Christmas music makes me want to kick a puppy.

[Veritas]

It's the most annoying aural assault of the year.

Here comes Santa Claus? **** you, he doesn't exist.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I think you need a hug...or an enema

[olevetonahill]

I Know what ya mean bro. I get tired of that shat 24/7

[okiewaker]

Vet, know what you mean, I would like more Spears and less x-mass bullshat.:P

[Chuck Bao]

Ginger bells. I get tired of people thinking that the song is about Ginger Bells. And, nobody near the tropics know anything about snow or what a sleigh is.

[soonermix]

good gravy you bunch of grinch-*** mofos
get into the spirit of things and wish baby jesus a happy b-day

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

This is the only Christmas music worth hearing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U

Baby Jesus hates Christmas music too.

[yermom]

i thought i hated Christmas music, but i realized that i hate the jewelry commercials even more

if i go to Jared, it's to strangle someone

[Chuck Bao]

It is just a bit funny that the Japanese department stores crucified Santa Claus after WWII because they thought it was part of the US holiday spirit.

[okiewaker]

Maroon 5 may change your mind for x-mas songs.

[NormanPride]

Veritas, if Santa brought you a Fiesta Bowl berth, would you believe?

[yermom]

that would make for a Merry Christmas fo sho

[adoniijahsooner]

When I think of CHristmas music I think of the doped out hooker in Lethal weapon committing suicide. I also think of those creepy kid show that came on in the 80's, and i also think of Frosty getting locked in the greenhouse...man x-mas is really depressing.

[SCOUT]

When I think of CHristmas music I think of the doped out hooker in Lethal weapon committing suicide. I also think of those creepy kid show that came on in the 80's, and i also think of Frosty getting locked in the greenhouse...man x-mas is really depressing.

You may be missing the point of most of those songs.

They have a wide range of therapy options available today. Many don't even involve medication or electro-shock therapy.
;);)

[Soonerus]

It's the most annoying aural assault of the year.

Here comes Santa Claus? **** you, he doesn't exist.

Merry ****ing Christmas...

[PeoriaSooner]

good gravy you bunch of grinch-*** mofos
get into the spirit of things and wish baby jesus a happy b-day

If you want to do that, his birthday is in September. Not that being carpet-bombed with Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole is any better in September than December.

[adoniijahsooner]

Ho Ho Ho you bastards!!!
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[adoniijahsooner]

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[OUmillenium]

Puppies make me want to listen to Christmas music.

[OUMallen]

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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

[GottaHavePride]

How about something we can all enjoy?

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[GottaHavePride]

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[olevetonahill]

I think I might just get in the spirit Myself


NSFW

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[olevetonahill]

I think Im starting to Like this music :D

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[Veritas]

I'm bumping my own thread because I'm in Salina Kansas, which just sucks in general, but I'm at a coffee shop taking care of a client issue and they are playing the WORST ****ING CHRISTMAS MUSIC. It's this jazzy Christmas bop. I swear to God I'm going to punt the first Maltese I see.

[Veritas]

It's lovely weather for a slay ride together to HELL.

[StoopTroup]

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[yermom]

NSFW :O

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[SanJoaquinSooner]

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[StoopTroup]

This should cheer Veritas up. :D

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