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Breadburner
12/3/2009, 07:58 PM
"Raises Hand".....

SoonerPr8r
12/3/2009, 08:08 PM
Twice!

jumperstop
12/3/2009, 09:57 PM
doubt it, but we'll see....

IslandSooner
12/3/2009, 09:58 PM
Yep....

Collier11
12/3/2009, 09:59 PM
I have a GF of 3.5 years, probably not, lol

sooner59
12/3/2009, 10:34 PM
I have a GF of 3.5 years, probably not, lol

Been with mine a little over 4 years now. So I feel your pain. I doubt I will either, lol.

OUinFLA
12/3/2009, 10:36 PM
you guys should get married and remove all doubt

Collier11
12/3/2009, 10:47 PM
I LOL'd, alot

pac10SUX
12/3/2009, 10:49 PM
After 15+ yrs of marraige, I just have oral sex. We stand across the room from each -- Well, F* you -- Well, F* you -- back & forth. :D

OUHOMER
12/3/2009, 10:49 PM
i have been married for over 32 years. I am going to score today. yes that's right on a thursday night...

And , I think maybe saturday night as well

This demands spek!

CaliBornSoonerBred
12/3/2009, 10:53 PM
*raising hand* giggidy giggidy

OUinFLA
12/3/2009, 11:59 PM
iAnd , I think maybe saturday night as well


during one of the ut - NU timeouts in the second quarter?

OUinFLA
12/4/2009, 12:02 AM
I scored Tuesday, or as she said..."might as well get December out of the way".

gaylordfan1
12/4/2009, 12:27 AM
Well friends...... I have been married for 2 years.... I have never been laid this much in my life! Day in and day out! She is like "Its time... we have to do it!" Thats right, we/SHE is trying to get preggo. It becomes a mundane act after a while. Sometimes I feel used.

gaylordfan1
12/4/2009, 12:28 AM
Good thread by the way... Where did that come from?

goingoneight
12/4/2009, 01:30 AM
I'm gonna score, man!

SoonerDood
12/4/2009, 06:07 AM
70/40 it's a done deal

MrJimBeam
12/4/2009, 06:51 AM
I hope I score a deer this weekend. If not, l'm gonna be real mean to my pillow.

adoniijahsooner
12/4/2009, 08:27 AM
you guys should get married and remove all doubt

All doubt that you will ever have enjoyable sex again.:D

adoniijahsooner
12/4/2009, 08:28 AM
Well friends...... I have been married for 2 years.... I have never been laid this much in my life! Day in and day out! She is like "Its time... we have to do it!" Thats right, we/SHE is trying to get preggo. It becomes a mundane act after a while. Sometimes I feel used.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

OUHOMER
12/4/2009, 09:04 AM
during one of the ut - NU timeouts in the second quarter?

The entire half time....;)

OUHOMER
12/4/2009, 09:04 AM
Ok give it up to me.

Thursday night, SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUinFLA
12/4/2009, 09:06 AM
Ok give it up to me.

Thursday night, SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you Oregon?

sendbaht
12/4/2009, 09:08 AM
I'm married but live in Thailand...mmmmm....
but still find at times poring beer on my hand to get my date drunk.:))

1890MilesToNorman
12/4/2009, 09:12 AM
Probably unless we are both too tired? that happens a lot. We talk about it all day, then have dinner, then watch TV then change our minds. Funny how that works.

OUinFLA
12/4/2009, 09:14 AM
young guy is about to score for the first time with his long term girlfriend.

goes into pharmacy and asked pharmacist.. I need some help picking out condoms.

Pharmacist says..... how many you want?

young guy .... I dunno, what kinda packs they come in?

Pharmacist ..... 4 pack, 9 pack and 12 pack.

young guy ... why all the different packs? what's the occasion for the 4 pack?

Pharmacist ... 4 pack for the young guy who only has weekends to be active, you know 2 x on Sat, 2 X on Sun.

young guy.... whats the 9 pack for?

Pharmacist .... that's for the really aggressive young stud, you know, 2 X on Sat, 2 X on Sun, and 1 X each day during the week.

young guy <astounded?> Oh, my, then what is the 12 pack for?

Pharmacist..... oh, that's for the married guy.....January, Feburary, March.............

Jello Biafra
12/4/2009, 09:16 AM
Enjoy it while it lasts.

yeh give us a shout in about 2 years after you have your second...let us know how it works out for ya...

beer4me
12/4/2009, 09:23 AM
My wife is pissed at me so it ain't looking good fer me :O

85sooners
12/4/2009, 09:34 AM
:texan:

Collier11
12/4/2009, 10:00 AM
I got some on Wed, probably try again tom night

StoopTroup
12/4/2009, 10:15 AM
I score every weekend...I'm a Pro.

Soonerwake
12/4/2009, 10:46 AM
you guys should get married and remove all doubt

Now that is funny.. True and sad, but funny...:( :)

ldurham20
12/4/2009, 11:12 AM
Well friends...... I have been married for 2 years.... I have never been laid this much in my life! Day in and day out! She is like "Its time... we have to do it!" Thats right, we/SHE is trying to get preggo. It becomes a mundane act after a while. Sometimes I feel used.

Haha enjoy that while it last buddy, marriage is just a license to stop having sex with your girlfriend and start paying her bills.

badger
12/4/2009, 11:18 AM
I see NP has not posted here yet... maybe he's waiting for me to post? ;)

Collier11
12/4/2009, 11:34 AM
well...?

budbarrybob
12/4/2009, 11:41 AM
during one of the ut - NU timeouts in the second quarter?

raises hand x 2. But it'll be during one of the many "official review's" to determine if Colt was "hit" out of bounds... :rolleyes:

Breadburner
12/4/2009, 06:23 PM
Tonight could be the big night for me.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btk108
12/4/2009, 08:40 PM
bye week here

JLEW1818
12/4/2009, 08:47 PM
I'm slumping

btk108
12/4/2009, 08:54 PM
I score every weekend...I'm a Pro.

Rosie doesnt count :P

OUHOMER
12/5/2009, 05:49 PM
Give it up folks

Scored this morning, I think i will score again tonight!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it was bought and paid for.. Gave the wife and handful of dough and sent her shopping...

What ever it takes, Right

1890MilesToNorman
12/5/2009, 06:09 PM
I got the GF too drunk last night, it was looking good fer a while but then her world started spinning. :(

OUHOMER
12/6/2009, 11:50 AM
OK, give up the spek.

I scored during the 3rd quarter of the NU vs tx game..

twice in one day....:D