Tebow is a stand-up kid both on and off the field. I would much rather my son emulate a Tim Tebow than say a Terrell Owens or a Pacman Jones. Ya know?

Roll tide and Boomer Sooner!
BamaSon25

[Lott's Bandana]

Laugh it up Sooners, but the word down here in the south is that within seconds of the end of this game, Tebow got a 36 million dollar endorsement deal.... KLEENEX!!!!! :)

Roll Tide Roll!!!!

Ok... I had to crow a little bit, but I feel I should say this regarding Tebow. While I think the media has created this monster (it isn't Tebow's fault that there is a camera shoved in his face every time he turns around) and I'm not the most religious guy in the world, I will say that I think Tebow is a stand-up kid both on and off the field. I would much rather my son emulate a Tim Tebow than say a Terrell Owens or a Pacman Jones. Ya know?

Roll tide and Boomer Sooner!
BamaSon25

Your joke was good and he will get endorsements like such we haven't seen since, well...Le Tigre?

Bama, remember what happened to the Moneychangers? We will soon see a great example of where teh expression, "The tables have turned." came from. (Google "Tiger")

Given your opponent next month, we are hoping your team gives us an opportunity to continue laughing it up.

[StoopTroup]

Laugh it up Sooners, but the word down here in the south is that within seconds of the end of this game, Tebow got a 36 million dollar endorsement deal.... KLEENEX!!!!! :)

Roll Tide Roll!!!!

Ok... I had to crow a little bit, but I feel I should say this regarding Tebow. While I think the media has created this monster (it isn't Tebow's fault that there is a camera shoved in his face every time he turns around) and I'm not the most religious guy in the world, I will say that I think Tebow is a stand-up kid both on and off the field. I would much rather my son emulate a Tim Tebow than say a Terrell Owens or a Pacman Jones. Ya know?

Roll tide and Boomer Sooner!
BamaSon25

Good post.

Lets hope Tim always emulates his current status as a decent guy. The People magazine article on him being a drunk womanizer would sell lots of rags though. :D

[BamaSon25]

You know that's part of the problem today. It's that whole Train Wreck mentality. Nobody wants to see the good stuff, just the bad. I'm just 40 years old, but man things have changed a lot in this country in those 40 years.

RTR & Boomer Sooner!
BamaSon25

[BamaSon25]

You know that's part of the problem today. It's that whole Train Wreck mentality. Nobody wants to see the good stuff, just the bad. I'm just 40 years old, but man things have changed a lot in this country in those 40 years.

RTR & Boomer Sooner!
BamaSon25