Favorite line from a movie?

[setem]

Jlew is going to eat this up. I have several but my favorite is a simple as they come you just have to know its context.

What are your favorite lines?

I like the lines from Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption during the Escape Scenes.

"He crawled to 500 yards of **** smelling foulness I cant even imagine" "Andy crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side"

I like the "Peace by Inches" speech from Any Given Sunday.

" On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the ****in' difference between winning and losing! Between livin' and dyin'!

I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna win that inch. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that’s what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!!

Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him!

That’s a team, gentleman!

And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

That’s football guys."

But my favorite line of all time is from the Non-theatrical release or Directors Cut(of sorts) of "That Thing You Do" There were 2 versions of the movie. Theatrical and then the version that they release on video. Tom Hanks(Mr White) is leaving the hotel when Guy is being dropped off after getting hammered at the Blue Spot(Tom Hanks real wife drops guy off and she is prize Cougar!) so Tom Hanks tries to send Guy into bed and Mr White tells Guy they are going to be on Hollywood Showcase the next day. Guy looks Mr White in the face and screams at the top of his lungs. "HOLLYWOOD SHOWCASE!" I crack up everytime I see because I have known people(myself included) that act like a crazy person when they are drunk! Simple line but the delivery cracks me up!

Also in the 2nd version Tom Hanks and Howie Long are gay! They do not say it but that is how a lot of people have viewed their characters. Howie Long is not even in the original they cut all of his scenes out. But the movie is supposed to parody the Beatles and their manager was GAY GAY GAY!

[I Am Right]

"Give him the heater"

[I Am Right]

"this is the out you have been waiting your whole life for"

[I Am Right]

"lets cut the crap, get this motherf***er out"

[setem]

"lets cut the crap, get this motherf***er out"

Sorry but I am gonna have to correct you!

"Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you. Strike this mother ****er out."

[I Am Right]

Sorry but I am gonna have to correct you!

"Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you. Strike this mother ****er out."

close enough.

[I Am Right]

"burnt orange makes me puke"

[SanJoaquinSooner]

"Sometimes in life, a person finds what he's good at, and sometimes he finds what he loves to do. If God really smiles on you, they will be the same thing."

-- from The Flamingo Kid
http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/flamingokid.jpg

[setem]

Little Big League

Joey: Do you think in his whole life, Batman ever ate at McDonalds or KFC?"
Chuck: Of course, he would have to! Suppose commisioner Gordon needs him and he is in a hurry, but he’s really hungry, what else is he gonna do?
Joey:Boy, I’d hate to be the guy behind the Batmobile in the drive-thru, when batman steps on that gas and flames comes out…
Billy: You guys are both retarded...the caped crusader does not eat fast food!
Joey: How do you know?..he might...

"I **** on Jed Clampett"

[Denton_Sooner]

"Like my grandadad says, The less a man makes declaritive statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect..."

Four Rooms

[Tulsa_Fireman]

"Oh Mack, you're so big!"

Texas Donghorns 3: Return of the Mack

[setem]

"Like my grandadad says, The less a man makes declaritive statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect..."

Four Rooms

Awesome movie! Top 10 for me!

THERE IS A DEAD ****ING WHORE IN THE BED!

[Denton_Sooner]

Best line from Major League has gotta be....

Setup: jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball....

Payoff: Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Best. Sports. Line. Ever.

[Denton_Sooner]

Awesome movie! Top 10 for me!

THERE IS A DEAD ****ING WHORE IN THE BED!

STOP CALLING HER THAT!!

Also...

"I dont have a problem, i have ****ing problems, plural.."

I love that movie man!

[Denton_Sooner]

One more...

From the brillance of Mr Crash Davis...

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

[setem]

Best line from Major League has gotta be....

Setup: jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball....

Payoff: Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Best. Sports. Line. Ever.

That is a good one!

MILLIE:Hi, Jimmy. Want a ride?

JIMMY:Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

MILLIE:No.

JIMMY:Can I give you my testimony?

