View Full Version : Christmas music makes me want to kick a puppy.
Veritas
12/1/2009, 04:27 PM
It's the most annoying aural assault of the year.
Here comes Santa Claus? **** you, he doesn't exist.
stoops the eternal pimp
12/1/2009, 04:31 PM
I think you need a hug...or an enema
olevetonahill
12/1/2009, 04:34 PM
I Know what ya mean bro. I get tired of that shat 24/7
okiewaker
12/1/2009, 04:42 PM
Vet, know what you mean, I would like more Spears and less x-mass bullshat.:P
Chuck Bao
12/1/2009, 04:43 PM
Ginger bells. I get tired of people thinking that the song is about Ginger Bells. And, nobody near the tropics know anything about snow or what a sleigh is.
soonermix
12/1/2009, 05:06 PM
good gravy you bunch of grinch-*** mofos
get into the spirit of things and wish baby jesus a happy b-day
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/1/2009, 05:08 PM
This is the only Christmas music worth hearing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U
Baby Jesus hates Christmas music too.
yermom
12/1/2009, 05:15 PM
i thought i hated Christmas music, but i realized that i hate the jewelry commercials even more
if i go to Jared, it's to strangle someone
Chuck Bao
12/1/2009, 05:24 PM
It is just a bit funny that the Japanese department stores crucified Santa Claus after WWII because they thought it was part of the US holiday spirit.
okiewaker
12/1/2009, 05:26 PM
Maroon 5 may change your mind for x-mas songs.
NormanPride
12/1/2009, 05:57 PM
Veritas, if Santa brought you a Fiesta Bowl berth, would you believe?
yermom
12/1/2009, 06:05 PM
that would make for a Merry Christmas fo sho
adoniijahsooner
12/2/2009, 12:30 AM
When I think of CHristmas music I think of the doped out hooker in Lethal weapon committing suicide. I also think of those creepy kid show that came on in the 80's, and i also think of Frosty getting locked in the greenhouse...man x-mas is really depressing.
When I think of CHristmas music I think of the doped out hooker in Lethal weapon committing suicide. I also think of those creepy kid show that came on in the 80's, and i also think of Frosty getting locked in the greenhouse...man x-mas is really depressing.
You may be missing the point of most of those songs.
They have a wide range of therapy options available today. Many don't even involve medication or electro-shock therapy.
;);)
Soonerus
12/2/2009, 12:36 AM
It's the most annoying aural assault of the year.
Here comes Santa Claus? **** you, he doesn't exist.
Merry ****ing Christmas...
PeoriaSooner
12/2/2009, 12:41 AM
good gravy you bunch of grinch-*** mofos
get into the spirit of things and wish baby jesus a happy b-day
If you want to do that, his birthday is in September. Not that being carpet-bombed with Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole is any better in September than December.
adoniijahsooner
12/2/2009, 12:44 AM
Ho Ho Ho you bastards!!!
http://dontdatethatdude.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bad_santa.jpg
adoniijahsooner
12/2/2009, 12:51 AM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb272/raistking/funny_christmas_pictures_4.gif
OUmillenium
12/2/2009, 02:01 PM
Puppies make me want to listen to Christmas music.
OUMallen
12/2/2009, 02:39 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hGJ3GhPGwJY/SVDlyKTeAlI/AAAAAAAAANc/Uv81sj0j6kg/s400/CM4.jpg
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
GottaHavePride
12/2/2009, 08:00 PM
How about something we can all enjoy?
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GottaHavePride
12/2/2009, 08:07 PM
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olevetonahill
12/2/2009, 08:25 PM
I think I might just get in the spirit Myself
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olevetonahill
12/2/2009, 08:34 PM
I think Im starting to Like this music :D
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Veritas
12/12/2009, 11:13 AM
I'm bumping my own thread because I'm in Salina Kansas, which just sucks in general, but I'm at a coffee shop taking care of a client issue and they are playing the WORST ****ING CHRISTMAS MUSIC. It's this jazzy Christmas bop. I swear to God I'm going to punt the first Maltese I see.
Veritas
12/12/2009, 11:16 AM
It's lovely weather for a slay ride together to HELL.
StoopTroup
12/12/2009, 11:21 AM
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yermom
12/12/2009, 12:02 PM
NSFW :O
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SanJoaquinSooner
12/12/2009, 12:19 PM
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StoopTroup
12/12/2009, 02:53 PM
This should cheer Veritas up. :D
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