I give you the new coaching staff at Kansas

[The_Red_Patriot]

They obviously want to go in a new direction with the new staff...a nicer and more positive staff. This team will need to heal after what big bad Mangino did to them. I mean, running wind sprints and up downs are simply barbaric.

Head Coach : Stuart Smalley
Great Motivator, very positive person
http://dailytop5.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ssmalley.jpg

Offensive Coordinator: Richard Simmons
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2J5KtWSIXnk/SGQgs2bENtI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ahBjD09jCW8/s400/Richard+Simmons.jpg

Defensive Coordinator: Dr. Phil
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2ph2upGQFUg/Sn_MVkehKoI/AAAAAAAACiY/_UQmoPrhSeI/s400/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg

Offensive Line: Boy George(Its rumored that Rosie O Donnell will coach the DBS)
http://hastyruminations.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/boy_georgerosie.jpg

Defensive Line: Kip (Rumored that Napoleon Dynamite will coach the LBs)
http://www.rocktownweekly.com/rocktown/photos/KIP_1139940951.jpg

Strength Coach: Lamar Latrell- dude can throw a javelin
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/lamar/lamar1.jpg

Special Teams: Pat Riley
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwFg/RmdXqEsq-ZI/AAAAAAAAAj8/IFPuR6OyxjY/s400/sweeney_pat.jpg

QBs coach: Uncle Rico
http://www2.nwanews.com/blogs/slophouse/files/2009/08/uncle-rico.jpg

Recruiting Coordinator/Football operations: Kent "Flounder" Dorfman
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[budbarrybob]

I'd have to say Dorfman has no chance with the current AD.
Drunk, fat and stupid are no way to go through life, son

Makes me wonder how many shots of tequila Mangino would have to consume to be over the limit?

[badger]

Lew Perkins rejected Yoda as strength and conditioning coach, because rumors have it that he makes his athletes stand on one hand and lift heavy, immovable objects with their bear hands.

http://winnieyong.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/yoda.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Badj This is the new Strength and Conditioning Coach

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/THK/THK219/ballet-instructor-helping_~e0000346.jpg

[Bonehead]

No way Rosie O'Donnell is on this coaching staff. She's blunt, outspoken and chubby. She's a female Mangino.

She's a Womangino.

[Widescreen]

Lew Perkins rejected Yoda as strength and conditioning coach, because rumors have it that he makes his athletes stand on one hand and lift heavy, immovable objects with their bear hands.

They have to use bear hands? How does that work?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpvwLWT7oKQ/SRYJPjAKvEI/AAAAAAAAAN4/J-usfWiJ33M/s400/with-my-bear-hands.gif

[OUmillenium]

Lew Perkins rejected Yoda as strength and conditioning coach, because rumors have it that he makes his athletes stand on one hand and lift heavy, immovable objects with their bear minds.

http://winnieyong.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/yoda.jpg

Repaired

[NormanPride]

A hell of a lot better than human hands, let me tell you. Have you ever used bear hands? Those bears wouldn't be so awesome without them.

[badger]

They have to use bear hands? How does that work?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpvwLWT7oKQ/SRYJPjAKvEI/AAAAAAAAAN4/J-usfWiJ33M/s400/with-my-bear-hands.gif

This thread is now full of win. Yay, "offseason" is hear!

[SoonerKnight]

No wonder Kansas has never been very good at football they are a bunch of pansies. I used to work with a guy who played for Switzer and the stories he told were worse than anything Mangino has done.

[ouduckhunter]

Don't forget that Oprah retires next year!

She might be interested in lending a hand to the football program with some Oprah style new age love, motivational speakers, free cars, etc! She could whip that football team, and athletic department into shape in no time flat! Imagine Oprah on the recruiting trail and sweet talking the recruits mommas! She'd be signing players right and left. The Kansas basketball team would be so jealous, that they'd try to hire her away from the football team! Oprahs' so great, she could coach both football and basketball!