MILLIE:You can do anything you want.

[setem]

Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?

Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?[Jose nods]We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.[to the players]Is that about right?[the players nod]We're dealing with a lot of ****.

Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

[Denton_Sooner]

I could watch that movie a hundred times in a row...

We used to play a drinking game with movie quotes. I wish I could remember all the rules, but for some reason they are a bit cloudy..

Bull Durham has to be one of the most quotable movies ever.

The others on my list would be Clue, Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, and Major League.

[Breadburner]

"And the groom looked hansomer than **** in white satin."

[royalfan5]

Pretty much Slapshot as a whole. There is just so many in that movie. Although my favorite might be "They teach you to underline in college", "Not the **** scenes they don't"

[SCOUT]

This is one of my favorite exchanges

The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

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[yermom]

Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction:

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I'm The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that **** for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ***. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded **** to say to a mother****er 'fore I popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

more of a monologue, i guess :D

[the_ouskull]

I'm not going to list the speakers or the movies... that is YOUR job, and no, I don't expect all of them to be difficult.


"First you have to give up, first you have to know, not fear, KNOW... that someday you're gonna die."


"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that sh*t which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not f*cking stupid. At least, we're not that f*cking stupid."


- I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.


"We are not born equal sinners or perfect knock-offs of God. The world tells us whether we're heroes or victims. But, we can decide for ourselves."


You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. ...I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some f*ckin' book.


- ...did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
- Man, get out of my face with that sh*t. The motherf*cker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb *ss.


- You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and ****.
- I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work!


You're already cheating! Any time you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself. The window of opportunity to drink, and do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is closing by the day.


I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?


F*ck you, f*ckin' qu**rs. Firemen gettin' p*ssy for the first time in the history of fire or p*ssy. Hey, go save a kitten in a tree, you f*cking h*m*s!


I guess the Corps don't get theirs!


I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.


You know the rules of the game, your b*tch just chose me. Now we can handle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangsta sh*t.

...aaaaaaaaaand, go!

...and if you're just going to Google them, don't play. I didn't give you any difficult ones for a reason.

the_ouskull

[JLEW1818]

Jlew is going to eat this up. I have several but my favorite is a simple as they come you just have to know its context.

What are your favorite lines?

I like the lines from Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption during the Escape Scenes.

"He crawled to 500 yards of **** smelling foulness I cant even imagine" "Andy crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side"

I like the "Peace by Inches" speech from Any Given Sunday.

" On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the ****in' difference between winning and losing! Between livin' and dyin'!

I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna win that inch. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that’s what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!!

Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him!

That’s a team, gentleman!

And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

That’s football guys."

But my favorite line of all time is from the Non-theatrical release or Directors Cut(of sorts) of "That Thing You Do" There were 2 versions of the movie. Theatrical and then the version that they release on video. Tom Hanks(Mr White) is leaving the hotel when Guy is being dropped off after getting hammered at the Blue Spot(Tom Hanks real wife drops guy off and she is prize Cougar!) so Tom Hanks tries to send Guy into bed and Mr White tells Guy they are going to be on Hollywood Showcase the next day. Guy looks Mr White in the face and screams at the top of his lungs. "HOLLYWOOD SHOWCASE!" I crack up everytime I see because I have known people(myself included) that act like a crazy person when they are drunk! Simple line but the delivery cracks me up!

Also in the 2nd version Tom Hanks and Howie Long are gay! They do not say it but that is how a lot of people have viewed their characters. Howie Long is not even in the original they cut all of his scenes out. But the movie is supposed to parody the Beatles and their manager was GAY GAY GAY!

:D

"Gold jacket, Green jacket... who gives a $hit"

[JLEW1818]

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! "


Lloyd: We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!



Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!



Butts: Hey Coach, they're gunna run the super secret play.....oh wow, the guards r in the backfield, the center is off to the right, and the quarterback..hes not even there!! Coach:They're standin around Butts!!

[picasso]

Geez Setem, you said line not a speech.

