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jdsooner
11/21/2009, 05:51 PM
10. Sooner merchandise will be on sale before Christmas.
9. Don't have to worry about Bob Stoops leaving.
8. Those on season ticket waiting lists have renewed hope.
7. We found a field goal kicker!
6. Offense doesn't have to feel guilty; defense played just as bad.
5. At least we scored a touchdown!
4. We won't have to lose another BCS game!
3. We might get a bowl game opponent we can beat. (if we are in a bowl)
2. We looked good in our uniforms.
1. We don't have to look back on another gut wrenching narrow loss--Tech kicked our butts!
Leroy Lizard
11/21/2009, 05:57 PM
11. With those uniforms, I could pretend that it really wasn't the Sooners on the field.

The uniforms suck, by the way.
mightysooner
11/21/2009, 06:02 PM
12. meh.......I can go skiing now and not worry about a bowl game.
josh09
11/21/2009, 06:09 PM
7! WOOOOOOO
Curly Bill
11/21/2009, 06:14 PM
Count me in as another that thought the uniforms were meh.
jdsooner
11/21/2009, 06:21 PM
Maybe it was the uniforms.
StoopTroup
11/21/2009, 06:28 PM
12. meh.......I can go skiing now and not worry about a bowl game.

That's just sad. A Mighty Sooner would still have a Bowl Game on his list IMO.
kevpks
11/21/2009, 06:31 PM
We're going to a bowl, so I don't know why people keep acting like that is up in the air. Even if we lose next week we are going bowling.
OUmillenium
11/21/2009, 06:31 PM
We looked too much like Tejas but played too much like Southwestern (OK).

Great list by the way.
MamaMia
11/21/2009, 06:35 PM
13) The lady who does the laundry wont have to use a lot of Spray and Wash. :)
ouhomer123
11/21/2009, 06:38 PM
13) The lady who does the laundry wont have to use a lot of Spray and Wash. :)

Well she might have to. .....to get the tech foot prints off the sooners butt`s.
FaninAma
11/21/2009, 06:39 PM
Maybe just maybe this season will get Bob Stoops' attention.
StoopTroup
11/21/2009, 06:41 PM
Ya think?

I'm pretty sure he's on it FiA
BrockLanders
11/21/2009, 06:43 PM
#7. Yeah!!!!!!!!
Curly Bill
11/21/2009, 06:43 PM
We'll see if he's on it...

...I have serious doubts anything of substance will be changed.
FaninAma
11/21/2009, 06:47 PM
Ya think?

I'm pretty sure he's on it FiA

Better late than never I always say.

One other good thing about this season is we can now let poor John Blake and his hapless coaching regime get a much deserved break. Now when the pumpers want to draw a contrast between a less than stellar coaching performance and a bad one they won't have to go all the way back to the 90's and drag up poor John.....they simply have to point out this year. That will be cool for all the pumpers who hadn't gone through puberty when Blake was coaching.
swardboy
11/21/2009, 07:01 PM
^ I was thinking along those lines today too. RIP Boo....
Sooner70
11/21/2009, 07:12 PM
14) We don't have to play Tech at Lubbock next year.
BoulderSooner79
11/21/2009, 07:18 PM
15) McCoy didn't get hurt - he scared me for a second there.
Curly Bill
11/21/2009, 07:20 PM
15) McCoy didn't get hurt - he scared me for a second there.

Yup, one of the few goals I have left for this team this year is for McCoy to make it through unscathed so he can go get paid.
StoopTroup
11/21/2009, 07:37 PM
Crimson glasses have been fogged up when it comes to bad Coaching IMO.

We are using what depth we had up. I sure hope we are injury free next year so you can see what a difference it makes.
SoonerLB
11/21/2009, 08:04 PM
My TV thinks it is a good thing it has only two more days of verbal abuse to contend with. ;)
reevie
11/21/2009, 08:49 PM
13) The lady who does the laundry wont have to use a lot of Spray and Wash. :)


I hope she uses them to start a bonfire.
budbarrybob
11/21/2009, 09:58 PM
15. We will start spoon feeding our linemen so they don't defect/quit or just give up. OK just hopefull thinking... Back to our regularly scheduled programming :(
OUBookbabe
11/21/2009, 11:23 PM
We looked too much like Tejas but played too much like Southwestern (OK).