They wouldn't need to spend a lot to alter Mangino's old game day apparel either! :P

[Breadburner]

No way Rosie O'Donnell is on this coaching staff. She's blunt, outspoken and chubby. She's a female Mangino.

She's a Womangino.

No...She is Mangina....:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did they fire the Mangino Cheerleaders too?
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg

[badger]

They also eliminated Mangino's pet Jayhawk:
http://i46.tinypic.com/b4i3uu.jpg

[westcoast_sooner]

I heard that Richard Simmons was coaching the wide receivers.

[OU-HSV]

This thread is awesome.

[Pricetag]

I bet Uncle Rico would be fired the first time he made one of the QBs feel like a frickin' idiot.

[badger]

Texas A&M's Mike Sherman has been eliminated from consideration to succeed Mangino, after Lew Perkins learned that Sherman condones throwing water-filled projectiles at other players.
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[salth2o]

Director of Football Operations... The Church Lady. Well, isn't that special.

http://redstick.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/churchlady.jpg

[badger]

Perennial idiot athletic director Lew Perkins just announced the transition from Division 1 football to Division one flag football.

"I will not allow any of Kansas' athletes to be poked in the chest, or touched in any way shape or form by anyone, from coaches to other athletes," Perkins said from his new office, which used to be ex-KU coach Mark Mangino's office. "Flag football will allow our athletes to participate in the game that they love, but without having their bodies or their feelings hurt."

The removal of the scoreboard and keeping score is pending University of Kansas regents' decision.

[RedstickSooner]

Did they fire the Mangino Cheerleaders too?
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg

Only this picture, and this group, could make girl on right look attractive. Like the rest of you, I grew up reading from left to right, so this picture parses something like this:

"Omigod! Dear, sweet monkey Jesus, no! Oh, God, is that line her body preparing to bud into two asexually reproduced clones? Hey, this last one seems like she might just be, like, pregnant or something. Man, I need a palette cleanser. Pornhub, here I come."

But maybe that's just me.

[The_Red_Patriot]

BBW fun!

[adoniijahsooner]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__6tRp34xz_w/SZ6vsMzqd-I/AAAAAAAAAns/eIGsOWV78Cs/s1600/86772275159130e502011142a9d8c900.jpg

[adoniijahsooner]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__6tRp34xz_w/SW9eao8ij4I/AAAAAAAAAas/-l4wW7trRrs/s1600/FatPeople.jpg

[ouduckhunter]

Did they fire the Mangino Cheerleaders too?
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg


Don't they date those he/she things in the Fexas band?

[The_Red_Patriot]

well...Chuck Long is the Offensive Coordinator. Nobody should be surprised for KU's failures on offense....or San Diego States success after his departure.


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[TheHumanAlphabet]

Why Nebbish guy thought it was a good idea to hire Chuck Third and Long, I have no clue...

[stoopified]

I'd have to say Dorfman has no chance with the current AD.
Drunk, fat and stupid are no way to go through life, son

Makes me wonder how many shots of tequila Mangino would have to consume to be over the limit?:D

[agoo758]

I wasn't here back in the early 2000's but I can bet my last loaf of a bread that there was a lot of criticism of chuck third and long, while Stooptroup was arguing that he was completely perfect, never made a single mistake in his life, and because he arn't OC's we have no right to form an opinion on the matter. :P

[Scott D]

eh not buying it.....not enough of Kansas' success is properly credited to Todd Reesing, the Meier kid, and that other WR.

[Crucifax Autumn]

"that other WR" really left an impression!

[Widescreen]

eh not buying it.....not enough of Kansas' success is properly credited to Todd Reesing, the Meier kid, and that other WR.

That pretty much sums up the history of KU football.

Who can forget that one guy, and that other guy? Those guys were pretty good.

[Crucifax Autumn]

That one dude was a beast.

[jumperstop]

eh not buying it.....not enough of Kansas' success is properly credited to Todd Reesing, the Meier kid, and that other WR.

Bristow or something like that? Number 80, tall guy. He was a heck of a player for them.

[The_Red_Patriot]

"that other WR" really left an impression!

HA!