My standard is:

"I hope you die ya bastard."

-Bachelor Party

[JLEW1818]

"He called the **** poop"

[Collier11]

"Oh Mack, you're so big!"

Texas Donghorns 3: Return of the Mack

why you watching gay porn? :D

[Collier11]

"I cant believe that just f*ckin happened" Boondock Saints

[OUstud]

"Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball, don't give me this ole' bull****!" -Major League

"I'll come, I love hospitals!"
"No you don't, you love Taco Bell."
"No dude, I was in France one time and I went to a hospital and met this really hot chick."
"Dude, that was a hostel."
"Oh yeah."

"Well, this is pretty sweet. Does the couch pull out to a bed?"
"Yeah, a totally sweet bed. But that's Jenkins' bed. (points to cardboard box) Your bed is over here."
"Dude, that is so ****in' weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?"
"You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."
"Yeah I could."
"No, dude, you're a little bitch."
"I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys."
"Because you're a piece of ****."
"I am not a piece of ****."
"Yeah but you're a little bitch!"
"Sure are."
"Goddamnit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
-Baseketball

[Collier11]

I'm not going to list the speakers or the movies... that is YOUR job, and no, I don't expect all of them to be difficult.

























...aaaaaaaaaand, go!

...and if you're just going to Google them, don't play. I didn't give you any difficult ones for a reason.

the_ouskull

#5 is from my fav movie Goodwill hunting, it is Robin Williams character Sean

[Collier11]

"youre an uncle f*cker I must say"
"well I f*cked your uncle yesterday"

[Collier11]

Fairly worthless movie but one of the Greatest movie quotes of all time

" I don't know what to say really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives. It all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the **** kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time. Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces, and I think... I mean I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in life, things get taken from you. That's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life's this game of inches. And so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean... one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow too fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ------- difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this - in any fight, its the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what living is! The 6 inches in front of your face... Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen. And either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die, as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you going to do?"

[the_ouskull]

#5 is from my fav movie Goodwill hunting, it is Robin Williams character Sean

One down, twelve to go. Or, I guess I could have answered with another one, even though I'm repeating a movie I used up above...


Cor-RECT-a-mundo!

the_ouskull

[AlbqSooner]

#9 is Jason Bourne. "Bourne Identity" I believe. All those Bourne movies run together.

[Veritas]

I'm your huckleberry.

[olevetonahill]

"Frankly My Dear I Dont Give A Damn"

[Denton_Sooner]

#1 Fight Club

#6 Pulp Fiction

thats all i got...

[misplaced_sooner]

#8 is Sean William Scott in Road trip.

[misplaced_sooner]

#11 Full Metal Jacket

[Collier11]

"I didnt know they stacked sh*t that high"

[BillyBall]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs..."

[49r]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs..."

That's just what I was thinking, "The Big Lebowski" is one of the most quotable movies ever. Hell, just about *any* Cohen Brothers movie would make that list.

And even though I think Kevin Smith is a gigantic doosh and a horrible filmmaker, "Clerks" has a whole slew of memorable quotes too...if you know the rest of the scene that includes the Randall line "in a row?" then you'll find several epic quotes there alone.

[XingTheRubicon]

"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that sh*t which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not f*cking stupid. At least, we're not that f*cking stupid."

trainspotting

[XingTheRubicon]

advertisementGeorgie: Does everything you touch turn to ****? Does this happen to you every time?
FH: [weeping] No wonder everybody calls me "****-Head."
Georgie: It's a name that's going to stick.
FH: I realize that.
Georgie: "****-Head" is gonna ride you to your grave.
FH: I already said so, I agreed with you in advance.




Think of being curled up and floating in the darkness.
Even if you could think, even if you had an imagination,....
would you ever imagine its opposite




All these... weirdos, and me... getting a little better every day right in the middle of 'em. I had never known... I had never even imagined for a heartbeat that... there might be a place in the world for people like us.




