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jdsooner
11/29/2009, 12:25 AM
10. Less visits to the eye doctor since you don't have to look at so much bright orange.
9. No annoying bedlam shirts displaying the score of the game. (you know that they wear them for years)
8. No children showing up in church with osu cheerleader outfits on.
7. Orange Power chant was gone after the first quarter. Shutout=Shutup!
6. OSU fans will be sick on Monday and it will be a very nice day at work.
5. Gundy can never look at the camera and proclaim, "I'm a man." After all, he wouldn't go for it on 4th down.
4. Bob Stoops went for it on 4th down. HE IS THE MAN!
3. We don't have to listen to them brag about going to a BCS bowl!
2. We actually deserve to go to a bowl.
1. The team deserves it, the seniors deserve it, and the coaches deserve it after surviving this awful year of injuries!
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2009, 12:27 AM
10. OSU is ghey.
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And at the number one spot...

1. OSU is ghey.
tommieharris91
11/29/2009, 12:35 AM
5. Gundy can never look at the camera and proclaim, "I'm a man." After all, he wouldn't go for it on 4th down.


Not only wouldn't he go for it on 4th down, but his team took a delay of game penalty on 4th and inches because his team was in the meerkat. Hilarious.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2009, 12:37 AM
Not only wouldn't he go for it on 4th down, but his team took a delay of game penalty on 4th and inches because his team was in the meerkat. Hilarious.

This is wrong.

That's not the "meerkat", it was the "dead cat".
SoonerObsession
11/29/2009, 12:38 AM
Shutout = no "waving wheat".
ouwasp
11/29/2009, 12:42 AM
getting to wear a Sooner shirt to work on Monday...not commenting on the game at all...until a poke says something...then telling them it's not a big deal to beat osu. That's good stuff.
Leroy Lizard
11/29/2009, 12:51 AM
2. We actually deserve to go to a bowl.

Yep
Flagstaffsooner
11/29/2009, 12:53 AM
Boogers are no longer listed on the comodomy market.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2009, 12:55 AM
Boogers are no longer listed on the comodomy market.

Chase Daniel doesn't find that very damn funny at all.
Little Al
11/29/2009, 02:42 AM
Now we know that the toothbrush was invented in Stoolwater. Otherwise it would have been called the "teethbrush".
Piware
11/29/2009, 02:49 AM
1. They will slink off to their little holes in the cellar until September of next year. When they emerge, they will proclaim themselves as a team "on the rise" - meaning above ground again.
AlbqSooner
11/29/2009, 08:25 AM
I only saw the 4th quarter (traveling) but I loved that every time the camera showed an aggie, it was some big ole fat goober who looked like he was pissed that he didn't spend the day on his tractor in his bibs.
StoopTroup
11/29/2009, 08:40 AM
Our Defense was like locusts running all over the aggie crops.

Here is a pic I took of zac in his swim cap on 3rd and 14. :D

http://www.raygc.com/the_locusts_are_coming_1.jpg