Great list by the way.

I don't know about that. I went to several SWOSU games this year and they didn't look always look as bad as the Sooners looked today.
sooner59
11/22/2009, 12:05 AM
14) We don't have to play Tech at Lubbock next year.

I was going to say that!
Flagstaffsooner
11/22/2009, 12:10 AM
We're going to a bowl, so I don't know why people keep acting like that is up in the air. Even if we lose next week we are going bowling.
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Curly Bill
11/22/2009, 12:12 AM
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:D
MamaMia
11/22/2009, 01:23 AM
16) Nobody on the offensive line messed up their manicure. :)
ouwasp
11/22/2009, 01:53 AM
17) I had to work today and thus was spared the angst of watching another embarassing loss. Plus, I called home and had the dvr stopped so as to not waste electricity in such a foul manner.
sendbaht
11/22/2009, 03:02 AM
# 18. The "hurt" when we lose just does not "hurt" as much. It hurts but nothing
like the hurt when we lose the "one" game in the season. It was day time here and rather warm so I went out washed the car and listened to a few olders and said howdy to folks who passed by. Not like " DO NOT TALK TO BE LEAVE ME ALONE" kind of sweet really and peaceful.
King Barry's Back
11/22/2009, 05:26 AM
# 18. The "hurt" when we lose just does not "hurt" as much. It hurts but nothing
like the hurt when we lose the "one" game in the season. It was day time here and rather warm so I went out washed the car and listened to a few olders and said howdy to folks who passed by. Not like " DO NOT TALK TO BE LEAVE ME ALONE" kind of sweet really and peaceful.

Ah, yes, let's succomb to acceptance. Much more peaceful. Wish I had done this after BYU and saved myself a lot of distress.

Oh, well, there's always next y..... well, there's something.
fadada1
11/22/2009, 07:46 AM
Better late than never I always say.

One other good thing about this season is we can now let poor John Blake and his hapless coaching regime get a much deserved break. Now when the pumpers want to draw a contrast between a less than stellar coaching performance and a bad one they won't have to go all the way back to the 90's and drag up poor John.....they simply have to point out this year. That will be cool for all the pumpers who hadn't gone through puberty when Blake was coaching.

i disagree. had blake's teams had this many injuries (assuming he produced multiple all-americans), we would've lost every game and wouldn't have put more than 3 points up each game. we may have quit a bit yesterday, but blake's teams quit before the season started.
astro5169
11/22/2009, 05:03 PM
#19 - We are not the pokes...

#20 - We are not Texas...

#21 - We dont have to sneak into the big 12 title game and have the horns crying foul.

#22 - Did we mention no upsetting BCS loss...

#23 - We don't have to worry about getting some of our great assistant coaches snatched up.

#24 - No distracting awards shows...
Curly Bill
11/22/2009, 05:04 PM
#19 - We are not the pokes...

#20 - We are not Texas...

#21 - We dont have to sneak into the big 12 title game and have the horns crying foul.

#22 - Did we mention no upsetting BCS loss...

#23 - We don't have to worry about getting some of our great assistant coaches snatched up.

#24 - No distracting awards shows...

This is NOT a good thing.
astro5169
11/22/2009, 05:07 PM
This is NOT a good thing.


Thats the funny part. I say Bobby cut the whole lot of them and make a fresh start... Bring back Brother Mike and the fat man from Kansas...
Curly Bill
11/22/2009, 05:10 PM
Thats the funny part. I say Bobby cut the whole lot of them and make a fresh start... Bring back Brother Mike and the fat man from Kansas...

I think it would be great to ****can the whole bunch of them, maybe keep Shipp and Huepel, maybe little Gundy, and start over with the rest of'em.
astro5169
11/24/2009, 09:20 PM
#25 -there is definately no chance for Michael Jackson to sing at halftime of national championship rematch between Florida and OU....