No more pretending for him. He was completely and openly a mess. Meanwhile, the rest of us go on pretending to each other.





Doesn't it make you grateful? Because they were... they were people just like us, only unluckier.

[yermom]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs..."

you're not wrong Walter. you're just an *******.

[setem]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

Walter: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
The Dude: Then you know he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?

[C&CDean]

Some of y'all don't know what a "movie line" is. It ain't a ****ing disseration, it's a ****ine line. One. Line. Geez. Here, I'll show you, from several different movies:

Are you a virgin Claire?

Good one Goyle.

Deep down inside, you need me on that wall.

Me? A wizard? But I can't be a wizard, I'm just...just Harry...

Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

A mans got to know his limitations...

The object is to make some other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his country...

See? Movie lines, not paragraphs.

[StoopTroup]

Yippee ki yay mother ****er!

NSFW

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[StoopTroup]

Sam Jackson - I'm sorry....did I break your concentration?

[StoopTroup]

Ving Rhames - I'ma get medieval on your ***. (Pulp Fiction)

[picasso]

Are you a hookah? Jeez I forgot! I just thought I was doin' great wif you.

[setem]

Some of y'all don't know what a "movie line" is. It ain't a ****ing disseration, it's a ****ine line. One. Line. Geez. Here, I'll show you, from several different movies:

Are you a virgin Claire?

Good one Goyle.

Deep down inside, you need me on that wall.

Me? A wizard? But I can't be a wizard, I'm just...just Harry...

Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

A mans got to know his limitations...

The object is to make some other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his country...

See? Movie lines, not paragraphs.

Hamilton, gimme one.

Ah yeah...

BITE ME!

[AlbqSooner]

Hey Ratso. Yippee Ki Yah, buddy.

[JLEW1818]

Hamilton, gimme one.

Ah yeah...

BITE ME!

" I should know this... my uncle is painter"

[Collier11]

"Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?"

"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."

"Dude, your bed is a car...
Yeah, but it's a ****ing sweet car."

"What's up Doosh Bigalow?
Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
No, I self parked it in your ***."

"What's up, ****lips.
Hey, I need a huge favor.
You're not jerking off on my dad."

[picasso]

Hey Ratso. Yippee Ki Yah, buddy.

Rizzo!


"I think there's only a coupla guys up therrrre and this ***hole is one of 'em."

[AggieTool]

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

...or it will get the hose again.

[picasso]

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

...or it will get the hose again.

I prefer:

"Wait a minute, is she a great big fat person?"

or

"I'd **** me."

[BillyBall]

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

[soonermix]

"Man, we ain't found ****!"

[soonerinabilene]

"Is this the real Caeser's Palace? Like, did Caesar really live here?"
"No."
"Yeah, I didn't think so."
The Hangover


"I go to church every Goddamned Sunday, and you are going to bring out the demons in me?"
Hot Rod


"Pools are perfect for holding water." Hot Rod


My God man, be careful. My head is corningware. Took a round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Iwo Jima? The one without the Indians." Hot Shots


"Hey Gris, where are you going to put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and Ill show you."
"You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold."
"I wasn't talking to you."- No quote from this movie should ever have to be tagged.


"Big Gulps, huh. Well, see ya later." Dumb and Dumber


"A gun rack? A gun rack. Sheah, right. I dont even own "a" gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?" Waynes World


"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d*ck." Waynes World

And almost every line from The Big Lebowski

[setem]

And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.


Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hal...le...lujah.... Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

PURE GOLD!

[picasso]

"Man, we ain't found ****!"

Comb the desert!:D

[AggieTool]

Bees!

(Tommy Boy)

[beer4me]

Two from the same movie:

"If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting?"

"Well, I could certainly use the money."



"What's your rush, dollbody?

What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?"

"What do you say I smack you around for a while?"

"Can't we do both?"

[beer4me]

dbl post...whatazz up with the board??

[the_ouskull]

Like I said, I went a little easy, but you guys also performed surprisingly well. Maybe some of you don't suck as much as previously believed. (Don't get your hopes up, though... you probably still do. If so, I'll be sure to let you know...)





