Mike Gundy...

[StoopTroup]

is tossing Jenni's salad.

[12]

is A MAN!

[Petro-Sooner]

Is a mouth breather.

[okiewaker]

...balls finally dropped last year.

[sidewinder517]

Is T. Boones P.A.L.

[tommieharris91]

drinks hair gel.

[GrapevineSooner]

WILL NOT BE BEDOWNGRADED!!!

[westcoast_sooner]

Hopes Jenni Carlson thinks he's still a man.

[StoopTroup]

just hit his head on the underside of Boone's desk.

[Soonerus]

Someone took a shot at him when he was mistaken for a porcupine..

[okiedokie]

was on this board posting until StoopTroup with all his posts came along and negged him to death and called him a noob......pure evil..

[sooner59]

....is waiting to hire Keven Wilson and Brent Venables as soon as we fire them.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Swears that all those allegations against Dez Bryant are inacrit.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...takes fashion tips from Berry Tramell

[Denver_Sooner]

...is a man... and he's 40


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[Denver_Sooner]

...is also secretly working for the Nazis.


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[StoopTroup]

uses an orange rake to comb his hair.

[AlbqSooner]

Hopes Jenni has a smallish strapon

[StoopTroup]

just found some residual rust in his office

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

blew two trannies last week...

I meant transmissions!

[StoopTroup]

just gave pistol pete a reach around.

[CincySooner]

... is the majority share-holder in Vidal Sasoon; the product, not the stock.

[badger]

...Learned hair gelling from Les Miles. :les:

However, since you could never see Les' hair gel from underneath "The Hat," Mike Gundy decided to go with wearing visors instead. [hairGel]

[OUmillenium]

...was ofer against OU as a player and will be ofer OU as a coach.

[StoopTroup]

rhymes with Al Bundy.

[StoopTroup]

is heading to Notre Dame once he posts his next two losses.

[Hot Rod]

..performed on stage on the AMA's with Adam Lambert.

[KantoSooner]

He's Gumby, dammit!

[Soonersince57]

is Adam Lambert's mentor

[ocsooner]

Wishes he had a real coaching job like his brother.

[w0lfe]

donates spikes of his hair to brazilians to hunt with

[StoopTroup]

would get owned by Mangino in a Man Contest.

[badger]

... is the loser in the Dr. Scholl's ads that saying "gelling" instead of gellin'

[StoopTroup]

just got a Jenni tat.

[IronHorseSooner]

...gives sheep the heeby-jeebies!

[Lipton Tea Bags]

...has a Jonas Brothers poster in his office.

[soonerborn30]

...complains to his mother every Thanksgiving that Cale "isn't playing fair"

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Only eats with sporks.

[VA Sooner]

... can't sleep at night worrying about the shellacking OU's defense will be giving his star offensive players.

[VA Sooner]

... worries about how hard Quentin Carter will be hitting his QB Zac Robinson and him being out with another concussion in the first quarter.

[VA Sooner]

... has nightmares about the way his running back Toston will be up-ended time and time again as he tried to cross over the line of scrimmage.

[VA Sooner]

... pees in his pants thinking about how Beal and Lewis run sideline to sideline tracking the ball carrier and wondering if one of them will take him out inadvertantly like "Father Paterno" was a few years ago.

[VA Sooner]

... worries that someone will empty his Gatorade cooler of hair gel which he would rather have dumped on him when they win... although won't get a chance to this Saturday in Norman.

[StoopTroup]

...holds the record for most hairgel on a Man's head. Check Guiness...it's true. :D

[btk108]

will probably see that first exit on I-35 that say's "Norman left" and will turn around and go home thinking he won....

[StoopTroup]

...had to quit wiping his *** with orange peels. Doctor's orders.

[illinisooner]

...adds the unnecessary "r" in Washington.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Little Mike Gumby
Sat like a Dummy(on T Boones lap)
Eating his Zacs pies and hay.
He put out his thumb,
And pulled in a plumb,
And said 'What a 40 man am I!'[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Jack_Horner#cite_note-Opie1997-0):D

[BoomerJ]

...applies his hair product by sticking his head up a sheeps @$$.

[olevetonahill]

Ordered a Medium Pizza
Clerk asked him if he wanted it cut in 6 slices or 8

after gumby thot an thot he said 6
he dint think he could eat 8

[illinisooner]

...is going to announce that "he's not interested" in the Notre Dame job to dispel any rumors about him leaving Stillwater for South Bend.

[badger]

... will completely forget the lessons that Rich Roddy learned and take the Michigan job, much to the fury of T-Boner Picky.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks hair pie is a Thanksgiving treat.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Still thinks he has the greatest offense in the universe.

[Piware]

is a mammal cuz he suckles.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...has staring matches with the porcupines at the OKC Zoo.
http://www.blm.gov/or/resources/recreation/tablerock/images/takelma/culture/porcupine_lg.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...was just seen getting another orange spray on tan.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...screwed with Tiger's break lines.

[StoopTroup]

...and was riding with him for the fun of it.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks defense is for chumps.

[StoopTroup]

...recruits chumps to play defense.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once fed a dog cheetos.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks BioDome is the smartest and best acted movie ever made.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...cups his farts.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...wears women's underwear.

[StoopTroup]

...on his head.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...while sitting on his butt plug

[StoopTroup]

...on the back of Pistol Pete

[Crucifax Autumn]

...with nipple clamps on

[StoopTroup]

and astroglide in his holsters

[Crucifax Autumn]

...While yelling, "Ride 'em cowgirl!"

[StoopTroup]

and spanking Pete's ***

[Crucifax Autumn]

while t-boone rubs 'em down with oil

[StoopTroup]

and 100 dollar bills

[Crucifax Autumn]

while wearing a sequine dress and **** me pumps

[StoopTroup]

and orange pantyhose

[Crucifax Autumn]

..with a tiara and a strapon

[StoopTroup]

and diamond studded orange leather riding crop

[Crucifax Autumn]

which he uses to redden gumby's azzcheeks

[StoopTroup]

and all done with a hardy "Pistols Firing" from Pete as he farts into the campfire creating a flash that could be seen from space..

[Crucifax Autumn]

at which point the 3 of them break into a sing-and-dance-along to the Rocky Horror soundtrack.

[StoopTroup]

and all the boys on campus join in and an off-Broadway version of Brokeback Mountain begins...

[Crucifax Autumn]

...with even the sheep getting in on the action

[StoopTroup]

and the orange cool whip

[Crucifax Autumn]

Which they all suck from each others' toes

[StoopTroup]

through their noses

[CrimsonCommando]

And Adam Lambert shows up to sing "cowboys forever" wearing assless orange chaps

[StoopTroup]

and says he ready for all takers

[Crucifax Autumn]

and boone jumps in and gets first pickens

[delhalew]

Gumby says "fine as long as I get last lickens".

[Crucifax Autumn]

And the Sooner fans get sickens!

[btk108]

all the while smilin and singin "You shoulda been a cowboy"

[Flagstaffsooner]

...drinks wee wee and poo poo where his boss uses the bathroom.http://myrtlebeachbum.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/tboonepickens291106.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...*** is very sore this morning.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...must have been distracted by the horrible way ST and I portrayed him and his butt buddies.

[StoopTroup]

...knows that Crux and ST just call them how they see them. :D