"First you have to give up, first you have to know, not fear, KNOW... that someday you're gonna die."

Tyler Durden, Fight Club


"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that sh*t which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not f*cking stupid. At least, we're not that f*cking stupid."

Renton, Trainspotting


- I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

"Charlotte," and Bob Harris, Lost in Translation


"We are not born equal sinners or perfect knock-offs of God. The world tells us whether we're heroes or victims. But, we can decide for ourselves."

Victor Mancini, Choke


You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. ...I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some f*ckin' book.

Sean MacGuire, Good Will Hunting


- ...did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
- Man, get out of my face with that sh*t. The motherf*cker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb *ss.

Vincent Vega, my man in Amsterdam, and Jules Winfield, my man in Inglewood, Pulp Fiction


- You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and sh*t.
- I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work!

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher and Steve Stiffler, American Pie


You're already cheating! Any time you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself. The window of opportunity to drink, and do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is closing by the day.

E.L., Road Trip


I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

David Webb, The Bourne Identity


F*ck you, f*ckin' qu**rs. Firemen gettin' p*ssy for the first time in the history of fire or p*ssy. Hey, go save a kitten in a tree, you f*cking h*m*s!

Colin Sullivan, The Departed


I guess the Corps don't get theirs!

GySgt Hartman, your senior drill instructor, Full Metal Jacket


I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

Derek Zoolander in the biopic loosely based on his life, Zoolander


You know the rules of the game, your b*tch just chose me. Now we can handle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangsta sh*t.

Goldie, The Mack

If you kids like, we can play again sometime... and, just to prove that I have a sense of humor about some things, according to this list, my favorite actor is Matt Damon. See? Sometimes, statistics lie... right? If I'd have thrown in a Team America quote, it would have made four of his movies on the list - and Rounders, Saving Private Ryan, or a number of his Kevin Smith movies could have made the list as well. Sh*t, maybe I DO like Matt Damon. Did I just "come out?" :D

the_ouskull

[StoopTroup]

We got a bleeder!

http://www.ugo.com/movies/most-uncomfortable-moments-in-films/images/theres-something-about-mary.jpg

[RiddlerOK]

"You're not just telling us what we want to hear!"

"Cause we just want ta hear the truth"

"Well I guess I am telling you what you want to hear"

"Boy didn't we just tell you not to do that?"

"Yes sir!"

"OK, then"

[RiddlerOK]

or how about:

"Where's the Caddy?"

"I traded it"

"You traded the Bluesmobile for this?"

"No, for a microphone"

"A microphone?.......OK, I can see that"

[RiddlerOK]

or another all time favoite:

"We wouldn't be in this mess right now if it weren't for di**less over here"

"Is this true?"

"Yes, this is true....this man has no di**"

[okiewaker]

Sweet Home Alabama

"Why don't you go back to your doublewide and fry something".

[OhU1]

"You think you have it bad, I have to share a room with a guy named after a duck's dork" 16 Candles.

"Your *** looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!" Full Metal Jacket

"Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there's no attention paid to earthly law and order no more" Clockwork Orange

[JLEW1818]

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ***. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ***.

[12]

"It's so (gd) wonderful. Life is just so (gd) wonderful, You almost won't believe it. - It's just a bowl of (gd) cherries."

from The Man Who Wasn't There

Cohen Brothers

(For Cohen Brothers/Bill Bob fans... if you haven't seen it, buy it.)

[JLEW1818]

And almost every line from The Big Lebowski

"Hey Gris, where are you going to put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and Ill show you."
"You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold."
"I wasn't talking to you."- No quote from this movie should ever have to be tagged




Love it

[MrJimBeam]

"And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU too!"

[soonermix]

"Rocky Marciano? Rocky Marciano? Every time we talk about boxing a white man gotta bring up Rocky Marciano"

[SoonerAtKU]

"Come with uncle," I said, "and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

[BillyBall]

"Rocky Marciano? Rocky Marciano? Every time we talk about boxing a white man gotta bring up Rocky Marciano"

"He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island. "

[OhU1]

"Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life".

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and begat and begat. And then lo and behold someone said some **** to someone or another, just how retarded are you?" Doyle Hargraves

"Is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that? 'Cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' arund that kind of thing now....just like I am at antique furniture and midgets. I can't so much drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture." Doyle Hargraves

[ADs_Agent]

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

I love lamp

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation

[yermom]

it's science.

:D

[yermom]

"Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life".

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and begat and begat. And then lo and behold someone said some **** to someone or another, just how retarded are you?" Doyle Hargraves

"Is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that? 'Cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' arund that kind of thing now....just like I am at antique furniture and midgets. I can't so much drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture." Doyle Hargraves

i don't know how you combined those two movies in the same post :D

my god, if anyone ever needed killin' in a movie, it was Doyle Hargraves. Dwight Yoakam was great in that flick.

[ndpruitt03]

Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

[OhU1]

i don't know how you combined those two movies in the same post :D

my god, if anyone ever needed killin' in a movie, it was Doyle Hargraves. Dwight Yoakam was great in that flick.

Free association? You're right, I don't get how my brain spun up those 2 movies either. :)

I see a lot of "Doyle Hargraves" in my line of work. Typical bully. A tyrant at home, a blowhard coward otherwise. Yoakum was great. I didn't even know who he was when I saw the flick. I was as impressed with Yoakum as anyone in the movie.

[TMcGee86]

"Well he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friends body."

"Yeah I've killed women and children, I've killed just about everything that's walked or crawled at one time or another. And now I'm going to kill you."

[TMcGee86]

"I asked for a car, I got a computer. Hows that for being born under a bad sign?"

[TMcGee86]

"Somebody's gonna have to go back to town and get a ****load of dimes."

[OKLA21FAN]

"Hello....how about that ride in?"

[Soonerwake]

From the greatest movie of all time:

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

You have to answer for Santino, Carlo. You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people.

Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.

[I Am Right]

"His arms are the biggest arms in golf"

[Jacie]

From Kelly's Heroes:

Crap Game (Don Rickles) talking about the Germans in the Tiger tank keeping the American G.I.'s from the bank and thus the gold, "Then make em a deal."

Big Joe (Telly Savalas), "A deal? What kind of a deal?"

Crap Game, "A deal deal!"

[Breadburner]

"Could I borrow your towel...My car just hit a water buffalo.."

[SunnySooner]

OMG!! None of these in this thread??? What a bunch of BOYS!! The Princess Bride RULES!!!!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Have fun stormin' da castle.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

The most quotable movie EVER!!!

[Collier11]

"PC Load Letter, what the F*ck does that mean?"

[Leroy Lizard]

When that rope tightens around your neck, you can feel the Devil bite your ***.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ya got any of them funny shaped balloons? Not unless round is funny.

[Jello Biafra]

I like you private joker. hell, you can come over to the house and F*%k my sister.

[NormanPride]

Remember. No matter where you go, there you are.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

"Frankly My Dear I Dont Give A Damn"Good one. mine's "Badges...we don't need no stinkin' badges."(from TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE)

[JohnnyMack]

Obi-Wan: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."

Luke: "Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to get home. It's late. I'm in for it as it is."

Obi-Wan: "I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."

[Jello Biafra]

Remember. No matter where you go, there you are.

bartles and james

[Pogue Mahone]

"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.
"Let's go get a drink."

[Ike]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!

[TheUnnamedSooner]

"She's gone from suck to blow"

[GKeeper316]

betty white in lake placid...

"if i had a dick, this is where i'd tell you to suck it".

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Let's face it. I f***ed them all.

That's what I do. That's why I
went to beauty school.

They're always there...

http://christiandivine.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/shampoo.jpg

[setem]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH FUNNY MAN AND MAKE IT!

[goodonya]

"she'll take this seriously"